So when your going up against a clan on CB and you see there flag what do you think?

UK: Well UK gamers are always arrogantly confident, but they lack individual skills and lean heavily on training and teamwork. However they are also heroically lazy and never actually do any training or work on teamwork, which is why they epically fail. English people also abuse for no reason more than any other nationality, yeah Germans abuse when you whoop them but English people abuse for no reason whatsoever. I also think English kids are less mature, Dutch 15 year olds keep a low profile, English 15 year olds hit Z, opening fucking in game mic chat and abuse you with there 3 octaves above middle C voices.

Dutch: Dutchies moan, a lot. They also seem the most naturally talented, but they moan, they also take smoking breaks all the time its well annoying, one sec they are on a supermachine with 12 ping the next they "crashed" and need to "hold" for exactly the time it takes for there key sniper to puff four sigs if he drags on two and a time in his mouth with one in each nostril. Luckily this means they don't last too long. I always find it ironic that dutch people use "Kanker" so much when its mostly them affected by it, but the truth is they moan too much. "I have 25 ping how I am supposed to snipe, I need a hooker and some joints now dude, get me a hooker, DUDE, this is taking too long, fucking ping slowing down my hooker"

Germans: They pretty much all hack, all abuse, all moan and the average age is 14 with average mental age 5, luckily none of the German gaming population actually speak English so they won't read this, which suits me cause I would probably get spammed with 30,000 fucking binds which were all different varieties of "WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ"

French: The French have a refreshing laid back attitude to gaming, they pretty much sit there smoking and eating cheese while getting dominated and have an amazing attitude about it. I tend to get low pings on their servers to no real complaints there. What bugs me though is they always without fail overrate themselves, "nouse sommes med-high", no you are not med-high your, vous etes pathetic.....

Belgians: Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way, but nowhere near as good. Its an epic fail for Belgium, its funny cause in both world wars Germany just stomped all over them, and Holland, its seems in gaming Holland caught up but Belgium is still happy to just get stomped all over. They even try to use the same insults as dutchies and try to speak their langauge, but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany..

Scandinavians: Tbh they are all obsessive, I think they play 24/7 in the winter cause its dark outside, and then they lose track of time and because they never actually go outside they play through summer as well because they think its still winter. They also never talk.... They use there phsycodelic connection to one another to telepathically transmit where you are, then jump around the fucking corner prefiring like bitches, and its impossible to distinguish between them, Fins, Swedes and Norwegians are all the same, they might all be the same person, who would want to live that far north anyway. And I am suspicious of Sweden's 8 mb broadband in the artic circle, surely a country were the girls are that hot doesn't need porn, was all that just so everyone could pirate MamaMia ?

Americans: Americans always fail, they are all gun enthusiasts and when you own them you get the same response "I have fired an m4 its not the accurate" this is bollox, am I to believe every single one of there fucking 400million population has fired an m4. Then they all start moaning about how overpowered the AK is, Just because your fucking country can't make anything better than that 61 (62 when most of you read this) year old piece of shit. And they are all awful and have the most annoying voices, and fucking overrate everything "Ohhhh Myyy GAWWWD I JUST GOT 2 HEADSHOTS IN LIKE ONE MAP" its pisses me right off.

Eastern Europeans: People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment, shows how valuable your education was mate. In my opinions they are heros of the modern world, always playing on UK servers even though it anals their pings. They are pretty good considering most of them made their pcs themselves....out of wood... Which is heroic. I honestly love them all.

Asians: They all hack.......

Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it....

So lastly the Irish hero's, I find general Irish gamers to be pretty average players but great buzz, seriously go on an Irish ts during a match and you will find they are not concentrating at all, "oh boy, down the pub last night......." gives a real long story that eventually ends with an argument about whether or not David Beckham could beat Kylie Minogue in an arm wrestle. This is why I love Ireland.

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#646 aRtHrOs3 (vC)  21 Apr 20:11	Reply
HITLERNAZIGERMANY 2 cents out
#645 parA (FES)  23 Jan 02:13	Reply
Balcaneros powahh
#644 wolkii (unex)  15 Jan 11:27	Reply
balcanic powa hahaha
#643 abzes (cabt)  21 Oct 2012 18:14	Reply
Country: Ireland hypocryte anyway nice story xD
#642 beArdy` (BEL )  28 Aug 2012 09:45	Reply
Jackherrer wrote: Your country sucks at sports 4-2, nothing more to add
#641 PornoSTaR (#e.n.d#)  24 Aug 2012 09:12	Reply
im spanish !
#640 Jackherrer (BLOWME)  12 Jul 2012 01:27	Reply
Haha this is so funny, why people react so seriously to this blog, it's 99% correct! even if its not, just laugh about it! Only thing i do ingame is whine and smoke. It cant be hard to guess where im from. WAY TO GO BLOGGER!! I just want to comment to this domme BELG. SoB^Depravity° wrote: XFX Patjuh wrote: Metoch / sN wrote: funny but you coçuldn't be more wrong about the Belgians as we don't resemble dutchies AT ALL :] BLABLABLABLABLA............. Your country sucks at sports, you talk horrible dutch and its just a cheap country compared to us, no wonder we take benefit of it when possible. dont worry, soon half belgium is gonna be south holland and u dont have to envy us anymore so now im gonna light one up! peace out
#639 life (Kukuruz)  7 Jul 2012 13:38	Reply
I THINK YOU NEED HELP
#638 Tikzon (Tikzon)  12 May 2012 11:52	Reply
HUN HACKERS
#637 crx (crx)  27 Feb 2012 17:22	Reply
BOSSMAN wrote: :O "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Its easy to prove it... Put your tv on all time speak about FMI in PORTUGAL LOOOOOOOL tv is on, never talking about the pt. OH BTW, GOOD READ.
#636 deejee-  (NED )  3 Feb 2012 14:40	Reply
i'm dutch and i can only say 1 thing, ka...
#635 Ninja (search team!)  3 Jan 2012 18:29	Reply
Me gusta ^^
#634 ENKI (Paranoia )  13 Dec 2011 03:40	Reply
Where are the italians?
#633 Hektor (=TH= )  9 Dec 2011 22:43	Reply
i seriously doesn't understand all this shit with hungarians even if im a hungarian too. i play unreal tournament series and we rarely had cheaters. Or i could say alot of other games. But COD. its different... its full with teen aged idiots who cant do anything but cheat. Especially Cod2, coz its old game, and every idiot can run it on their 10years old pc wich doesnt worth more then a hundred euro. Country is full with hacked servers, and those servers are full with hackers. no anticheat protection is installed to most servers of course, so even the most simple cheat could work. Its interesting even with cheats how badly some of they suck, if you can hit 3 guy in a row whos standing still(thats like novice bot level in Unreal/Quake standards) with rifles your called a cheater and got kicked from servers. Outside COD community everyone disrespects those clowns and everyone hates them coz they are ruining the reputation of our beloved country. COD=full of shit anyway, play Starcraft 2 or BF3 or Unreal/Quake.
#632 sammeh (s8)  9 Nov 2011 06:26	Reply
eie. wrote: your a geek, and i bet your seriously ugly. And seriously Irish.. The IRA did well recently, buying guns off our goverment and that, and wondering why there getting arrested WP.
#631 eie. (220.)  9 Nov 2011 06:21	Reply
your a geek, and i bet your seriously ugly.
#630 -rD.Mr.Wh1t3- aka FAUST (rD)  9 Oct 2011 09:00	Reply
This all coming from a man who's in mostly noob clans who lost almost every war
#629 BOSSMAN (ZCM| )  7 Oct 2011 23:52	Reply
:O "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Its easy to prove it... Put your tv on all time speak about FMI in PORTUGAL LOOOOOOOL
#628 Armybuilder (4BaaS)  4 Oct 2011 04:55	Reply
Really made me laugh this. Shame some of its true too
#627 siN|JacoB (siN|)  22 Sep 2011 04:44	Reply
Greeks .... 99% cursing 1% playing ... but this 1% will win the game ;p
#626 zuEn. (#winning)  19 Sep 2011 21:14	Reply
a good easy read with humor . +1
#625 yAnkEz (GOD)  12 Sep 2011 06:06	Reply
get off
#624 Office 2010 (Office 2010)  31 Aug 2011 01:16
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#623 cAAkzyyy (x6iv)  30 Aug 2011 00:12
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#622 Danny (phq9)  24 Aug 2011 01:23	Reply
Loved reading that. Great read, made me laugh, especially the Irish part as I have an irish guy in my team who has many stories to tell. Im a UK player myself, I find msot other UK players are chavvy immature people who moan when they lose but like you say, are very arrogant. I personally don't feel I fall into this category, but I see your point. Also, the teamwork? I agree with the not planning things before playign because we cant be arsed, thats true. Play as you play is what UK players tend to do - i.e. FRAGHUNTERS. But, i don't agree that there aern't any UK players that have solitary skill. Its rare, but they are out there.
#621 xandeR (FALKEN)  21 Aug 2011 01:33	Reply
" heros of the modern world " ohohohohho nice
#620 jerseys (jerseys)  15 Jul 2011 13:02
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#619 LEBRON JAMES (FAN.)  9 Jul 2011 16:06	Reply
PORTUGALLL XD GL IN FUTURE
#618 Liquid (SENTINEL)  18 May 2011 18:50	Reply
fail blog
#617 yizhiyirong (yizhiyirong)  7 May 2011 05:52
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#616 FEROX LESANE (HC)  2 May 2011 17:48	Reply
It takes time to read but is AWESOME. Make me laugh really.
#615 weXy (IDLE)  1 May 2011 19:27	Reply
" heros of the modern world " nice .... ahaha
#614 |XDD|Giannine (|XDD|Giannine)  11 Apr 2011 00:00	Reply
Change your nick to Adolph
#613 EP (Epicxz) (NoobSlayers)  22 Feb 2011 04:23	Reply
Well spoken man. btw I love how some people take this so damn seriously 8D
#612 SpeecterRrRRzU (@mp3)  30 Jan 2011 05:00	Reply
people getting dribbled rofl
#611 w1ngz (WiT)  24 Jan 2011 22:34	Reply
gj ;D
#610 TAYLORRR (UK )  21 Jan 2011 22:27	Reply
Most retarded wall of dribble I've ever read. lmao. You're not even funny even though you try hard to be
#609 LOWZ (umad?)  11 Jan 2011 02:58	Reply
COOL MEN!!1 oh wait... what is the point?
#608 caspa (unholy )  1 Jan 2011 22:59	Reply
two years on and people are still taking it seriously
#607 dENNIS (VidocQ )  29 Dec 2010 19:22	Reply
True
#606 Akwasi (xtremesolid)  28 Dec 2010 21:21	Reply
HA_HA its so true, good job mate!
#605 Jamsk (dTECH)  25 Dec 2010 22:10	Reply
Well ofc you had to insult Eastern Europeans and raise you own country above all others... However, I think you must not put all the Eastern countries in 1 group... Haters gonna hate...
#604 arx (ARG)  23 Dec 2010 06:27	Reply
Nothing about Argentinians?
#603 KeoKeN (VidocQ )  22 Dec 2010 11:16	Reply
Nicely written m8, most of it sounds like a version of the truth =) keep it up!
#602 yz (SNL)  19 Dec 2010 08:04	Reply
Portugal exist xD
#601 seVe! (PIMPEKiii )  8 Dec 2010 00:59	Reply
haha xD eastern europeans <3
#600 StitchXtreme ([TOA])  7 Dec 2010 20:27	Reply
I come from Holland myself and i aprove your message! For all those who feel insulted, try to find that piece of stupidy in yourself and figure out why you are insulted, Maybe THEN you will find it funny ^__^
#599 guanahandi (suilele)  7 Dec 2010 00:53	Reply
luckzaR wrote: Seriously get a clue before you start pointing out facts which arent true. Its just sad to see how you generalise the whole german country as if they were completely clueless. Your just talking too much crap rather focus on other things man this is hilarious . Your making a great fool out of yourslef Stating the benefits of your own national team only proves what a stupid person you have to be i think you're the one making the biggest fool out of himself this whole blog is just a blog... nothing more, nothing less.. so dont take it so serious m8, it's just meant to be funny
#598 RipperCro (=XII=)  1 Dec 2010 21:21	Reply
Ferluci wrote: + ALL HUNGARIANS, POLISH, CROATIANS, CHECHISH PEEPLES ALLL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk u could do a blowjob to all Croatians......go pick some tulips tard btw. I like Irish players...beer...beer...girls
#597 Ferluci (Dvention)  4 Nov 2010 02:32	Reply
+ ALL HUNGARIANS, POLISH, CROATIANS, CHECHISH PEEPLES ALLL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
#596 Deqfon (minds)  3 Oct 2010 22:02	Reply
I'm here to proove that country called Portugal exists.
#595 rascalz (rascalz)  28 Sep 2010 22:52	Reply
stereotypical.
#594 biZZy D (p.Qpad)  17 Sep 2010 03:28	Reply
Seems you don't know shit about Belgium :] ofc I don't like it on how you talk about us, but ur a bit stupid. How did the English vs Irish go? NOT SO WELL FOR U HUH. Anyways, not taking it personal as you've never been here. Nice text bizz
#593 GriGore  (OSN)  9 Sep 2010 22:05	Reply
hahaha nice read "Eastern Europeans" nice!
#592 .siema` (S1F#)  6 Sep 2010 20:43	Reply
wow, you are SHIT
#591 Våder<3 (uniQ )  28 Aug 2010 19:36	Reply
haha n1
#590 Herkules (Herkules)  26 Jul 2010 06:46	Reply
fantastic one mate !!!
#589 m1ckzz (swtz)  25 Jul 2010 19:51	Reply
This was your first sentence: So when your going up against a clan on CB and you see there flag what do you think? Like I am thinking about real life situations like how hot the girls in Sweden are when I look at the flag of Sweden when we are going up against a clan with players from Sweden?! Well, at least you started good with the game characters of English people, but after then it started to go off the road.
#588 luckzaR (GER )  21 Jul 2010 23:21	Reply
Seriously get a clue before you start pointing out facts which arent true. Its just sad to see how you generalise the whole german country as if they were completely clueless. Your just talking too much crap rather focus on other things man this is hilarious . Your making a great fool out of yourslef Stating the benefits of your own national team only proves what a stupid person you have to be
#587 Julia ([TIAC])  14 Jul 2010 17:55	Reply
Mamma mia, here I go again, my my. How can I resist you? I lol'd tbh. Nice article, but a bit hate-ish.
#586 Henkzeeh. (Henkzeeh.)  10 Jul 2010 23:46	Reply
We did'nt start the flame war! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
#585 vitz^ (exotic )  10 Jul 2010 03:56	Reply
i loled @ portugal yeeeeep u are ignorant =)
#584 #MiNi_G@uN! (papa?)  6 Jul 2010 17:43	Reply
Biggest retard ever.
#583 eaSy (#plAtA)  1 Jul 2010 17:22	Reply
In Spain and Portugal have the same connection that other countries, only costs a little more expensive. But if we have 16-24 ping, 48ping German servers, servers united kingdom 42ping . And 90ping Russian servers.
#582 *VoM*AdderS (VoM³ )  22 Jun 2010 18:06	Reply
Still must admit the one on the french is very accurate, they have that approach to everything. The rest :P funny but still a nice read, I think some people get offended because they realise it is true, about their nationality.
#581 RED_BARON (=$(D-A)$=)  15 Jun 2010 18:43	Reply
kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight ur talking about cb.im talking about serious stuff like lans/cups.cod2 is dead since middle of 2007. just take a look how much money those people like speedlink/tek9/dignitas or pandemic won. 20.000-80.000€. how much did empathy/stheno/h2k ? 1000€ ? thats my straight fact. in fact you should get ur facts straight here.noone ever cared on this cb shit.admins in cod2 are corrupt as hell (i know an corrupt one for SURE). + Speedlink dominated on lans.like all good teams do/did. Eurocup was never good.they did not give any money to speedlink or tek9.another proof why cb stinks. would be surprised if the nowadays winners will see any headsets.(shitprice rofl evryone today got a ~70€ headset) speedlink never dominated the cod2 scene. sry bro but..ur such an idiot Without beeing arrogant, i would vote us.... We had about 7 month of dominating in CoD2, after that we been allways top5 in every single tournament we been to and okay, to be fair - the late 2006 we had some really bad events and some line-up changes in beginning of 2007, but cmon: If u talk about beeing "stable", u cant count tek9 at all.... if you see from release untill now, you got overall 15? 20? players playing under tek9 flag and the over 1 year not a single win. Now after 1,5 years they win 3-4 tournaments and you call them "Best team of ALL time"? Cant get the sense there. (c) Speed-Link.Trigger =) its sad ppl think empathy or stheno are good lmao even more sad ppl think cb is something to be happy about if rank1 winks to ur team where are 10+ players in D and YOU tell me to get some straight facts on since u had noone until now when our conversation started R.I.P CoD2 Late-2006 (i bet u think its still alive...with all its 150€ tournaments) Im sorry if im offending you in this post but if you are speedlink trigger i want to say the following thing : you are - f*cking ugly - a no-lifer - a retard without a girlfriend - mr. no future greetz have fun i never look at this again ps http://team.speed-link.de/bilder/bilder/Image/Hollow/Trigger.jpg I LOVE YOU he just quoted trigger, brain.off. btw...he is right
#580 kiddow het poepscheetje (kiddow het poep)  10 Jun 2010 17:31	Reply
dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight ur talking about cb.im talking about serious stuff like lans/cups.cod2 is dead since middle of 2007. just take a look how much money those people like speedlink/tek9/dignitas or pandemic won. 20.000-80.000€. how much did empathy/stheno/h2k ? 1000€ ? thats my straight fact. in fact you should get ur facts straight here.noone ever cared on this cb shit.admins in cod2 are corrupt as hell (i know an corrupt one for SURE). + Speedlink dominated on lans.like all good teams do/did. Eurocup was never good.they did not give any money to speedlink or tek9.another proof why cb stinks. would be surprised if the nowadays winners will see any headsets.(shitprice rofl evryone today got a ~70€ headset) speedlink never dominated the cod2 scene. sry bro but..ur such an idiot Without beeing arrogant, i would vote us.... We had about 7 month of dominating in CoD2, after that we been allways top5 in every single tournament we been to and okay, to be fair - the late 2006 we had some really bad events and some line-up changes in beginning of 2007, but cmon: If u talk about beeing "stable", u cant count tek9 at all.... if you see from release untill now, you got overall 15? 20? players playing under tek9 flag and the over 1 year not a single win. Now after 1,5 years they win 3-4 tournaments and you call them "Best team of ALL time"? Cant get the sense there. (c) Speed-Link.Trigger =) its sad ppl think empathy or stheno are good lmao even more sad ppl think cb is something to be happy about if rank1 winks to ur team where are 10+ players in D and YOU tell me to get some straight facts on since u had noone until now when our conversation started R.I.P CoD2 Late-2006 (i bet u think its still alive...with all its 150€ tournaments) Im sorry if im offending you in this post but if you are speedlink trigger i want to say the following thing : you are - f*cking ugly - a no-lifer - a retard without a girlfriend - mr. no future greetz have fun i never look at this again ps http://team.speed-link.de/bilder/bilder/Image/Hollow/Trigger.jpg I LOVE YOU
#579 mldzZ (mldzZ)  4 Jun 2010 17:56	Reply
never read such crap before. thanks for wasting my time author! [2]
#578 dirty_german (dirty_german)  31 May 2010 03:16	Reply
kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight ur talking about cb.im talking about serious stuff like lans/cups.cod2 is dead since middle of 2007. just take a look how much money those people like speedlink/tek9/dignitas or pandemic won. 20.000-80.000€. how much did empathy/stheno/h2k ? 1000€ ? thats my straight fact. in fact you should get ur facts straight here.noone ever cared on this cb shit.admins in cod2 are corrupt as hell (i know an corrupt one for SURE). + Speedlink dominated on lans.like all good teams do/did. Eurocup was never good.they did not give any money to speedlink or tek9.another proof why cb stinks. would be surprised if the nowadays winners will see any headsets.(shitprice rofl evryone today got a ~70€ headset) speedlink never dominated the cod2 scene. sry bro but..ur such an idiot Without beeing arrogant, i would vote us.... We had about 7 month of dominating in CoD2, after that we been allways top5 in every single tournament we been to and okay, to be fair - the late 2006 we had some really bad events and some line-up changes in beginning of 2007, but cmon: If u talk about beeing "stable", u cant count tek9 at all.... if you see from release untill now, you got overall 15? 20? players playing under tek9 flag and the over 1 year not a single win. Now after 1,5 years they win 3-4 tournaments and you call them "Best team of ALL time"? Cant get the sense there. (c) Speed-Link.Trigger =) its sad ppl think empathy or stheno are good lmao even more sad ppl think cb is something to be happy about if rank1 winks to ur team where are 10+ players in D and YOU tell me to get some straight facts on since u had noone until now when our conversation started R.I.P CoD2 Late-2006 (i bet u think its still alive...with all its 150€ tournaments)
#577 kiddow het poepscheetje (kiddow het poep)  30 May 2010 01:44	Reply
dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight ur talking about cb.im talking about serious stuff like lans/cups.cod2 is dead since middle of 2007. just take a look how much money those people like speedlink/tek9/dignitas or pandemic won. 20.000-80.000€. how much did empathy/stheno/h2k ? 1000€ ? thats my straight fact. in fact you should get ur facts straight here.noone ever cared on this cb shit.admins in cod2 are corrupt as hell (i know an corrupt one for SURE). + Speedlink dominated on lans.like all good teams do/did. Eurocup was never good.they did not give any money to speedlink or tek9.another proof why cb stinks. would be surprised if the nowadays winners will see any headsets.(shitprice rofl evryone today got a ~70€ headset) speedlink never dominated the cod2 scene.
#576 joe (spacecowboy.)  22 May 2010 07:27	Reply
kinda funny hehe
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#574 dirty_german (dirty_german)  20 May 2010 19:52	Reply
kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight ur talking about cb.im talking about serious stuff like lans/cups.cod2 is dead since middle of 2007. just take a look how much money those people like speedlink/tek9/dignitas or pandemic won. 20.000-80.000€. how much did empathy/stheno/h2k ? 1000€ ? thats my straight fact. in fact you should get ur facts straight here.noone ever cared on this cb shit.admins in cod2 are corrupt as hell (i know an corrupt one for SURE). + Speedlink dominated on lans.like all good teams do/did. Eurocup was never good.they did not give any money to speedlink or tek9.another proof why cb stinks. would be surprised if the nowadays winners will see any headsets.(shitprice rofl evryone today got a ~70€ headset)
#573 kiddow het poepscheetje (kiddow het poep)  20 May 2010 12:41	Reply
dirty_german wrote: kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em) First of all, this is my account. Sorry that i don't play any more but i do have a life... When i look at the EC page of cod2 i only see a german flag once in the Past Winners list, so explain why speedlink dominated for all those years?? -- same for cod4 On CSS i only see finnish in the top10, or is Finland a part of Germany? Get ur facts straight
#572 dirty_german (dirty_german)  20 May 2010 04:22	Reply
kiddow het poepscheetje wrote: dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English ur talking such an bullshit since ur an 2005 cb player ?! srsly what did u pay for that account lmfao. cod1 = Ocrana/Speedlink, cod2 = Speedlink , cod4 = mTw ,cs = alternate.attax , css = mTw. fo with ur terrible ''1-2weeks scene dominating cb-teams'' speedlink,alternate,mtw,(sk-gaming) dominated those games for years. u'r just another guy who shows me how dead cod is atm.. ppl*today* think cb says anything about skill level.since 98% of the top50 ladders in cod/cs never played any lans(and when they did they earned rank 3 + 10€ and filled that in there cb team-note) : http://img178.imageshack.us/i/shot0002g.jpg/ ye i've to say empathy rly deserves cb rank1. : (btw. yes i know there are many other good teams at both scenes -cs.cod- like mousesports,mym,fnatic,h2k,pandemic,tek9,dignitas,srs,x6..could list like 50teams for cod2 cause this game does requires no skill..dunno if cs/s does..never played it.) -- but noone had such a long dominating time like these german teams (my opinion..) BTT: Dutch(Today): terrible ego-players who think they'r good cause of there ''Nation-accomplishments'' since 2007 (most of them on cb..what else ) Germans:Never liked them.srsly they always talk german to other nations.have to agree there. rest: dont know/dont care. (cause i only rarely see uk/spain ppl..cant rate 'em)
#571 kiddow het poepscheetje (kiddow het poep)  18 May 2010 12:28	Reply
dirty_german wrote: germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ Lets see who's on top : Cod2 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod1 : Dutch clan no 1 Cod4 : German clan no 1 CS 1.6 : Finnish clan no 1 CSS : Finnish clan no 1 Your post is 4/5 falseness and about your last sentence : You're the living proof that Germans still can't speak English
#570 Roostah (Roostah)  15 May 2010 16:30	Reply
dude you are so wrong about some of the nationalities it makes me wonder if you are actually mentallly retarded
#569 axion ($][ )  14 May 2010 20:19	Reply
never read such crap before. thanks for wasting my time author!
#568 dirty_german (dirty_german)  14 May 2010 19:42	Reply
germans = 1st @ cod2 @ cod1 @ cod4 @ cs 1.6 @ css. fill that in ur blog. btw.: bind XYZ say WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ
#567 Gimli (FRA )  12 May 2010 03:01	Reply
You have problem against french people omg...
#566 hmnZ (Phan )  11 May 2010 14:02	Reply
b0r1ng wrote: Dude, you forgot russians... either put them under asians or eastern europeans
#565 pussY (H2k-Gaming )  10 May 2010 18:16	Reply
Love it
#564 b0r1ng (Yes! )  8 May 2010 02:21	Reply
Dude, you forgot russians...
#563 n3w.NightFiRe (n3w )  5 May 2010 02:29	Reply
piss off comes to mind ...
#562 DESABER  (SV7)  29 Apr 2010 17:46	Reply
HEY IM HERE :P Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it....
#561 luffzR (mys)  28 Apr 2010 13:55	Reply
Very funny how you've only pointed out your personal feelings toward these countries, yet you failed in taking it from a objective point of view, though as I'm typing this I am realizing I just fed the troll. But its all in good fun
#560 velo (trz.intel)  26 Apr 2010 06:29	Reply
Croatia rulez i like how he likes us lol
#559 aloj (aloj)  25 Apr 2010 23:44	Reply
yey funny post indeed ...
#558 blaz3r (sky <!>)  22 Apr 2010 01:58	Reply
cruc1ax wrote: Rvkx wrote: this post is shit. plz who made it come to me i want to killl u seriously get a life and stop making stupid posts and lol i think the poster of this just has 1 friend of every country and he assumes that evryone in that country is like that 1 person really. BEAT THIS FUCKING NOOB UP AND KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY Hoi Jente Vanbussel, I think you take this post a bit too serious, retard <3 Rvkx & he's not retared .. i'm not belgian but maybe they all aren't excellent players but they are funny as hell <3 Revoke ^^
#557 FoX_TdR (FoX_TdR)  14 Apr 2010 20:49	Reply
Yes Portugal exist and i suspect u got owned by in in the past. Oh and btw, dont forget we "created" the uber arsshole YugiOH LOOL
#556 FaNaTiC^ (Paranoia )  11 Apr 2010 04:10	Reply
[-Royal-] aG wrote: Dont know what you've got against Belgians, but referring to the World War? Ran out of inspiration? Our great-grandfathers kicked some german ass on Flanders Fields in World War I to be honest, and pretty disrespectful when bringing some tragedies who happened in REAL LIFE ( OK ? ) about some gaming comment. Wannabe dutchies, seriously . We as a people do have an ID, we do have a culture. It's mixed, we're the peacekeepers of Europe. And how can a nation of 10 million peeps bring as many skilled gamers as Germany / UK / France etc. Think twice. We have the fucking capital of Europe, the fucking President of the EU, the fucking best beer and the fucking tastiest desserts of the world. And yes, maybe less pro-gamers whose asses get kicked every single day in the real deal. Get real kid, and above all, get a life. Hahahah dude who need to get real? If you can't find this funny please get your ass out the basement and go for a walk or something. Over-reacting is a bad thing Ah and yeah I total agree that Belgians suck ass at everything!
#555 cruc1ax ([LKFF2])  9 Apr 2010 20:25	Reply
Rvkx wrote: this post is shit. plz who made it come to me i want to killl u seriously get a life and stop making stupid posts and lol i think the poster of this just has 1 friend of every country and he assumes that evryone in that country is like that 1 person really. BEAT THIS FUCKING NOOB UP AND KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY Hoi Jente Vanbussel, I think you take this post a bit too serious, retard
#554 Rvkx (zumiez)  3 Apr 2010 18:07	Reply
this post is shit. plz who made it come to me i want to killl u seriously get a life and stop making stupid posts and lol i think the poster of this just has 1 friend of every country and he assumes that evryone in that country is like that 1 person really. BEAT THIS FUCKING NOOB UP AND KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY
#553 Skaffaboy (fantabulous)  31 Mar 2010 00:17	Reply
hhahaha wp man
#552 FranKjEEeX (prelude )  29 Mar 2010 23:10	Reply
b1Rd wrote: Before you start shitting about Belgian gamers being suckish, what country was Stevy from again? who is Stevy and who are you dutch man ?>
#551 clone (clone)  29 Mar 2010 21:39	Reply
get your facts right about belgium tbh a lot of stereotyping... could be amusing for some but not for others , oh well i had a laugh
#550 b1Rd (element)  28 Mar 2010 17:09	Reply
Before you start shitting about Belgian gamers being suckish, what country was Stevy from again?
#549 #Team.R^Nietzsche (#Team.R^)  19 Mar 2010 17:40	Reply
I thought the Irish were more like drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight! Dubliners woohoo! Well written mate!
#548 lozZz (UK )  17 Mar 2010 01:02	Reply
pretty accurate haha :>
#547 [-Royal-] aG ([-Royal-])  15 Mar 2010 01:54	Reply
Dont know what you've got against Belgians, but referring to the World War? Ran out of inspiration? Our great-grandfathers kicked some german ass on Flanders Fields in World War I to be honest, and pretty disrespectful when bringing some tragedies who happened in REAL LIFE ( OK ? ) about some gaming comment. Wannabe dutchies, seriously . We as a people do have an ID, we do have a culture. It's mixed, we're the peacekeepers of Europe. And how can a nation of 10 million peeps bring as many skilled gamers as Germany / UK / France etc. Think twice. We have the fucking capital of Europe, the fucking President of the EU, the fucking best beer and the fucking tastiest desserts of the world. And yes, maybe less pro-gamers whose asses get kicked every single day in the real deal. Get real kid, and above all, get a life.
#546 davije (CARGO)  28 Feb 2010 21:51	Reply
not every german is hacking or 14 years old and mentally retarded but i dont disagree to generalize it like this
#545 uZuma (imPULSIVE.)  25 Feb 2010 17:09	Reply
DeaThL wrote: sylvester wrote: I dont really care about this blog, but tbh, i want to defend what is said about MY country BELGIUM... You can say whatever you want about it tbh... your just referring to retard kids that live here in belgium, 80-90% of them are that, ok, i believe you on that one. BUT their are also exceptions... Why keep on flaming Belgium all the time? because we try to be "wannabees"? i mean, look @ the nationcups... in unreal, we were one of top5 of it... still wannabe pro? same for RTCW: ET... I dont really know about other games, but your just referring to what youve seen and start insulting ppl that PLAY that game what YOU play... Start also to play other games, find some nice guys, then come again... youll see that we can also be very friendly, skilled, generous and not big ass whiners as some holland ppl (not all dutchies are bad aswell...) so... my statement is STOP FLAMING COUNTRYS HOW THEY LIVE. IN EVERY COUNTRY ITS THE DAMN SAME PROBLEM. LIVE WITH IT! grtz syl Thumbs up. Belgian for life. Respect. (l)
#544 Aguero- (7gz.)  21 Feb 2010 18:41	Reply
Ok.. disagree. French: When losing cry hack, always unbind all of your keys if you are getting the better of them and have a noob style towards gaming. Polish: Whiners, believe they are better than everyone no matter if they are getting whooped badly. Dutch: Arrogant, think nobody is as good as them, especially when they are stoned. Spanish: Actually really easy to get on with, never show much whining or deal out abuse. German/Egyptians: Hackers. English: Being english i will admit to dealing out my fair share of abuse, simply towards lamers though, never uncalled for verbal abuse. Being called shit gamers is inaccurate, this is an arguement nobody is going to win due to biast comments. Mexicans: Nuke.
#543 Toxic (Dynasty)  21 Feb 2010 11:25	Reply
heh you forgot Slowenia. Who ever was crying about having only 10 million ppl in his country can go slap himself. Cuz we are only 2million. But famous, cuz we haxed cb to the ground, but still Slowenia has many skillers and its realy a Beautifull country. True thing about Germani..they realy are kid crying noskill haxers trying to reach cb's top. Well good luck with that SUCKERS. The only good German team was and is SPEED-LINK. Anyway dont get to confident. And i truly hate Hungarians, they are the worst hackers ever. I HOPE U ALL DIE.
#542 DrahCir1 (DrahCir1)  18 Feb 2010 00:56	Reply
awesome blog, I think it's really funny and quite true mostly
#541 Tony (REFLEX)  7 Feb 2010 20:36	Reply
oh fuck.. iam asian guy who lives in germany.. am i a double haxor?!?
#540 kiddow (-WJ-)  6 Feb 2010 11:36	Reply
FF wrote: THE WURREL wrote: .hu: hax .si: hax .pl: hax .cz: hax It show's me only how retarted you are , writting about something you have'nt got clue and to the other low bobs..... 1182 profiles found http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php 1020 profiles found http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php Buhahahaha I like the way of your thinking ... NETHERLANDS HAX n/c http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/codehook.com gg hungary
#539 kev (TTT)  6 Feb 2010 03:23	Reply
leathal lad, up the fucking ra. "derry"
#538 pLuMmer (8)  2 Feb 2010 13:53	Reply
Hahahahhahaha crazy psy profile U didnt mentioned Hungarians and Italians hungs hax:P Italians small number of players but they are in good standing And u didnt mentioned MILKA TMB from M@W he is special kind of man :P 120 wins by forfeith i think. fu..ng detective :P
#537 Rabbisn (eXa)  1 Feb 2010 18:17	Reply
lol....... u just hate germans couse they have like the best League online and much more e-sport support. All hack we just take it serious cuz its money involved.
#536 Pablo (UK|HD)  29 Jan 2010 16:35	Reply
the only reason yo0ure slagging off the UK is just so you can have a pop at english people judging by your post, so to educate you, being a celtic nation i would have thought you of all people should know! that UK consists of england WALES SCOTLAND AND NORTHERN IRELAND, maybe you should have directed it at england as opposed to the entire UK. if you have that much against the UK then tell half your population to stay in the republic. rant over, time for a smoke (no im not dutch
#535 $tylezZZzZZ ($tylezZZzZZ)  28 Jan 2010 17:34	Reply
Omfg how hard can u hate the belgian gamers, ok i know we ain't the top when it comes on gaming and Fuck off when we wanna smoke we smoke, while we are smoking u can go crying by ur mom because u get too hard owned by us.Every country has his noobs but belgium really has some good players on cod and many ppl couyld confirm that.And dont say that we are a french speaking germans go fuck yaself . The only reason why belgium isnt that popular on cb is because there only live 10 million ppl in our country and maybe a few 1000 play a bit pro.But we still got the best beer of the world + the best chocolate SO FUCK OFF when u say that we are a french speaking germans KKaap
#534 sNk  (ClanBase Crew)  27 Jan 2010 23:11	Reply
impressive
#533 wRcLD! (wRcLD!)  27 Jan 2010 19:49	Reply
FranKjEeeE wrote: ANAKIN wrote: Eastern Europeans: Polish included I recon now those are zeh hackers Let me educate you son ! You go there http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php You pick - Cheat Type - All Game - All Country - ..... NL - 1208 profiles found (population of 16m) PL - 1148 profiles found (population of 38m) HN - 980 profiles found (population of 10m) FN - 851 profiles found (population of 1.9 m) Population matters too you know ? P.S You guys must be out of your minds .. nothing just laugh ........ 1208+ people in the Netherlands are extremely stupid because of trying hacks while they're playing CB. Most people outside the Netherlands are even dumber because of trying everything possible to create/obtain an undetected hack to cheat in CB's constantly or just by not playing CB's at all to hack in pubs... Just kidding ... maybe ... . For as far as I know, most gamers in general are just incredibly stupid: just look in the chats how they talk to other people they don't even know: Abusing; calling everybody by whom they just got killed a noob etc. etc. Most of the times they type something, just because they can't control themselves. Believe me, a lot gamers are close to retardation, seriously. People who read this topic aren't stupid of course... Ahum, just read the replies and you can see for yourself. BTW, nice speech errloyd. Just true for biggest part . Maybe you can add next time that this doesn't count for everyone.
#532 akZr (GER )  23 Jan 2010 16:47	Reply
#531 justJOKEZ (H.)  22 Jan 2010 19:09	Reply
all true!
#530 Aik (POL )  22 Jan 2010 15:34	Reply
the max pl living in other country is in USA. Some around 1milion u noob
#529 Aik (POL )  22 Jan 2010 15:33	Reply
Lol u so stupid man. Have u ever know that 38 milions are living in Poland?! go school kid.
#528 Aleiny (FRS.D)  19 Jan 2010 18:16	Reply
national fight love the topic go Holland!! kanke joden ;p
#527 SuPrEmO (VgS )  17 Jan 2010 11:22	Reply
you forgot to add italy
#526 manau- (JACKiE)  17 Jan 2010 09:25	Reply
katalyst wrote: FranKjEeeE wrote: PL - 1148 profiles found (population of 38m) HAHAHAHA how many of these polish live in Poland? All are around .eu countries working for shit cash $$ EEN BUSSIE VOL MET POLEN - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvQ_2nsVtk 38 m only live in pl there are about 11m pl living only in usa, 3m in russia, 2m in germany, 1 m canada, 10m france, 2m brazil, 2m australia, 4,5 m argentina and how about other countries?
#525 roKz (roKz)  15 Jan 2010 07:07	Reply
all this is so true...
#524 FranKjEeeE  (sAH)  8 Jan 2010 08:21	Reply
hate them dutch cheaters !
#523 -mQ! Crack3^- (-mQ!- )  8 Jan 2010 05:55	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: nando wrote: Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE I love the way you and a lot of the other English originating comments serve to completely back-up what I said. If you google Quality of Life Index you will see how you really stand, 27th in the world. With Canada the surprise leader atm but it was Ireland last month, we have plummeted due to economic downturn. Anyway Switzerland is probably the most consistent which is why your most valued sportsman Lewis Hamilton lives there. Well that list is bullshit, it says Bermudo has a better economy than 1/2 of western european countries, like YEAAAH RIGHT
#522 frantic (kmethod)  6 Jan 2010 21:47	Reply
Am I Scandinavian or Eastern European?
#521 tr1p ([CORE])  6 Jan 2010 15:08	Reply
HAckzors FTW from .PL and .HU oh and .RU that is for sure
#520 bonkers! (DFTH)  2 Jan 2010 14:28	Reply
Nice read, but Id also like to say something. Sure, most of the hungarians hack, and Im not proud of it, obviously, but I can generalize, too almost at every country. As Im having in my experiences, dutches are the most selfish players who are keen on flaming and insulting people with other nationality, just because they think theyr the best all over this fkin world. There are surely some exceptions, like in all of the countries. People also like to say that .hu, .pl and many more europian countries are 3rd world countries. Uhm, geography mistakes? Yes! For real, do u ppl even know what 3rd world is? Have u even been to any Central-Europian, or Eastern-Europian country that u keep saying these bullshits over and over again? The answer would probably be no, as people tend to say things they have no idea about. And these comments, like Well, if i could pick an extra key on my keyboard it would be ''let all .pl .hun and .cz people get a heartattack'' Damn i'd use it more then my wasd. just clearly shows how immature pricks the ppl are. Just think of it, if one time, someone powerful says: Uhm, Im tired of hating gypsies, or gays, lets hunt people with brown eyes! You know what I mean? So people, I know, that generalizations always have its bases, because of exact reasons, but please try not to be that racist, and show some empathy, its quite useful...
#519 NIPER (serniczki)  2 Jan 2010 13:09	Reply
.hu and .nl hack a lot.
#518 PIESC PUDZIANA (DNR)  29 Dec 2009 13:36	Reply
this blog is great
#517 dodo (^p.3h)  25 Dec 2009 16:12	Reply
Bicanic!!! wrote: And what about Croats? ;D biggest cheaters on clanbase
#516 SuppzAj (Aktrona )  25 Dec 2009 15:44	Reply
Haha i liked this one actually, though the thingies u said about Dutchies.. + Most of the things are true.
#515 FranKjEeeE (sAH)  23 Dec 2009 16:51	Reply
katalyst wrote: FranKjEeeE wrote: PL - 1148 profiles found (population of 38m) HAHAHAHA how many of these polish live in Poland? All are around .eu countries working for shit cash $$ EEN BUSSIE VOL MET POLEN - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvQ_2nsVtk dunno u tell me ? and what poles abroad have to do with cheating in cb ?
#514 katalyst (crossfade)  23 Dec 2009 14:41	Reply
FranKjEeeE wrote: PL - 1148 profiles found (population of 38m) HAHAHAHA how many of these polish live in Poland? All are around .eu countries working for shit cash $$ EEN BUSSIE VOL MET POLEN - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvQ_2nsVtk
#513 FranKjEeeE (sAH)  22 Dec 2009 20:57	Reply
ANAKIN wrote: Eastern Europeans: Polish included I recon now those are zeh hackers Let me educate you son ! You go there http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php You pick - Cheat Type - All Game - All Country - ..... NL - 1208 profiles found (population of 16m) PL - 1148 profiles found (population of 38m) HN - 980 profiles found (population of 10m) FN - 851 profiles found (population of 1.9 m) Population matters too you know ? P.S You guys must be out of your minds .. nothing just laugh ........
#512 h2o (#mystik)  21 Dec 2009 23:08	Reply
dkzRR wrote: JOAOZINHO_o wrote: "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." AHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SO RETARD... I BET 1000 EURO THAT YUR NATIONAL TEAM LOSSED WITH PORTUGAL IN ANY NATION CUP, IN ANY GAME. with that commentary i guess u dont know anything about portugal dont think that portugal beat the UK in any games mate ! oh rly? hmm football. twice in a row and + in Enemyterritory they have beaten england. seriously you speak without knowing anything.
#511 JOAOZINHO_o (reactive)  18 Dec 2009 22:47	Reply
ErrLoydd wanna talk about ireland? LOOOOOOOOOOOL i think u wont cause i thought that the irish didnt play online, cause all them suck in everything: football, onlineing, just in snooker
#510 JOAOZINHO_o (reactive)  18 Dec 2009 22:46	Reply
dkzRR wrote: JOAOZINHO_o wrote: "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." AHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SO RETARD... I BET 1000 EURO THAT YUR NATIONAL TEAM LOSSED WITH PORTUGAL IN ANY NATION CUP, IN ANY GAME. with that commentary i guess u dont know anything about portugal dont think that portugal beat the UK in any games mate ! ok, i will talk about what i know, lets talk about trackmania --> MORIAH KICK YUR ASS MOHAA: PERSOWNAGES, FUZILEIROS, PUK, NAME KICK YUR ASS >COD2 GO SEE UK LOOSING AGAINST PORTUGAL u just have a good team in uk (dignitas)
#509 ANAKIN (HAND)  11 Dec 2009 16:17	Reply
Eastern Europeans: Polish included I recon now those are zeh hackers
#508 bonkers! (DFTH)  6 Dec 2009 17:31	Reply
Swift-R wrote: retired/pro wrote: This is all so very true, only you forgot to mention that sp and pt all use hack, how else u hit something with 250 ping? All pt use hack ? I think you should reconsider that... There are hackers, that's for sure, every country does have someone hacking. hahaha sry i had to stop here, countless timestamps made for you with your bought acc, so pls YOU stop talking about hacking. btw the blog is quite good & funny
#507 dkzRR (exigo)  6 Dec 2009 10:44	Reply
JOAOZINHO_o wrote: "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." AHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SO RETARD... I BET 1000 EURO THAT YUR NATIONAL TEAM LOSSED WITH PORTUGAL IN ANY NATION CUP, IN ANY GAME. with that commentary i guess u dont know anything about portugal dont think that portugal beat the UK in any games mate !
#506 JOAOZINHO_o (reactive)  5 Dec 2009 14:18	Reply
"Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." AHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SO RETARD... I BET 1000 EURO THAT YUR NATIONAL TEAM LOSSED WITH PORTUGAL IN ANY NATION CUP, IN ANY GAME. with that commentary i guess u dont know anything about portugal
#505 #MiNi_G (Htals)  30 Nov 2009 14:36	Reply
Retard. Retard. Retard.
#504 DeaThL (Virtus)  20 Nov 2009 21:24	Reply
sylvester wrote: I dont really care about this blog, but tbh, i want to defend what is said about MY country BELGIUM... You can say whatever you want about it tbh... your just referring to retard kids that live here in belgium, 80-90% of them are that, ok, i believe you on that one. BUT their are also exceptions... Why keep on flaming Belgium all the time? because we try to be "wannabees"? i mean, look @ the nationcups... in unreal, we were one of top5 of it... still wannabe pro? same for RTCW: ET... I dont really know about other games, but your just referring to what youve seen and start insulting ppl that PLAY that game what YOU play... Start also to play other games, find some nice guys, then come again... youll see that we can also be very friendly, skilled, generous and not big ass whiners as some holland ppl (not all dutchies are bad aswell...) so... my statement is STOP FLAMING COUNTRYS HOW THEY LIVE. IN EVERY COUNTRY ITS THE DAMN SAME PROBLEM. LIVE WITH IT! grtz syl Thumbs up. Belgian for life.
#503 Swift-R (uP)  20 Nov 2009 17:11	Reply
retired/pro wrote: This is all so very true, only you forgot to mention that sp and pt all use hack, how else u hit something with 250 ping? All pt use hack ? I think you should reconsider that... There are hackers, that's for sure, every country does have someone hacking.
#502 retired/pro (razer)  15 Nov 2009 14:32	Reply
This is all so very true, only you forgot to mention that sp and pt all use hack, how else u hit something with 250 ping?
#501 T-ReX (!#)  11 Nov 2009 20:36	Reply
It's also obvious all the germans use '^^' in like every sentence, its very annoying =/
#500 roikkk (Druidz.Qpad )  11 Nov 2009 00:24	Reply
roikkk wrote: 499 comments 500 comments
#499 roikkk (Druidz.Qpad )  11 Nov 2009 00:24	Reply
499 comments
#498 sKILVA (Volting)  6 Nov 2009 16:46	Reply
Why hating the belgians so hard ffs?
#497 Bicanic!!! (hydra)  3 Nov 2009 18:21	Reply
And what about Croats? ;D
#496 franku JAPIN (luckynr7)  3 Nov 2009 14:40	Reply
I love it!
#495 aryn (CoKe )  28 Oct 2009 18:41	Reply
lol dutchies most talented?...wtf the swedies are clearly most talented!! and btw french guys english is much worse than erything you could imagine!...even worse zän zeh inglisch of zeh jörmans! O.o
#494 -=[uP]*//)miSoul  (-=[uP] )  28 Oct 2009 14:29	Reply
Let me help you about the portuguese without internet: http://clanbase.ggl.com/claninfo.php?cid=187624&awards=1 Without internet we did that... imagine if we had internet ?
#493 {xan}Fuer$^ (xan²)  18 Oct 2009 02:17	Reply
Well Portugal have/had some clans in ut99 (Alleance, k1ck, PrT, exotic) About spain back in the years they got some avarage clans. about the game mode: most of the pts, spanish ass and lame so is always a challenge play vs them. Wrere is Greece and Brazilia? the mmorpg fanatics who are so dumb and retarded (most of the BRs)
#492 -R1.kronnologic (R1)  12 Oct 2009 10:27	Reply
you could have done more research as Portugal is pretty strong in games like UT or MOH:AA winning eurocups and nation cups, and i was laughthing a lot reading your blog and got disapointed when i read the PT / SPAIN chapter. Nice job but next time dont ' get tired ' of writing and try to write a whole thing. and the french dont have a laidback attitude they are always calling people "frogs" and cheat like hell lol
#491 T-ReX (!#)  11 Oct 2009 19:27	Reply
This the funniest shit ever.. And it's all true^^
#490 johnnyw0t (swEps)  9 Oct 2009 12:05	Reply
FeeLD7H wrote: smd.LittleD wrote: this is the start of GAMING RACISM +1 ow yea, you're damn right here mate. he fucking hates his country too!! *sarcasm*
#489 FeeLD7H (Feel-Death)  5 Oct 2009 13:35	Reply
smd.LittleD wrote: this is the start of GAMING RACISM +1
#488 DENZjE (DENZjE)  4 Oct 2009 15:47	Reply
smd.LittleD wrote: this is the start of GAMING RACISM .
#487 iV#Devil DogZ.  (iV# )  28 Sep 2009 06:00	Reply
G R e a T !
#486 Trou'ble (zen.)  22 Sep 2009 11:21	Reply
hahahah, arent you just mister cheerfull. Get some fun in your life already, and laugh at these kind of things.. Its meant to be laughed at, not criticized.. boohoo to you! Full wrote: This is a point of view quite stupid and a blog useless. Every nationalities have they own way to play, there is asshole in all countries this doesn't mean everybody is like this. By the way i'm half french and i love smoking cigarettes and french cheese, sry for you but continental food is the best (france,italia,germany) whereas england and ireland food truelly makes me trough up and i lived in both countries during 6 months... don't be jealous, we eat well and play better than you "don't be mad cause your bad "kiddy
#485 Full (V!PeRz|)  21 Sep 2009 10:36	Reply
This is a point of view quite stupid and a blog useless. Every nationalities have they own way to play, there is asshole in all countries this doesn't mean everybody is like this. By the way i'm half french and i love smoking cigarettes and french cheese, sry for you but continental food is the best (france,italia,germany) whereas england and ireland food truelly makes me trough up and i lived in both countries during 6 months... don't be jealous, we eat well and play better than you "don't be mad cause your bad "kiddy
#484 smd.LittleD (smd.)  20 Sep 2009 20:33	Reply
this is the start of GAMING RACISM
#483 tek (TD )  16 Sep 2009 14:44	Reply
hahah i laughed and laughed,, im dutch but its true. Everything about these country's is true.
#482 TIMOFEJEV (LB#)  16 Sep 2009 03:34	Reply
retard
#481 Wilhelm Wicki (i.Basterds)  15 Sep 2009 14:15	Reply
hahaha pro blog, had 2 laugh very hard :P
#480 [GoW][FeeL!] (GoW)  14 Sep 2009 20:50	Reply
Spain is HERE! Spain has better inet connections compared with years ago. We are the asshole of Europe, yes, but we are good like all people. See CS. ex6tence e-sports club or Dumbazo in CS:S and other people in Quake Live or Warcraft 3 are spanish and they are in ownage period. The spanish people prefer to play on ESL but people like me still play here with european flamers... be patient and you will see more spanish and portuguese people Best regards!
#479 WEC|Raptor (WEC)  14 Sep 2009 12:20	Reply
Hats down, man. Cheers. Lol
#478 Mr.Freak (#DRAW|)  11 Sep 2009 14:16	Reply
The one with the Germans, are so friggin' true!
#477 rockstAr (sin)  10 Sep 2009 04:04	Reply
i loved the UK piece
#476 xFr3ex (xFr3ex)  9 Sep 2009 21:18	Reply
TRUE & FUN BE OWN
#475 PasMaNNi (FD-NL )  9 Sep 2009 13:21	Reply
If it aint dutch, it aint much!
#474 PABLITO (pMIND )  9 Sep 2009 11:46	Reply
kode wrote: lolol that is because they love our sun and beaches.. and they have already try to take it, some large years ago after napoleonic invasions.. true kode wrote: Portuguese people like to lamme other portugueses, portuguese teams rivalize with each others like in no other country, its like an autodestructive community true
#473 podgana (podgana)  7 Sep 2009 20:07	Reply
i guessed germans pwned u hard..... or u are just a worthless pollak who are looking back to 1938
#472 luuke (logiX)  6 Sep 2009 08:46	Reply
good blog
#471 kode ([K].WF)  4 Sep 2009 18:23	Reply
saviola wrote: UK guys just want to see the Iberians dead. Don't really know why but they whine a lot. lolol that is because they love our sun and beaches.. and they have already try to take it, some large years ago after napoleonic invasions.. the whine i agree, we whine a lot.. dont know why too.. and about yu dont see us, look more we are football games pros, like FIFA and PES!
#470 kode ([K].WF)  4 Sep 2009 18:19	Reply
Im portuguese and i can give you a discription.. lol Portuguese people like to lamme other portugueses, portuguese teams rivalize with each others like in no other country, its like an autodestructive community, portuguese ppl in generaly dont take video games too serious so poor support, poor competitons, few lans..
#469 ^efil4ejpeeZ (^efil4)  4 Sep 2009 12:08	Reply
hehe it's funny to see people get all offended by the part about their own country, but fully agreeing with parts on other countries... Hypocrites! (Non-smoking Dutchie here btw :P... Whiner, true )
#468 Bagman  (A.C.E.s)  2 Sep 2009 03:16	Reply
U havent saw any portuguese or spanish teams? :S do you play? xD have u ever look at the ladders of games, or anything like that? ... xD give me a ring when u want to play against a portuguese team xD http://www.aceclan.owns.it
#467 m0rgan (Poh.)  1 Sep 2009 11:36	Reply
You dont see portuguese people anywhere because we try to keep away from people like you. XD
#466 Romess (Axe)  29 Aug 2009 20:56	Reply
<3 .BE = wannabe .NL @ max
#465 NIght (NIght)  28 Aug 2009 22:16	Reply
oo, nice generalizations! cheers for the love though
#464 curlz. (MF)  28 Aug 2009 00:44	Reply
: DD : my country is belgium and though it doesnt have a good description, care - had a laugh ;]
#463 sylvester (Titanz)  27 Aug 2009 21:23	Reply
I dont really care about this blog, but tbh, i want to defend what is said about MY country BELGIUM... You can say whatever you want about it tbh... your just referring to retard kids that live here in belgium, 80-90% of them are that, ok, i believe you on that one. BUT their are also exceptions... Why keep on flaming Belgium all the time? because we try to be "wannabees"? i mean, look @ the nationcups... in unreal, we were one of top5 of it... still wannabe pro? same for RTCW: ET... I dont really know about other games, but your just referring to what youve seen and start insulting ppl that PLAY that game what YOU play... Start also to play other games, find some nice guys, then come again... youll see that we can also be very friendly, skilled, generous and not big ass whiners as some holland ppl (not all dutchies are bad aswell...) so... my statement is STOP FLAMING COUNTRYS HOW THEY LIVE. IN EVERY COUNTRY ITS THE DAMN SAME PROBLEM. LIVE WITH IT! grtz syl
#462 Saito (Sm.)  26 Aug 2009 23:27	Reply
Deimoz wrote: Sorry i have to say it, but belgians NEVER EVER try to immitate dutchies and we have complete diffrent insults, you will hardly hear a belgian say 'kanker', ok you probably will hear it once, but dont generalise it. We also speak our own dialect and dont want to immitate their language, sorry dude, u fail, badly No.. you fail.. badly.. though yeah, you're in the right clan. "/care" He's taking the piss. As in not being serious? Doe ies gwn of azo eh. Tis toch kweenie hoe obvious dat die der mee aant lachen is? :S
#461 j o k e z L O L (fantaSy)  24 Aug 2009 20:13	Reply
Wow this blog is hilarious! I love it how all the people are like "your racist not funny" tbfh. STFU? This blog is racist so what.. Atleast he ripped it out of every country I reckon it's all true! Every asian person you play. Even though with 130+ ping seem to rip it into you! Lolers
#460 joey (nsy)  23 Aug 2009 11:50	Reply
mojito wrote: Asians: They all hack....... R u racist? Wtf is that i dont know. im from Turkey (we are in europe+asia). go and look to pb ban list, you see European countries at n1... Stop racism plox. ty. lol @ that. It's fun to see how people place offensive reactions because of something the blogger said, I think he's right about most of the countries, lol. Nice article, its fun.
#459 mojito (AZ)  22 Aug 2009 01:32	Reply
Asians: They all hack....... R u racist? Wtf is that i dont know. im from Turkey (we are in europe+asia). go and look to pb ban list, you see European countries at n1... Stop racism plox. ty.
#458 Deimoz (/care)  20 Aug 2009 14:48	Reply
Sorry i have to say it, but belgians NEVER EVER try to immitate dutchies and we have complete diffrent insults, you will hardly hear a belgian say 'kanker', ok you probably will hear it once, but dont generalise it. We also speak our own dialect and dont want to immitate their language, sorry dude, u fail, badly
#457 Trou'ble (zen.)  17 Aug 2009 12:53	Reply
buahahah ! sirskoda wrote: This is bullshit belgium is a good country and Wordl War is not a joke
#456 sirskoda (eD |)  16 Aug 2009 19:37	Reply
This is bullshit belgium is a good country and Wordl War is not a joke
#455 adl.CalmWind-PT ((ADL))  14 Aug 2009 14:31	Reply
We portuguese exist, we play many games, we just refugee in our portuguese awesome non laggy servers xD
#454 THALEEJDIEJ (#Restricted )  14 Aug 2009 09:59	Reply
HAHAHAHHAA I LOVE THIS GUY !!!!!!! Scandinavia FTW!!!!!
#453 zeka (noPRO.LP )  12 Aug 2009 18:22	Reply
ErrLloyd is the biggest retard i ever saw ... thnxbbkiss fucking irish with 2qualitybeer omg fuksake
#452 Tempah (sV')  12 Aug 2009 00:10	Reply
lol funny as fuck us uk whine because we know we are best, every single polish playerr hacks same with the czehs, all frenchies suck and seem to whine so much, dutch r pro and whine, irish suck all they can do is get fat and speak to same people over n over which is shame but only 3 people live in ireland,
#451 wh1tew1dow (wB)  11 Aug 2009 03:44	Reply
funny blog ,good laugh. for all u cunts taking it serious grow a sense of humour or stick a noose around ur neck and jump ._.
#450 Erwt (SK)  10 Aug 2009 15:53	Reply
You guys are so retarded DOT
#449 saviola (iSuva)  9 Aug 2009 16:51	Reply
UK guys just want to see the Iberians dead. Don't really know why but they whine a lot.
#448 Tralador (noname)  8 Aug 2009 20:22	Reply
Shadow wrote: Seriously.. if I could bomb 1 country it would be France.. :P Well, if i could pick an extra key on my keyboard it would be ''let all .pl .hun and .cz people get a heartattack'' Damn i'd use it more then my wasd.
#447 Lokys (Lokys)  7 Aug 2009 11:06	Reply
Actually, some extremities are really pin point ! Nice read.
#446 FF (FxZ)  3 Aug 2009 17:49	Reply
daze wrote: Irish players = shit and there sense of humor is terrible. Go die in a car crash Actually Irish ppl have got GSOH not like retarted brits .... And I 've just looked at your picture there in the H2k clan , u look like a scumbag no wonder u are british GL
#445 ZAURONZEJ_ (fntasia)  3 Aug 2009 16:50	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... you are really the most fucking retarded person i've ever seen And sure, the best words for uk... most horrible article i've ever seen seriously go play a lil more.. playing 2 months cod4 dosen't make you the HIGHZKILLAZPRGOAMEZOIRHJOUIRAIOS
#444 daze (Illusion.)  3 Aug 2009 16:12	Reply
Irish players = shit and there sense of humor is terrible. Go die in a car crash
#443 [UTCG]---athje ([UTCG] )  1 Aug 2009 23:42	Reply
jeezus christ ppl take this blog way too serious. chill your nipples! i had a laugh reading gj mate
#442 V!talic ([Helios])  31 Jul 2009 13:16	Reply
Lol, I'm Dutch and the smoking issue sounds very familiar:P
#441 bl1ng (eXile.)  31 Jul 2009 12:02	Reply
muahahhai guess the blogwriter lost much wars against germans hahahaha
#440 snonk (dM5)  31 Jul 2009 08:05	Reply
Scandinavians and Belgians... hahahahhahahaahahahaahahhahahha so funny you've to be irish... no doubt
#439 converse (fB)  30 Jul 2009 23:30	Reply
"Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way, but nowhere near as good." hahahah =D
#438 Shadow (Shadow)  29 Jul 2009 19:57	Reply
Well it's your opinion errloyd .. Though ur right at alot of points offcourse.. Though the French are the biggets whiners (Dutch is 2nd ^^) Seriously.. if I could bomb 1 country it would be France.. every french server bans people for no reason, just because they own.. almost every french player accuses people who own them non-stop in every server.. Never actually finished a war against a french clan.. they keep whining, accusing.. or they just kick us or leave before the war is over. Ffs even Team France kept whining and accusing when they got owned by Team NL..(this was in mohaa btw) well if even at that level they have to whine like that, they do not deserve to play any games at all. btw, I had the same experience in .:BmW:. with the UK and Scottish people as you have with the Irish, which it seems u are urself aswell :P Just having fun, talking about crap 24/7 :P
#437 ASD (ASD)  29 Jul 2009 06:11	Reply
"They use there phsycodelic connection to one another to telepathically transmit where you are, then jump around the fucking corner prefiring like bitches, and its impossible to distinguish between them, Fins, Swedes and Norwegians are all the same, they might all be the same person, who would want to live that far north anyway. " True!=)
#436 raiz (hyppers )  29 Jul 2009 02:58	Reply
i hate every .hu player 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD
#435 AyeGee (AyeGee)  27 Jul 2009 21:42	Reply
kOTTEN wrote: Finland isnt even a part of scandinavia, and you seem to think we've winter all year long, during the summers we usally have around 25-30 degrees over here. Lol. Thats for like 1week every summer. Great blog. Just want to put in that Eastern Europeans knows 1 sentance in English and thats "xxxx or conflict". They know some single words, but if they use it in a sentance, it usually end with "or conflict"..
#434 KYo ({PøëT})  26 Jul 2009 16:21	Reply
Hollanders r cool man and lol im from America there are a few gamers that dont fit the general description but yeah for most part its right. check it out im from america I game with europeans and my nationality is...Indian(as in India)
#433 Ilosoxx (Phan )  24 Jul 2009 12:30	Reply
Nah, this is fantastic! I love it!
#432 Robertz (Guild.)  23 Jul 2009 14:25	Reply
eXo wrote: but indeed you have to see that it is for us.. the 4 - 6 generation after the ns regime ... just annoying to be compared with hitler and his attitudes... if you really think all germans are nazis because of hitler look in your own land and the racism there.. racism is a global disease and this disease even exist in other lands. so please... stop annoying and compare the germans with the hitler regime! TY Just to back your comment up, Hitler wasn't actualy German, but he was from Austria. He moved to Germany and had to participate in the army once First World War started, and from then he moved onto his dictating status. So basicly, comparing Germans with Hitler is just as much as comparing an orange with a mandarin. Just because they grow in thesame place and look alike, doesn't mean they're thesame.
#431 eXo (;P)  23 Jul 2009 13:50	Reply
so.. if you really mean that you are funny i have to disapoint you.. the description of the germans fit in some parts. i have to say that a lot of young german players are very stupid and think that they are the men(!), but the totally ruin the littel bit of reputation the germans have in the world. i could speak out of knowledge... because iam german. but indeed you have to see that it is for us.. the 4 - 6 generation after the ns regime ... just annoying to be compared with hitler and his attitudes... if you really think all germans are nazis because of hitler look in your own land and the racism there.. racism is a global disease and this disease even exist in other lands. so please... stop annoying and compare the germans with the hitler regime! TY
#430 Phyze (mantic)  22 Jul 2009 01:40	Reply
hahah this is all true except for some minor parts. but it rocks
#429 #aftrekken.moh | Rob1n (#aftrekken.clan)  21 Jul 2009 23:23	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... Find some matchconflicts. I promise u, u will find enough protugese in there...
#428 qeX][Chrischi (qeX][)  21 Jul 2009 16:17	Reply
hehe, nice blog, just read it easy as funny its meant. so dont offence author for this blogs, its a bit racist and there are some true things in it. especially about eastern europe and americans ^^ so nice blog, a bit pitty that its from the cod4 scene. next time try to catch more expierience from other games, could be funyn 2 ^^
#427 darky (RAGE)  19 Jul 2009 10:56	Reply
Stupid blog.
#426 med1c (med1c)  18 Jul 2009 06:17	Reply
haha lol many things here are true btw where are the southern europe countries?
#425 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  16 Jul 2009 12:54	Reply
Robertz wrote: Also, you say they like to be ran over by basicly everyone else, yet it is THE place where the Europian Union is being held? I was at the EU parliament in strasbourg last night, and they would beg to differ.
#424 Sorry (Downs)  16 Jul 2009 01:19	Reply
DisTurBios! wrote: the guy who wrote this should die slowly and alone in a random desert around the world. Where is your sense of humour? I found this to be hilarious and tbh most of the stereotypes listed can easily be found in any game, obviously i accept that these are stereotypes and i thought it was obvious that the writer was being heavily satirical. More of this in future please! If you can recreate this style of humour in other blogs im sure they will be a big hit. Just be original tho
#423 DisTurBios! (DisTurBios!)  15 Jul 2009 15:22	Reply
the guy who wrote this should die slowly and alone in a random desert around the world.
#422 Tralador (/d\)  14 Jul 2009 16:08	Reply
Robertz wrote: I kind of like the way you say the Belgians are trying to be like the Dutch, but I hope you are aware of the fact that Belgium belonged to the Netherlands until 1830, where they split up and Belgium became an independent country. Therefore they do not longer try to be like the Dutch. Also, you say they like to be ran over by basicly everyone else, yet it is THE place where the Europian Union is being held? Also, saying all the Dutch people moan that much and reading this post, are you Dutch, by any chance? Seems like someone knows what he's talking about.. +1
#421 Robertz (Guild.)  14 Jul 2009 16:03	Reply
I kind of like the way you say the Belgians are trying to be like the Dutch, but I hope you are aware of the fact that Belgium belonged to the Netherlands until 1830, where they split up and Belgium became an independent country. Therefore they do not longer try to be like the Dutch. Also, you say they like to be ran over by basicly everyone else, yet it is THE place where the Europian Union is being held? Also, saying all the Dutch people moan that much and reading this post, are you Dutch, by any chance?
#420 Toz$er^ (KA'RPA'TIA |)  12 Jul 2009 21:43	Reply
"Asians: They all hack......." funny
#419 Trou'ble (SYLPH)  12 Jul 2009 10:59	Reply
you left out the german speaking part though... hacksoNz wrote: Belgium is devided in two part; the Dutch-speaking and the French-speaking.
#418 hacksoNz (UNZ)  9 Jul 2009 15:11	Reply
"but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany" LOL'd Belgium is devided in two part; the Dutch-speaking and the French-speaking. You can't compare them, because the French-speaking are wannebe Frenchies and 75% the Dutch-speaking want a new state called Flanders. I don't think the Flamish gamers use the same insults as the Dutch, cos the language they use in Belgium is some sort of dialect which doesn't come close to the high-society Dutch language. I'm not defending the Belgians, cos I think they are retarded in every single way. I'm officially a halfblood, half Belgian, half Dutch, but I'm not feeling Belgian in any possible way, just because you were right you said we are still getting stepped over today! Nice blog though, could laugh with it
#417 Saito (Sm.)  7 Jul 2009 15:11	Reply
Krip <3 Always loved ya :P
#416 FF (diezel)  7 Jul 2009 07:24	Reply
blowme. wrote: Alfa wrote: agreed only Slovenia is normal Gaming contry <3 no hax just skill ...lolz hahahahahaha
#415 blowme. (Infuse)  6 Jul 2009 20:25	Reply
Alfa wrote: agreed only Slovenia is normal Gaming contry <3 no hax just skill ...lolz
#414 lunachick (lunachick187)  3 Jul 2009 20:55	Reply
Love it!! Fantastic! Especially the bit about Belgians!!! Lovely well done!! Very funny! xx
#413 krip is a VIP (UK )  3 Jul 2009 18:16	Reply
what immature babies tbh, lloyd wrote it entirely to have fun and there was no harmful intent... anyone who is complaining clearly has no humor and in other words "NEEDS TO GROW UP".. or quit gaming cos wtf are u doing on this site if u didnt find that blog funny..
#412 Deaod (Deaod)  3 Jul 2009 17:00	Reply
10% of 40M is 400K? Check your math.
#411 Pesadelo^ (-DeL^ )  2 Jul 2009 12:12	Reply
seriously, I don't see funny into this. Just a nerd talking... "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." we have optic fiber when some countries still have only cable connections. wtf u wanna say with "is anyone sure those countries exist (...)"... We are the oldest nations in the world and u question our presence as a country? anyway I agree with some things u wrote there but this was unnecessary
#410 Aj! (pStO)  1 Jul 2009 17:27	Reply
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha that's a new one! can't stop laugh............. what a kids if u see my face u will run away like u all kids do my cb account is older than u are omfg @care
#409 lohkta ('LETO#)  1 Jul 2009 16:12	Reply
Aj! wrote: No not rly I see it was pointless to start this discussion with you coz u need to grow up a bit or maybe a bit more touching each other balls fags lohkta+catsk=fags . If u rly think that there is only 400000 computer users in PL you need go back to school or as I said go out sometimes .. Anyway how's that possible they can't afford a computer when they are better in every way than you are ? However statistics shows that You are THE BIGGEST HACkERS IN EUROPE !!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha OWNED 'go out sometimes' ? if i asked a picture of your face i probatly will laugh my ass off.. XD, and ye i go outside everyday you should try that to. and about polish people are better in everyway; i dissagree! am not a lan freak but the lans ive been to, you couldnt find any polish people around, is it that they are just to bad ? or cant they afford to do stuff like that?
#408 Tralador the Brave (tFK)  1 Jul 2009 15:50	Reply
''Go back to school or go out sometimes'', Ofcourse, dude im sorry i didnt pay attention in class when the ''How many computer users in poland'' subject came around. Actually i just graduated, and im really NOT interested in learning anything about poland. Im not checking statistics, im speaking out of own experiences. So stop trying to defend ur polish mates and pretend ur going out alot and ur well educated, cos ur still stuck on a shitty island with ur redhead nutface. And since ur doing so well at checking statistics, go check on those that prove that polaks fail in any way compared to dutchies. (education for example) Respect 4 ErrLloyd tho, had a big laugh at the ''Fins, Swedes and Norwegians are all the same, they might all be the same person'' part.
#407 Diego Serrano (SERRANO)  1 Jul 2009 15:49	Reply
Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever haha we got like 16 million ye and 99.9% has a computer and in poland only 10% can afford a computer (like that irish dude allready said GET a normal job so you can afford one) that makes 16 million dutch people and 400.000 polish people can you see the differance now ? No not rly I see it was pointless to start this discussion with you coz u need to grow up a bit or maybe a bit more touching each other balls fags lohkta+catsk=fags . If u rly think that there is only 400000 computer users in PL you need go back to school or as I said go out sometimes .. Anyway how's that possible they can't afford a computer when they are better in every way than you are ? However statistics shows that You are THE BIGGEST HACkERS IN EUROPE !!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha OWNED #Care about the statistics. Everybody still hates PL. Nice blog thank you<3
#406 Aj! (pStO)  1 Jul 2009 14:44	Reply
lohkta wrote: Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever haha we got like 16 million ye and 99.9% has a computer and in poland only 10% can afford a computer (like that irish dude allready said GET a normal job so you can afford one) that makes 16 million dutch people and 400.000 polish people can you see the differance now ? No not rly I see it was pointless to start this discussion with you coz u need to grow up a bit or maybe a bit more touching each other balls fags lohkta+catsk=fags . If u rly think that there is only 400000 computer users in PL you need go back to school or as I said go out sometimes .. Anyway how's that possible they can't afford a computer when they are better in every way than you are ? However statistics shows that You are THE BIGGEST HACkERS IN EUROPE !!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha OWNED
#405 lohkta ('LETO#)  1 Jul 2009 12:43	Reply
Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever haha we got like 16 million ye and 99.9% has a computer and in poland only 10% can afford a computer (like that irish dude allready said GET a normal job so you can afford one) that makes 16 million dutch people and 400.000 polish people can you see the differance now ?
#404 catsk (USB)  1 Jul 2009 12:34	Reply
Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever ironically enough this irish cow has a C&A profile, cause of playing with a banned player, who happened to be polish. =D
#403 catsk (USB)  1 Jul 2009 11:17	Reply
Aj! wrote: lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever ironically enough this iris cow has a C&A profile, cause of playing with a banned played, wich happened to be polish. =D
#402 Aj! (pStO)  1 Jul 2009 10:39	Reply
lohkta wrote: catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries. Yeah You need to go out sometimes for sure ....... For a such small shithole like NL there is 1280 banned profiles found in clanbase while in PL there is 1024 profiles bannned but u DO need to realise even your brain is to small to accepted that you dutch counts (not all) are cheaters big time so go and fuck yourself with your opinion coz it does not count low bob 16 million of dutch 40 million of poles who is cheating more ? correct me if i am wrong but at least my speculations are based on the facts and again G-O-A-N-D-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F you should be wipe away from the Europe map and joint to Germany or whatever
#401 lohkta ('LETO#)  30 Jun 2009 22:05	Reply
catsk wrote: Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only. agreed with catsk even am from holland i have to agree on what he said. aswell for the eastern countries they need to search another world to live on cause i tottaly hate them all :P, everyone is banned in these countries.
#400 catsk (USB)  30 Jun 2009 22:01	Reply
Holland is so right, u should divide eastern europe. like croatian people are nice. then .HUN .PL and .CZ are ALL fags, since 98% of their population cheats/are returned while banned/running around every public with their 3rd world shit connection with an mp40 making unzoomed headshots only.
#399 Ravenfield (MxD)  30 Jun 2009 20:47	Reply
but to be honest... these descriptions fit pretty well
#398 flava (verify `)  30 Jun 2009 10:49	Reply
did he make suicide? :>
#397 Saito (Sm.)  30 Jun 2009 06:25	Reply
Do_it_ wrote: Saito wrote: Do_it_ wrote: The author of this has to be the biggest ignorant of all times.... I quote "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." What kind of retard writes this sort of offensive things, that aren't even close to being real? You should definitly check your sources before you even THINK about writting stuff about other peoples nacionality mate... Like many other users have said, YOU FAIL MISERABLY You sir, are a retard. Seriously. Go read a fucking book. You fail more than the average internet user which is saying allot. Mate, I have a Degree on Translation and Interpretation, do you have any idea of the amount of books I had to read to finish my degree? If you had any valid arguments you wouldve said something a lot smarted than "Go read a fucking book" .... Tbh that was simply poor on your behalf! This simply shows that eventhough you've gone through plenty of literature, you still fail to grasp the actual purpose of Loyd's blog. I'm guessing the multitude of these books were of the Drama genre. As you seem to (at least to a certain extent) have lost your sense of humor along the way. That is asuming you had one to begin with.
#396 GoTTi (hmm'd)  29 Jun 2009 21:47	Reply
Hmmm a sad confused irish man how boring a life as to be to write so much shit about other ppl without having any contact to the outworld... 2bad
#395 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  29 Jun 2009 10:48	Reply
Do_it_ wrote: Saito wrote: Do_it_ wrote: The author of this has to be the biggest ignorant of all times.... I quote "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." What kind of retard writes this sort of offensive things, that aren't even close to being real? You should definitly check your sources before you even THINK about writting stuff about other peoples nacionality mate... Like many other users have said, YOU FAIL MISERABLY You sir, are a retard. Seriously. Go read a fucking book. You fail more than the average internet user which is saying allot. Mate, I have a Degree on Translation and Interpretation, do you have any idea of the amount of books I had to read to finish my degree? If you had any valid arguments you wouldve said something a lot smarted than "Go read a fucking book" .... Tbh that was simply poor on your behalf! What university gives a degree in "Translation and Interpretation" and what is the point of it? Did you study for four years just to interpret CB blogs? I working for a degree in Law, so I would say I have probably got more books to read than you.
#394 ZoRkii (3kz`)  29 Jun 2009 00:57	Reply
CZ @ all hackers
#393 Do_it_ (B#)  28 Jun 2009 23:01	Reply
Saito wrote: Do_it_ wrote: The author of this has to be the biggest ignorant of all times.... I quote "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." What kind of retard writes this sort of offensive things, that aren't even close to being real? You should definitly check your sources before you even THINK about writting stuff about other peoples nacionality mate... Like many other users have said, YOU FAIL MISERABLY You sir, are a retard. Seriously. Go read a fucking book. You fail more than the average internet user which is saying allot. Mate, I have a Degree on Translation and Interpretation, do you have any idea of the amount of books I had to read to finish my degree? If you had any valid arguments you wouldve said something a lot smarted than "Go read a fucking book" .... Tbh that was simply poor on your behalf!
#392 Insidiae (Insidiae)  28 Jun 2009 20:16	Reply
R0FLD0LF wrote: If you don't know anything of our history you better keep your mouth shut or I sue you for saying that the holocaust didn't existed. Please tell me where he said the holocaust didn't exist.
#391 FF (*r4F)  28 Jun 2009 19:39	Reply
THE WURREL wrote: .hu: hax .si: hax .pl: hax .cz: hax It show's me only how retarted you are , writting about something you have'nt got clue and to the other low bobs..... 1182 profiles found http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php 1020 profiles found http://clanbase.ggl.com/cheaters.php Buhahahaha I like the way of your thinking ... NETHERLANDS HAX n/c
#390 Javax (s5)  27 Jun 2009 19:30	Reply
I think you're owned soo much by belgian players ! xD but it's nice
#389 Troyz0r (*ƒixative)  25 Jun 2009 18:45	Reply
hahaha great I read it all and you have amazing good points. Could read it again and again haha!
#388 77- (Xybrid.)  25 Jun 2009 18:41	Reply
What king you are love you =)=)=)=)=) I lol'd
#387 THE WURREL (SUBLIME)  24 Jun 2009 17:41	Reply
.hu: hax .si: hax .pl: hax .cz: hax
#386 XiniX (Fuck)  22 Jun 2009 19:22	Reply
I lol'ed. All you fucking cunts complaining about this, please, stfu. Funny as hell!
#385 doomy (dp )  21 Jun 2009 01:49	Reply
really this was a great laugh. thx for that. and also thx for the dumb comments about how offended you all are :P thats just about as funny as the blog itself. seriously take it easy, life is a lot more fun that way guys .
#384 FûR¥! (»LèGéNd« )  20 Jun 2009 16:59	Reply
lol that last part was ment to be funny you dont need to take it serious cause that would be really ridiculous
#383 Saito (Sm.)  17 Jun 2009 12:42	Reply
R0FLD0LF wrote: Belgians: Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way, but nowhere near as good. Its an epic fail for Belgium, its funny cause in both world wars Germany just stomped all over them, and Holland, its seems in gaming Holland caught up but Belgium is still happy to just get stomped all over. They even try to use the same insults as dutchies and try to speak their langauge, but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany.. If you don't know anything of our history you better keep your mouth shut or I sue you for saying that the holocaust didn't existed. Shut it failfag. I'm Belgian and I say that if you take offense in that, you suck ... badly.
#382 R0FLD0LF (Aktrona)  17 Jun 2009 05:32	Reply
Belgians: Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way, but nowhere near as good. Its an epic fail for Belgium, its funny cause in both world wars Germany just stomped all over them, and Holland, its seems in gaming Holland caught up but Belgium is still happy to just get stomped all over. They even try to use the same insults as dutchies and try to speak their langauge, but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany.. If you don't know anything of our history you better keep your mouth shut or I sue you for saying that the holocaust didn't existed.
#381 Saito (Sm.)  16 Jun 2009 21:16	Reply
Do_it_ wrote: The author of this has to be the biggest ignorant of all times.... I quote "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." What kind of retard writes this sort of offensive things, that aren't even close to being real? You should definitly check your sources before you even THINK about writting stuff about other peoples nacionality mate... Like many other users have said, YOU FAIL MISERABLY You sir, are a retard. Seriously. Go read a fucking book. You fail more than the average internet user which is saying allot.
#380 xS|Ro$sO`` (xS| )  15 Jun 2009 19:37	Reply
Hahaha love it!
#379 Do_it_ (Do_it_)  15 Jun 2009 19:04	Reply
The author of this has to be the biggest ignorant of all times.... I quote "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." What kind of retard writes this sort of offensive things, that aren't even close to being real? You should definitly check your sources before you even THINK about writting stuff about other peoples nacionality mate... Like many other users have said, YOU FAIL MISERABLY
#378 Eltronx (x6core)  15 Jun 2009 08:28	Reply
Nice funny blog
#377 Saito (Sm.)  14 Jun 2009 01:06	Reply
Whoever can't see the humour in this should seriously consider reading a book every once and a while. Because chances are the only book you've read contains several pages consisting solely of images with short lines of text scribbled across them. Yes, this is stereotyping. No, this is not flaming. If you knew how to read you would actually get this and realise it's quite funny because everyone has noticed these specific charachteristics before. Though I'm not saying each and every one of them was 100% accurate.
#376 BlueIce (#77 )  12 Jun 2009 16:45	Reply
Cerd wrote: Quote: "Germans: They pretty much all hack, all abuse, all moan and the average age is 14 with average mental age 5, luckily none of the German gaming population actually speak English so they won't read this, which suits me cause I would probably get spammed with 30,000 fucking binds which were all different varieties of "WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ"" Biggest shit which I've seen in my life, I speak english pretty well and that goes for alot of other german gamers aswell, who are over the age of 20 and have better behaviour than other ppl here + big lol at "pretty all hack". So for the next time, if you dont have a clue about this stuff, please do not write such a crap, bec then we need another section for ppl "who fail totaly". Greets You sir have just proved that "zeh germans" have no sense of humor, goodday
#375 Adidas (|M|)  11 Jun 2009 17:57	Reply
ireland is a country dude? you a epic fail in cod 4 GOGO iberica peninsula
#374 Cerd ([St.])  11 Jun 2009 10:21	Reply
Quote: "Germans: They pretty much all hack, all abuse, all moan and the average age is 14 with average mental age 5, luckily none of the German gaming population actually speak English so they won't read this, which suits me cause I would probably get spammed with 30,000 fucking binds which were all different varieties of "WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ"" Biggest shit which I've seen in my life, I speak english pretty well and that goes for alot of other german gamers aswell, who are over the age of 20 and have better behaviour than other ppl here + big lol at "pretty all hack". So for the next time, if you dont have a clue about this stuff, please do not write such a crap, bec then we need another section for ppl "who fail totaly". Greets
#373 DejaVu (DejaVu)  8 Jun 2009 16:40	Reply
lencH wrote: Funny What about Slovene players? =) Aren't they from Eastern Europe? : )
#372 lencH (sMc)  8 Jun 2009 16:07	Reply
Funny What about Slovene players? =)
#371 HillyBilly (CC)  5 Jun 2009 20:27	Reply
THIS BLOG IS AWESOME! Had a good laugh reading this. Keep it up.
#370 GuRu (#o.1 )  3 Jun 2009 04:12	Reply
and ofc he is from IRELAND
#369 qum (ontic)  28 May 2009 21:44	Reply
cubzye wrote: The one about Belgians is really poor explained imo. In the text u can spell more ''Dutch'' then actually ''Belgian''. I can't even remember a Belgian player said some dutch swear word or what so ever. In fact, we make jokes about Dutch flaming all the time. Another fact is that ur completely wrong about Belgians ''failing'' because u seem to use that word alot. What i mean is, worlds ''famous'' top 10 players on cod2 & 4 ALWAYS included one or more Belgian players. Of course we have our negative capacities, most Belgians don't play really concentrated, BUT because games are still games for them, and not a sport or a life-goal. cubzye is right
#368 onizuka777 (ASG)  28 May 2009 11:13	Reply
nice
#367 Oxburk (EC |)  26 May 2009 05:52	Reply
pretty funny article, especially as your talking about 1 or 2 games but it relates quite well to many games imo. American voices are by far and away the most annoying voices to listen to on a voice chat though - no other country comes close. Except for Israel...jews.....yeh u get it.
#366 cubzye (BEL )  25 May 2009 15:58	Reply
inhal3 wrote: lack of brain though... of cause all nationalities are bad and abusers and lamers etc... OF CAUSE! xD i would like to kick your ass in cod4 you lowZ0r Of Course not Of Cause. Lmao.
#365 inhal3 (wtf)  25 May 2009 15:18	Reply
lack of brain though... of cause all nationalities are bad and abusers and lamers etc... OF CAUSE! xD i would like to kick your ass in cod4 you lowZ0r
#364 LoNE! (dS)  24 May 2009 17:40	Reply
ROFFL yes portugal and spain have internet connection!! and eastern europe hacks
#363 molz (HYPERMONKEYS)  24 May 2009 13:00	Reply
You are not harsh enough for Eastern Europe, most polish play uber-lame-everything-ftw.. mostly with wh on. Same goes for the damn Hungarians!
#362 Swift-R (uP)  23 May 2009 20:25	Reply
:/
#361 SEF|Ed (SEF|)  23 May 2009 07:09	Reply
hilarious <3 //sweden
#360 cubzye (BEL )  22 May 2009 15:34	Reply
The one about Belgians is really poor explained imo. In the text u can spell more ''Dutch'' then actually ''Belgian''. I can't even remember a Belgian player said some dutch swear word or what so ever. In fact, we make jokes about Dutch flaming all the time. Another fact is that ur completely wrong about Belgians ''failing'' because u seem to use that word alot. What i mean is, worlds ''famous'' top 10 players on cod2 & 4 ALWAYS included one or more Belgian players. Of course we have our negative capacities, most Belgians don't play really concentrated, BUT because games are still games for them, and not a sport or a life-goal.
#359 Manda (baba)  15 May 2009 11:06	Reply
what about croats?! what do u say about them?
#358 NeTBuG (~de.~ )  15 May 2009 06:49	Reply
liSor wrote: I know this blog was made for funny, for laugh. I rly dont know why no one like polish people.. or maybe im wrong? dunno . I hate stereotypes about countries. Especially about Poland, Russia, Germany. Good blog, but i disagree with asian opinion ;p 100% agree btw iam from germany and i like polish people :P
#357 aleeex ([‰] )  11 May 2009 17:46	Reply
Spain has life and goes to the beach while u keep gaming h@h@
#356 ddstr (practice)  10 May 2009 18:12	Reply
whoever wrote needs to get his lights punched out
#355 kikstaR (TARGET)  10 May 2009 12:07	Reply
whahahaha xD
#354 sugaray (PEKINTEL)  9 May 2009 11:55	Reply
This article is rubbish and talks senseless.
#353 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  5 May 2009 18:39	Reply
ikers wrote: and now, now i saw the funniest thing, you are from irland.................. tell me one top.eu team from ireland pls? hahahahah fuck off btw do u think ireland is the unique country that plays with fun? we are in Eurocup and we played all the matchs with mixers, and we are going to playoffs, damn im good Lol mate.. Ireland plays with fun ?? Do you read what you write. It depresses me that you spend like 5 hours a day on the internet surrounded on all sides by English speakers and yet you think that sentence makes sense.
#352 liSor (liSor)  4 May 2009 21:19	Reply
I know this blog was made for funny, for laugh. I rly dont know why no one like polish people.. or maybe im wrong? dunno . I hate stereotypes about countries. Especially about Poland, Russia, Germany. Good blog, but i disagree with asian opinion ;p
#351 ikers (noPro.LP )  4 May 2009 13:29	Reply
and now, now i saw the funniest thing, you are from irland.................. tell me one top.eu team from ireland pls? hahahahah fuck off btw do u think ireland is the unique country that plays with fun? we are in Eurocup and we played all the matchs with mixers, and we are going to playoffs, damn im good
#350 ikers (noPro.LP )  4 May 2009 13:18	Reply
AHHAHAHAHHAHHA FUNNIEST NAAB THING I EVER SAW, do u have life? ROFLMAO PS: Spain dont know, but portugal own at every game, we are MOHAA Nations champion, Lastnight is the Best fifa player and he is Portuguese, moriah from dignitas also PT and the best at trackmania, what do u want more? 3 games where we are rank1 at europe... COD4 we were forfeited at nations cup but we were at playoffs when it happened. hf PS2: who are u to judge countrys saying that whole country hax? just kill ur self naab now really, that was funny
#349 MZAII (TMi37)  3 May 2009 23:24	Reply
RB wrote: Absolutely fantastic blog, very funny made my day. Wondering though, what game(s) you base this experience on? Call of Duty 4.
#348 apathie (Orly?)  3 May 2009 08:34	Reply
that sucks a lot
#347 returned/ITL (beam)  2 May 2009 08:08	Reply
You should add some opinions about polish like: - love to whine but their wooden pc own asses - love to hack but they claim that they have only a cfg with norecoil
#346 Cutty (iNm)  26 Apr 2009 23:44	Reply
You fail at sarcasm
#345 KekS (KekS)  26 Apr 2009 16:49	Reply
well good sir, go fuck yourself.
#344 usuqa m'diq (mg)  25 Apr 2009 00:21	Reply
-Pray3r > Sloeker wrote: die gast moet is buiten kome. no life als ge mensen zo ga beschrijven
#343 RB (Hostile)  22 Apr 2009 21:22	Reply
Absolutely fantastic blog, very funny made my day. Wondering though, what game(s) you base this experience on?
#342 NortproN (kenGurut)  20 Apr 2009 17:38	Reply
gaah there was 3 months of snow in finland last year
#341 NortproN (kenGurut)  20 Apr 2009 17:37	Reply
gaah there was 3 months of snow in finland last year
#340 NortproN (kenGurut)  20 Apr 2009 17:36	Reply
gaah there was 3 months of snow in finland last year
#339 Silverlance (Silverlance)  20 Apr 2009 11:31	Reply
I lol'ed soo much at this post. XD Really, this was a good funny post, I dont think that Lloyd was talking 100% serious altho he surely told what he thought. Well Portuguese players and the opposite of the British, we are excellent individual players and when it comes to teamwork we just... phaill... WE tend to not learn with our mistakes ( dumbasses -.-''). And btw, we do exist, but E-Sports arent that developed here in Portugal ( we do have some nice big competitions, but they arent heavy sponsored like the USA ones, and in a matter of fact, our gaming community isnt united neither, sadly). I had the pleasure of playing with many scandinavian players, I've been in great teams with just northern players (me being the only one non-scandinavian) and believe me, they are great teamworkers, good stretegies and all but they phail in luck to win (yes luck is involved). And to finish I would like to tell to someone who said that "flags/countries doesnt matter", well it really does, its their cultural identity, it will reflect on their gaming styles, ofc not every1 will correspond to the stereotype, but it is there and it is real. Good post Lloyd! =) Regards from Portugal!
#338 Graecos (13')  20 Apr 2009 08:47	Reply
Is there something funny ? I find it stupid honestly...
#337 spookZ (dS|<)  19 Apr 2009 22:11	Reply
LMFAOROFLMFAOLOL obviously cb come to this is this the jeremy kyle show : ffs if that aint a racial attack on any kind of human then i dont know waht iis should bann the poster ffs it aint a hat show u gay ass twat!!
#336 ALIN (SNL!)  16 Apr 2009 18:02	Reply
Awesome post lol
#335 rovaN (eurostar)  14 Apr 2009 17:46	Reply
I am pathetic? i don't like cheese, but i'm french ;D
#334 SoLiD (GmG)  14 Apr 2009 08:46	Reply
Like 60% isn't true lol. Bad facts ^^, though i'm to sick to write a similar post BTW: Poland is the place to hack, it's like they got a store on every block called: Get your hacks for ... here.!! (... = filled in by a game ) Germans are either kids of 6 or they are so freaking on a game it's there life *cough* german CS:S players *cough* Dutch think they are the best and can't stand it when you own them. Most likely they will quit or moan so badly that you leave. Me being belgium but what so ever don't wan't to be 1, they think they get good by just showing up. No skills, sometimes moan, they are just a variety of everything and everyone. Alot of games are filled up by a certain population and here are some reasons. Germans: This is my live, friendless. Dutch: Just wanna own someone and rub it in (most likely won't happen) Friends enough and a life outside gaming is there aswell. Japanese, Chinese, Asians, etc: I boought a pc for $1 and all i can play is those cheap bad graphic mmorpg made by a similar dude that has a pc of $2. So i just freak alot because there are 900 billion other people i can understand. That's kinda it, those are the massive population u find on games. That's it, hope u enjoyed reading or jumping down to the last line.
#333 emaz1ng (emaz1ng)  9 Apr 2009 08:41	Reply
double post
#332 emaz1ng (emaz1ng)  9 Apr 2009 08:41	Reply
Well, you don't see neither spanish nor portuguese 'cause probably we don't bother wasting our time on shit games like you seem to. Sorry. Oh and, i didn't even need to see your profile to guess where you came from.
#331 RDMC ([NBN])  8 Apr 2009 11:30	Reply
Dutch: Dutchies moan, a lot. They also seem the most naturally talented, but they moan, they also take smoking breaks all the time its well annoying, one sec they are on a supermachine with 12 ping the next they "crashed" and need to "hold" for exactly the time it takes for there key sniper to puff four sigs if he drags on two and a time in his mouth with one in each nostril. lol, couldn't have said it better myself :P
#330 RDMC ([NBN])  8 Apr 2009 11:28	Reply
Dutch: Dutchies moan, a lot. They also seem the most naturally talented, but they moan, they also take smoking breaks all the time its well annoying, one sec they are on a supermachine with 12 ping the next they "crashed" and need to "hold" for exactly the time it takes for there key sniper to puff four sigs if he drags on two and a time in his mouth with one in each nostril. lol, couldn't have said it better myself :P
#329 .TraX (ADDICTED #)  5 Apr 2009 19:18	Reply
Croatia owns uuuuuu ^^
#328 Mo_On (BAKSTEEN)  4 Apr 2009 16:19	Reply
Haha great and stereotypic
#327 -Pray3r > Sloeker (-Pray3r > )  2 Apr 2009 21:20	Reply
die gast moet is buiten kome. no life als ge mensen zo ga beschrijven
#326 whisky (impress)  2 Apr 2009 18:16	Reply
great blog. too stereotipic, but it still great thought. nice work
#325 d1mnEEE (FAIL)  2 Apr 2009 17:32	Reply
HAHAHA n1! Can't stop laughing
#324 =DB=|BUG| (=DB=|BUG|)  30 Mar 2009 11:06	Reply
Oh my god m8, that is fantastic! You should make another one like this...
#323 tEKKK (ign.cod2)  28 Mar 2009 16:39	Reply
Bullshit all the way ^^
#322 pAra (rev )  27 Mar 2009 18:26	Reply
yeah we all needz our hookahz bitch. now gimme a smoke. GIMMEH! oh yeah and im naturally talented, ofc ofc. it's funny how you are the most positive about your own country. tbh, i never see any irish gamer, but i'm sure you're just jealous of all other countries that actually MEAN anything.
#321 Dizzly^ (-diVine)  27 Mar 2009 14:47	Reply
i was like trying to read it , but then i was like fuck it i need a smoke break and make a joint and call a hooker , this blog is to long i cant even read fucking ping stupid stereotype blog lol
#320 Den Boerie @ mp3 (-=INF102=-)  25 Mar 2009 17:40	Reply
you broke my heart
#319 jocke (-la- )  25 Mar 2009 00:22	Reply
pc's made out of wood
#318 Ecko. (NGx2 |)  24 Mar 2009 21:41	Reply
tekr wrote: You are only insulting nations .. what is the point in this. Your own nation is the best. for sure man fuck a fuckign nigger in his ass retard
#317 tekr (rapid)  24 Mar 2009 17:10	Reply
You are only insulting nations .. what is the point in this. Your own nation is the best. for sure man fuck a fuckign nigger in his ass retard
#316 Geek (FatGames )  22 Mar 2009 23:10	Reply
dutch ppl dont whine
#315 Killsfestijn (MARIOCART64)  20 Mar 2009 14:39	Reply
xild (syh.) 18 Mar 12:47 said: For brazillian/south american gamer is difference we are not in the world haha.. We live on paralel universe. The American mainland dont has only CAN and USA.
#314 «°C»Spirit_uS («°C» )  18 Mar 2009 22:20	Reply
dude you own this is so cool to read xD and everyone taking this seriously, just gtfo xD
#313 xild (syh.)  18 Mar 2009 11:47	Reply
For brazillian/south american gamer is difference we are not in the world haha.. We live on paralel universe. The American mainland dont has only CAN and USA.
#312 Seren!ty (saCTF)  17 Mar 2009 22:30	Reply
Why do people take this so seriously? Haha.
#311 RabbitSoup (RabbitSoup)  17 Mar 2009 12:22	Reply
yeap, we Easter Europeans rule. But not now.
#310 Rimzan (AfterDawn)  15 Mar 2009 22:44	Reply
plz tell me this is troll
#309 KU6ER (xG)  15 Mar 2009 18:52	Reply
omg you are really retard
#308 Just Josh (Just Josh)  15 Mar 2009 10:56	Reply
*AlteR*mofo wrote: cant belive what i am reading. It doesn't matter where u r from. In gaming all that matters is how much u play& how smart u r..... I play online for 10-11y now. I've seen all there is to see. Players from poland,germany,hungary,usa....there is no differece...we are all human after all....and asians cheaters? cmon people be real... I've seen Korean guy that plays strategy games and presses 200keystrokes per minute...thats skill people...if u dont know how to play better stop playin.Stop the f.. racism we dont need it in gaming. JUST PLAY THE GAME AND STOP THINKING ABOUT NATION GAMERS ARE FROM...thats for unskilled kids. It's actually a joke mate
#307 die16}J{ (die16)  15 Mar 2009 02:47	Reply
wow...nice troll
#306 dynami (nback )  14 Mar 2009 20:44	Reply
what for an geek posted this shit? such a nerd lol
#305 Capi (=)C4(=)  14 Mar 2009 12:09	Reply
Hilarius!! Nothing more to add.
#304 FF (#r4f)  13 Mar 2009 20:18	Reply
RedBulldozer wrote: LoL , bullshit about easter europe.Pc made of wood?Chachacha , u all are lower educated and lower in IQ than we are.(exept Polaks) are u 5 or smth ?
#303 Saito (Sm.)  13 Mar 2009 14:12	Reply
Lmao @ people taking this blog seriously. o.O Take a fucking chill pill.
#302 *AlteR*mofo (AlteR)  13 Mar 2009 09:10	Reply
cant belive what i am reading. It doesn't matter where u r from. In gaming all that matters is how much u play& how smart u r..... I play online for 10-11y now. I've seen all there is to see. Players from poland,germany,hungary,usa....there is no differece...we are all human after all....and asians cheaters? cmon people be real... I've seen Korean guy that plays strategy games and presses 200keystrokes per minute...thats skill people...if u dont know how to play better stop playin.Stop the f.. racism we dont need it in gaming. JUST PLAY THE GAME AND STOP THINKING ABOUT NATION GAMERS ARE FROM...thats for unskilled kids.
#301 siL (8B/FiFg )  11 Mar 2009 11:17	Reply
I like the idea you had when thinking about this blog but you failed really hard in making the actual blog. Some things are indeed typical but others are just random things. (no more creativity?)
#300 RedBulldozer (t.)  11 Mar 2009 07:08	Reply
LoL , bullshit about easter europe.Pc made of wood?Chachacha , u all are lower educated and lower in IQ than we are.(exept Polaks)
#299 Fiso^m (dtm.tfr)  9 Mar 2009 18:09	Reply
Caliban wrote: your a fucking retard end of abso-fuckin-lutley
#298 Caliban (d[c])  8 Mar 2009 12:08	Reply
your a fucking retard end of
#297 SKELETON (POR )  8 Mar 2009 11:53	Reply
portugal do exist
#296 Saito (Sm.)  8 Mar 2009 11:12	Reply
No, it wasn't. Holland and Belgium were merged together in an attempt to create a buffer in between Germany and France. But the Belgian population couldn't stand the dutch ruler and revolted against him 15 years later severing ourselves off of Holland once again.
#295 Shivers|Shvrs (Reg.)  7 Mar 2009 21:14	Reply
wasnt belgium ripped of holland ?
#294 KAAAAAAL1 (new)  7 Mar 2009 00:21	Reply
hey look, im portuguese! ^^
#293 baskEy (Sketch)  6 Mar 2009 23:29	Reply
Retarded post, belgiums are actually generally good at the game. Although your right about UK, we love to flame and be arrogant. But saying we rely on teamwork and practice? ehm no that will be your Germans. They only see in blueprints IRL. They actually cannot communicate without working out the correct velocity of the sound of speech first. Why do you think German cars don't break? They are the only country to develop the tank for everyday people but they also have huge man breasts and have far too many tacnades. (blueprints IRL also means they see through game walls). but i didn't really find this post amusing even though I know everyone generally stereotypes nationalities in gaming (ironic), would of been better written by someone else nice try though!
#292 Rock Lee (Rock Lee)  6 Mar 2009 15:41	Reply
"Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Only by this paragraph I can tell you live inside your "shell", as you wasted your time advertising your hate about pretty much all nations... seriously get a life.
#291 »M.d« (hexx`)  3 Mar 2009 22:40	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... Im spanish
#290 .nX! Fr4gM4t!c* (.nX!)  1 Mar 2009 23:03	Reply
sladge wrote: You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair... it's the scottish people who have red hair you twat and the irish drink fu**in guiness, the polish are all thiefs too!!
#289 Macke (Macke)  25 Feb 2009 23:15	Reply
\o/ go loyd Totaly agree'd on the Scandinavian part ;-)
#288 BlazY (BlazY)  25 Feb 2009 18:54	Reply
Saito wrote: eMber|BlazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: blazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!????? How dare you generalise by saying people who use the term "epic fail" are "online geeks". Your pittiful assumptions amuse me. This is a gaming site, hence "Epic fail" is way less out of place than "humerus". Enough said. Look pedere its the internet enough said now go read a diconairy if it gives u a hard on Yeah, a "diconairy" gives me a hard on. good 2 know
#287 =DPG=DERRIC (=DPG=)  24 Feb 2009 13:39	Reply
Nice blog ErrLloyd, good that we don't have to take it serous. Hoppfully somebody find out that we are all europeans only, on this we should be proud! ah fu*k, sorry, mei enlisch, not under..,stand.,,- im german
#286 Saito (Sm.)  24 Feb 2009 12:46	Reply
eMber|BlazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: blazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!????? How dare you generalise by saying people who use the term "epic fail" are "online geeks". Your pittiful assumptions amuse me. This is a gaming site, hence "Epic fail" is way less out of place than "humerus". Enough said. Look pedere its the internet enough said now go read a diconairy if it gives u a hard on Yeah, a "diconairy" gives me a hard on.
#285 eMber|BlazY ♥ (eMber)  23 Feb 2009 17:31	Reply
Saito wrote: blazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!????? How dare you generalise by saying people who use the term "epic fail" are "online geeks". Your pittiful assumptions amuse me. This is a gaming site, hence "Epic fail" is way less out of place than "humerus". Enough said. Look pedere its the internet enough said now go read a diconairy if it gives u a hard on
#284 Schiggi (poké)  22 Feb 2009 17:55	Reply
Germans: They pretty much all hack, all abuse, all moan and the average age is 14 with average mental age 5, luckily none of the German gaming population actually speak English so they won't read this, which suits me cause I would probably get spammed with 30,000 fucking binds which were all different varieties of "WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ" OH LOL!!!!!
#283 The Zohann (/q-me)  22 Feb 2009 12:45	Reply
Haha love this <3
#282 BarroZo (H&R)  20 Feb 2009 19:38	Reply
Puri wrote: "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Very true! All on our 56k connections still, maybe in 100yrs we'll have decent net lawl only spain have 56k shitty connections...
#281 Ecko. (NGx2 |)  18 Feb 2009 18:42	Reply
Saito wrote: blazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!????? How dare you generalise by saying people who use the term "epic fail" are "online geeks". Your pittiful assumptions amuse me. This is a gaming site, hence "Epic fail" is way less out of place than "humerus". Enough said. what a pointless fucking argument u all loose..
#280 Saito (Sm.)  18 Feb 2009 18:34	Reply
blazY ♥ wrote: Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!????? How dare you generalise by saying people who use the term "epic fail" are "online geeks". Your pittiful assumptions amuse me. This is a gaming site, hence "Epic fail" is way less out of place than "humerus". Enough said.
#279 [5thW]El Lobo ([5thW])  18 Feb 2009 17:15	Reply
You failed in history class didn't you?
#278 rednaii (revelat1on >)  17 Feb 2009 20:32	Reply
This blog is epic (:
#277 blazY ♥ (nF)  17 Feb 2009 01:16	Reply
Saito wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it. let me put it to you in an easy to understand way, Online Geek says = Epic OMG fail lolzor roflcopter lolipop Normal people with a life = humerus now are u trying to say everyone on CB is an online geek?? EH!!!!?????
#276 devzr (senZa)  15 Feb 2009 22:25	Reply
ErrLloyd seriously ur the man This post is the most funniest post ive ever saw! hahahahaha +1 ps. what u wrote about .be +1 aswell
#275 Ultima (Ultima)  14 Feb 2009 19:15	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. its funny what some people will say when they have been proven to be an illiterate fool. i like your commitment though
#274 Saito (Sm.)  14 Feb 2009 14:32	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined. Last time I checked this website is an international one and does not commit itself to one particular set of rules. Due to this, all spelling and grammar trolling is obsolete. And with this being a gaming website, it would seem more apropriate to use sayings such as "epic fail" opposed to "humerus". This news section is hardly dedicated to biologists and as of such, it is hardly meaningful to blame someone for not getting it.
#273 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  13 Feb 2009 22:53	Reply
you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. Yes Ultima you can indeed spell many such words as recognize, organization and such with a z, as is commonly done in America. Contrary to popular belief it is indeed the British spelling of the word, and should you look up the 25,000 page Oxford English Dictionary they will give you the reason why (of course it will set you back more than €500 so it's not really worth it). Recognise is in fact French. However, that said all serious British Journalism is done with the s version because lets face it zs look like shit. Humerus on the other hand is a long time overused biological joke, I find it banter. You on the other hand didn't capitalise (see it has an s, like real words, and the s has an an, cause that's how English works) and I looked up epic fail, still undefined.
#272 gummy sick (GG)  13 Feb 2009 20:12	Reply
Ultima wrote: ErrLloyd wrote: {DUB}SpiRiT` wrote: sladge wrote: You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair... Oh please, people like this shouldn't even be on the internet... This is called HUMOR, not racism. This blog was made to entertain people, and if you don't understand that, that's your own fault. IF there are people who are actually offended by this, that's not the blog maker's fault, but their own fault, since they can't recognize humor. Sorry mate, I don't recognise two things you said. Firstly recognise is spelt with an s, and I don't know what humor is, but humour is humerus. may i interject? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/recognize http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humerus http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humorous you sir, are the new definition of epic fail. and you are a perfect boy
#271 Ultima (Ultima)  13 Feb 2009 12:51	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: {DUB}SpiRiT` wrote: sladge wrote: You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair... Oh please, people like this shouldn't even be on the internet... This is called HUMOR, not racism. This blog was made to entertain people, and if you don't understand that, that's your own fault. IF there are people who are actually offended by this, that's not the blog maker's fault, but their own fault, since they can't recognize humor. Sorry mate, I don't recognise two things you said. Firstly recognise is spelt with an s, and I don't know what humor is, but humour is humerus. may i interject? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/recognize http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humerus http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/humorous you sir, are the new definition of epic fail.
#270 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  13 Feb 2009 00:32	Reply
{DUB}SpiRiT` wrote: sladge wrote: You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair... Oh please, people like this shouldn't even be on the internet... This is called HUMOR, not racism. This blog was made to entertain people, and if you don't understand that, that's your own fault. IF there are people who are actually offended by this, that's not the blog maker's fault, but their own fault, since they can't recognize humor. Sorry mate, I don't recognise two things you said. Firstly recognise is spelt with an s, and I don't know what humor is, but humour is humerus.
#269 p1Lz (-)  12 Feb 2009 18:46	Reply
too bad we germans don't understand shit of it.
#268 {DUB}SpiRiT` ({DUB} )  12 Feb 2009 08:36	Reply
sladge wrote: You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair... Oh please, people like this shouldn't even be on the internet... This is called HUMOR, not racism. This blog was made to entertain people, and if you don't understand that, that's your own fault. IF there are people who are actually offended by this, that's not the blog maker's fault, but their own fault, since they can't recognize humor.
#267 sladge (reno )  11 Feb 2009 17:24	Reply
You fail! That's racism! I also don't say Polish people are thiefs and Irish people drink whiskey and have red hair...
#266 kOTTEN (Swe )  10 Feb 2009 18:07	Reply
Finland isnt even a part of scandinavia, and you seem to think we've winter all year long, during the summers we usally have around 25-30 degrees over here. And i do prefer that before having rain whole year which is the case for you ukers Nevertheless I know u were probably *a tiny* bit sarcastic while writing this, so therefor I forgive you, some parts were actually rather amusing, nice reading
#265 DisarmoniaMundi (FRA )  10 Feb 2009 11:49	Reply
Rolf, French report is just so true.
#264 meek (- KoNN -)  9 Feb 2009 19:49	Reply
Lol, great stuff man
#263 franek (punishment)  9 Feb 2009 19:40	Reply
Greetings from Poland to You ErrLloyd interesting blog
#262 soobye (vexed.)  9 Feb 2009 18:22	Reply
this blog made me fucking LOL i love you ErrLloyd hahaha
#261 Ikazooka ([8])  8 Feb 2009 19:35	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: My sarcasm seems to go down fine... that's why i said sometimes :P
#260 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  8 Feb 2009 18:39	Reply
I was actually hoping you did, but sarcasm is so damn hard to recognize in writing sometimes.. I can't imagine people would really read this article and get angry about it :P That makes the whole story different. And no, I did not judge your comment on my quote of a McDonalds employee. Just to point out the stereotypes we have of each other's counties, like everyone generalizes dutch people as stoners who swear with kanker. My sarcasm seems to go down fine...
#259 Ikazooka ([8])  8 Feb 2009 17:42	Reply
Saito wrote: I replied to this blog in the same way it was written. Being, humor. I wasn't being serious at all. And let's face it, this would just end up with us going around in circles. The dutch language originated in our regions. You didn't develop it having us "steal" it from you in any way. We just have seperate cultures. You can bitch about it all you want, but the fact of the matter is, that a language isn't "invented" by anyone. Both our people speak it, and have done so since its existence so there's absolutely no point in discussing it. You judge my comment on something some high school dropout in a McDonalds said to you? Well aren't you bright. I'm sure you've never laughed at a joke about us Belgians. And to even consider comparing the level of 3rd grade education is pointless seeing as you've not actually followed a full course in both countries. ^^ I was actually hoping you did, but sarcasm is so damn hard to recognize in writing sometimes.. I can't imagine people would really read this article and get angry about it :P That makes the whole story different. And no, I did not judge your comment on my quote of a McDonalds employee. Just to point out the stereotypes we have of each other's counties, like everyone generalizes dutch people as stoners who swear with kanker. And indeed, I haven't followed a full course in both countries. You have? That would only make an argument from my personal experiences invalid. But there is a world ranking for universities though, in which they compare several universitary attributes. I'm not saying it says everything, but it says enough.
#258 Saito (Sm.)  8 Feb 2009 16:54	Reply
Ikazooka wrote: Saito wrote: The Belgian report is an epic failure. Firstly, it is the majority of Belgian ( read: Flemish ) players who have the superior talent but usually lack the commitment to actually accomplish much with this talent. Our language is NOT stolen from the "dutchies". It is comparable with Irish vs. English. We took a shit language and improved it. We don't use their insults, seeing as "kanker" is a pathetic insult used only by 12 year old stoners who obviously don't know that drugs only increase the likelyhood of getting cancer. We took every dutch aspect and improved it. The only intelligence they have is solely due to the few remnants of Belgian immigrants who happened to contain our most succesful inhabitants who were smart enough to move when shit hit the fan. Our beer is better, our education is better. Basically everything we have is better besides our ISP's and our drugs ( seeing as we aren't retarded enough to legalise the shit ). So basically, Belgians > all. And you can suck my left nut if you think otherwise. > Love y'all. I kinda lol'd at this. Typically someone who can laugh at all other nationalities being pwned here, except his own. I won't start about talent. If you think Belgians are the most talented, fine. And indeed, you didn't steal our language. Flemish is just a dialect derived from Dutch, fact. Which means you didn't improve the Dutch language, you just keep speaking it, which lead to adjustments because of your accent. I don't have to give examples like "wat zaagt ge nou, amai," do I? I agree with your opinion about "kanker" as insult though. I remember going to Belgium with school a few days. I made the mistake to go to a McDonalds, where I requested a cheeseburger. The guy behind the counter replied "with or without cheese?" And better education, I kinda doubt that. You could question the commitment of dutch kids to do their best at school, but we have way better universities than you do (and more). I've been to a Belgian school and all I remember is that 80% of the children there smoked. No wonder all their cities are ugly and grey/black. I would like some aspects that the Belgians improved. And if you Belgians had such superior intelligence and all, why is your country such a political mess? I liked the stereotype of dutch gamers though, even though the amount of hookers in holland is not nearly as big as in most other european countries. I don't actually think Holland is better than all other countries, but I do think that your comparison between Holland and Belgium is based on nothing. I replied to this blog in the same way it was written. Being, humor. I wasn't being serious at all. And let's face it, this would just end up with us going around in circles. The dutch language originated in our regions. You didn't develop it having us "steal" it from you in any way. We just have seperate cultures. You can bitch about it all you want, but the fact of the matter is, that a language isn't "invented" by anyone. Both our people speak it, and have done so since its existence so there's absolutely no point in discussing it. You judge my comment on something some high school dropout in a McDonalds said to you? Well aren't you bright. I'm sure you've never laughed at a joke about us Belgians. And to even consider comparing the level of 3rd grade education is pointless seeing as you've not actually followed a full course in both countries. ^^
#257 Ikazooka ([8])  8 Feb 2009 14:54	Reply
Saito wrote: The Belgian report is an epic failure. Firstly, it is the majority of Belgian ( read: Flemish ) players who have the superior talent but usually lack the commitment to actually accomplish much with this talent. Our language is NOT stolen from the "dutchies". It is comparable with Irish vs. English. We took a shit language and improved it. We don't use their insults, seeing as "kanker" is a pathetic insult used only by 12 year old stoners who obviously don't know that drugs only increase the likelyhood of getting cancer. We took every dutch aspect and improved it. The only intelligence they have is solely due to the few remnants of Belgian immigrants who happened to contain our most succesful inhabitants who were smart enough to move when shit hit the fan. Our beer is better, our education is better. Basically everything we have is better besides our ISP's and our drugs ( seeing as we aren't retarded enough to legalise the shit ). So basically, Belgians > all. And you can suck my left nut if you think otherwise. > Love y'all. I kinda lol'd at this. Typically someone who can laugh at all other nationalities being pwned here, except his own. I won't start about talent. If you think Belgians are the most talented, fine. And indeed, you didn't steal our language. Flemish is just a dialect derived from Dutch, fact. Which means you didn't improve the Dutch language, you just keep speaking it, which lead to adjustments because of your accent. I don't have to give examples like "wat zaagt ge nou, amai," do I? I agree with your opinion about "kanker" as insult though. I remember going to Belgium with school a few days. I made the mistake to go to a McDonalds, where I requested a cheeseburger. The guy behind the counter replied "with or without cheese?" And better education, I kinda doubt that. You could question the commitment of dutch kids to do their best at school, but we have way better universities than you do (and more). I've been to a Belgian school and all I remember is that 80% of the children there smoked. No wonder all their cities are ugly and grey/black. I would like some aspects that the Belgians improved. And if you Belgians had such superior intelligence and all, why is your country such a political mess? I liked the stereotype of dutch gamers though, even though the amount of hookers in holland is not nearly as big as in most other european countries. I don't actually think Holland is better than all other countries, but I do think that your comparison between Holland and Belgium is based on nothing.
#256 Dictator  (ClanBase Crew)  7 Feb 2009 21:34	Reply
Great blog!
#255 Katana ([Ronin])  7 Feb 2009 02:37	Reply
Feckin eejit Im totaly confused...am an east european who is living in Ireland... Keep'em going chief
#254 gfx^spud>> (gfx )  6 Feb 2009 20:38	Reply
dont often read much on here, but got me reading every word n1
#253 Cheeky (#-Xs->)  6 Feb 2009 20:17	Reply
the funny thing about this is that it is for the most part deadly true, great timekiller :>
#252 Mac (HUN )  6 Feb 2009 02:24	Reply
fenix wrote: Funny read. I enjoyed it. Although you are dead wrong about Eastern EU education. It's way better than the liberal western lazy shit. If you were educated, you'd know that :P Hmm its seems if you were educated, you'd understand he was meant the other way around just kidding, but still funny tbh the comments are sometimes equally funny if i compare them to the blog itself
#251 Saito (Sm.)  5 Feb 2009 20:17	Reply
j1m kn0pf (=P) 28 Jan 13:01 Reply nearly the whole belgium report is shit, but rest is nice=) +1 The Belgian report is an epic failure. Firstly, it is the majority of Belgian ( read: Flemish ) players who have the superior talent but usually lack the commitment to actually accomplish much with this talent. Our language is NOT stolen from the "dutchies". It is comparable with Irish vs. English. We took a shit language and improved it. We don't use their insults, seeing as "kanker" is a pathetic insult used only by 12 year old stoners who obviously don't know that drugs only increase the likelyhood of getting cancer. We took every dutch aspect and improved it. The only intelligence they have is solely due to the few remnants of Belgian immigrants who happened to contain our most succesful inhabitants who were smart enough to move when shit hit the fan. Our beer is better, our education is better. Basically everything we have is better besides our ISP's and our drugs ( seeing as we aren't retarded enough to legalise the shit ). So basically, Belgians > all. And you can suck my left nut if you think otherwise. > Love y'all.
#250 ]TnH[Sic (TnH )  5 Feb 2009 13:28	Reply
cracked me up
#249 Mac (HUN )  5 Feb 2009 02:49	Reply
hahaha i love this really nice read o/ "an east europian" lol..
#248 «ñG»`EvY*~ («ñG»)  4 Feb 2009 15:14	Reply
salutes from Italy! ..large absent of this relation
#247 wobbly.KIA. (wobbly.KIA.)  3 Feb 2009 12:55	Reply
sounds about right,for some strange reason the southern europeans dont seem to bother,prolly too busy on the beach and american s ye i had that conversation,especially regarding the barret light 50,barrett must of sold a lot of these to 15 years old school kids lol wobbs
#246 duck ([-WpS-])  2 Feb 2009 21:20	Reply
RESPECT and btw : they also take smoking breaks all the time its well annoying (dutch) AHAHAHAHA i dont agree with the belgium, but ofc thats because im proud to be one
#245 cRo*r4z (CRO )  2 Feb 2009 21:15	Reply
fenix wrote: Funny read. I enjoyed it. Although you are dead wrong about Eastern EU education. It's way better than the liberal western lazy shit. If you were educated, you'd know that :P pls read that part again.
#244 fenix (eX.terSion)  2 Feb 2009 20:37	Reply
Funny read. I enjoyed it. Although you are dead wrong about Eastern EU education. It's way better than the liberal western lazy shit. If you were educated, you'd know that :P
#243 cRo*r4z (CRO )  2 Feb 2009 20:01	Reply
I <3 U 2!
#242 razzi (Wayans Bros.)  2 Feb 2009 13:01	Reply
MasterChief wrote: So basically the whole worlds shit except for the Irish? What a load of bollox. Go get yourself a pint of Guiness and argue with your mates about where to find that illusive pot of gold.
#241 illusioN (<SFR>)  2 Feb 2009 10:00	Reply
Nice One. But Belgium owns all.
#240 w3nky (esentix )  1 Feb 2009 12:55	Reply
hahaha [quote]but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany../quote] You dont know what you're saying
#239 Lngbow (Epsilon )  31 Jan 2009 15:09	Reply
Nice read, but you're too nice for the eastern european hackers
#238 SQUAD|TNZ (SQUAD )  30 Jan 2009 20:21	Reply
Ha, this was funny to read. BTW the Portuguese play a lot of UT!
#237 Fish (iMovers)  30 Jan 2009 20:02	Reply
fucking nice read mate
#236 ziggm (iNFINITE)  30 Jan 2009 18:39	Reply
Can't wait for the polish part. <3 to be a dutchy
#235 feat.s3m3nt3 (ehe)  30 Jan 2009 02:30	Reply
last time i checked i didn't see portugal on the euroean map ^^[/quote] True, as a matter of fact we are in Africa its awesome.
#234 Killsfestijn (MARIOCART64)  29 Jan 2009 22:28	Reply
.(fault)
#233 Killsfestijn (MARIOCART64)  29 Jan 2009 22:04	Reply
SiNZ wrote: Wurrel wrote: i love the belgian part because its so true then you need some history lessons NO your belgium history teachers brain wasted you SiNZ
#232 SiNZ (galaxy ★)  29 Jan 2009 21:17	Reply
Wurrel wrote: i love the belgian part because its so true then you need some history lessons
#231 flixzr (flixzr)  29 Jan 2009 20:54	Reply
LOL
#230 ohlolz (jrp)  29 Jan 2009 19:29	Reply
flYz0r wrote: Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... LOL how can you say that PORTUGAL doesn't exist ... last time i checked i didn't see portugal on the euroean map ^^
#229 icek0ld_c1LL4H?! (ALi)  29 Jan 2009 18:12	Reply
It's a funny blog :P Even though it's a bit offensive against some people, but it all depends if you have a sense of humour and can laugh at yourself/your nationality.
#228 -]iFS[-Sm00Ke (-]iFS[- )  29 Jan 2009 17:56	Reply
THE WURREL wrote: to the belgians: YES YOU ARE WANNABE DUTCHIES, you stole the language and fucked it up with the strange ''G'' and stealing the swearing words GO HOLLAND erm,u need some lessons in history me thinks,haha. don't try to be like ErrLloyd,he's funny,ur not, dutchie
#227 capone (CORAX)  29 Jan 2009 17:52	Reply
Seems like you put the wrong text, it is not the Asians hacking it is the Eastern Europeans that hack....
#226 THE WURREL (SUBLIME)  29 Jan 2009 17:47	Reply
to the belgians: YES YOU ARE WANNABE DUTCHIES, you stole the language and fucked it up with the strange ''G'' and stealing the swearing words GO HOLLAND
#225 ASCHMED (Ganskatuff|)  29 Jan 2009 17:24	Reply
haahahhaha lol at the text about Scandinavians. Btw is it winter now?
#224 jkR (Q('.'Q))  29 Jan 2009 17:22	Reply
Haha in comparison to Sweden n such Ireland is a tropical paradise or what ? :P
#223 Froster (ncc)  29 Jan 2009 16:40	Reply
Most of them are so true
#222 Flash (SH)  29 Jan 2009 16:06	Reply
Love it
#221 SLT^Destiny (SLT^)  29 Jan 2009 02:11	Reply
blazY ♥ wrote: clearly your an idiot who works in mcdonalds, your shit at any game becuase your a slow person which makes getting a job hard aswell. Most retarded response ever, nothing else I can say other than re-read the entire thing.
#220 fLx.sëëd (fLx.sëëd)  29 Jan 2009 00:48	Reply
Waaaaaaaaah I am form Spain, we are not dead, just reborning! Like Phoenix.
#219 nMd! (NED )  28 Jan 2009 17:43	Reply
Lol ownage !
#218 Backstabber (NED )  28 Jan 2009 12:47	Reply
MasterChief wrote: So basically the whole worlds shit except for the Irish? What a load of bollox. Go get yourself a pint of Guiness and argue with your mates about where to find that illusive pot of gold. serious panda dont take it too serious, its supposed to funny m8. fuck you all im dutch
#217 j1m kn0pf (=P)  28 Jan 2009 12:01	Reply
nearly the whole belgium report is shit, but rest is nice=)
#216 Megane ([APOTA]»2)  27 Jan 2009 15:54	Reply
belgians wannabee dutch ? give me a break loooooool we seperated us from them cos we ARE better
#215 nOiz (#wanted)  27 Jan 2009 14:25	Reply
What about the polakks and by the way germans aren't that stupid XD . The thing with hacking is right XDD and 20%players in my team really don't speak English! lol! (I'm in a german team because I am pl/ger)
#214 ShinninG* (|FEP|)  27 Jan 2009 14:22	Reply
Portugal doesnt exist? lol ok.
#213 giallorossi:: (#erotic -)  27 Jan 2009 10:26	Reply
Megane wrote: belgians wannabee dutch ? give me a break loooooool we seperated us from them cos we ARE better people who post their comments at 05:00 are retards which wont be taken sirious
#212 Zippa (Go0D*Sh!T)  27 Jan 2009 07:11	Reply
Nice shit! Made my day
#211 Megane ([APOTA]»2)  27 Jan 2009 04:02	Reply
belgians wannabee dutch ? give me a break loooooool we seperated us from them cos we ARE better
#210 blazY ♥ (eMber)  25 Jan 2009 17:54	Reply
SLT^Destiny wrote: [QUOTE]People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment. I'd assume you're joking but I think you're actually trying to sound wise there. They dominate the low level jobs which require little to no education. Those who complain are those competing with no qualifications. This is clearly observed by anyone over the age of 10 and not retarded. clearly your an idiot who works in mcdonalds, your shit at any game becuase your a slow person which makes getting a job hard aswell.
#209 revokez (#erotic -)  25 Jan 2009 17:32	Reply
`when i read how much u love the irish people there was no doubt about it, you are irish "Póg mo thóin"? and as a finishing touch to do my country a big favor "kanker"
#208 SLT^Destiny (SLT^)  25 Jan 2009 11:50	Reply
People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment. I'd assume you're joking but I think you're actually trying to sound wise there. They dominate the low level jobs which require little to no education. Those who complain are those competing with no qualifications. This is clearly observed by anyone over the age of 10 and not retarded.
#207 DEViANCE (Paranoids |)  24 Jan 2009 17:20	Reply
how many shit can we see in only 1 blog man.. you're the man
#206 FlaT (unKnow)  24 Jan 2009 16:46	Reply
Errlloyd your blog sux and you to , stfu plz , thx
#205 Tweakd (Tweakd)  24 Jan 2009 16:43	Reply
That's the best article I've read in a while! It had me in stitches. Reading the Dutch entry brought back some old memories of friends I used to play with. Come back guys However, you missed the Welsh and the Scots. =p
#204 alex (Stheno)  24 Jan 2009 13:06	Reply
rizoto wrote: Good but wrong coz UK gamers clearly the best. Josh doesnt know his arse from his elbow. he just wanted the chance to post with a ladder next to his name this blog is class. very funny,and in some elements very true really liked the comments from the spanish here btw
#203 Rikumaru (bU)  24 Jan 2009 10:02	Reply
Hahahah nice post! Dutchies do whine alot bastards ! and about the porto's They are lol
#202 [APOTA]Sel2l2an0 (APOTA )  23 Jan 2009 20:41	Reply
[SHARP]srø wrote: [APOTA]Sel2l2an0 wrote: I think to generalize its the main problem of this blog XD. It's not the main problem but the entire point of this blog.. I hope you're not under the impression that this blog was an actual attempt at a social study, because if you are then you have more serious problems to worry about. That goes for the rest too.. seriously, whether or not you think it's funny is open for debate, but surely everyone should be aware by now that this wasn't an actual attack on anyone? I have both dutch and american nationalities, I don't smoke, I don't use diseases to describe people, when I feel the need to moan, I try to go for the 'civilized debate' route and I know shit about weapons or how they're supposed to handle. z0mg! h3 was incorrect about me! LOLOLOLOL! Come on people, relax. ^^ I know -.- i'm laughing reading it, he asked if anyone could probe of the existence of Spain, well, we do exist. XD And yes generalize it is the problem, you can say the same but putting first of the sentences "most of the players of that country", that wouldn't be that funny isn't it?, so if there are people that feels bad about the post let them to say his opinion ffs, we all can write our opinion, or not? And yes I still thinking the post/blog it is funny, but i understand to the people that think it isn't. Spain exist we will pwn u all when we get the 56K modems XDDD.
#201 rizoto (Stheno)  23 Jan 2009 16:05	Reply
Good but wrong coz UK gamers clearly the best.
#200 'furYouZ^ ('furYouZ^)  23 Jan 2009 13:04	Reply
gz on your 200th comment it's naiz but little bit discriminating
#199 Bocca ([S.B.S][B])  23 Jan 2009 02:13	Reply
donZeriouS wrote: This is funny. Some of us may not find these stereotypes funny, but it´s just what stereotypes are used to. It´s nothing serious, because it´s just over the top! So people, relax and have a good laugh about the falsehood of this entry and laugh even more if some points are for real. *rofl* +1 m8
#198 NeoKoeN (:>PGS<: )  22 Jan 2009 19:54	Reply
seriously funny also funny to say people from Spain and Portugal crying here, because they got owned in a blog. its just a blog ffs...
#197 need gfx card (need gfx card)  22 Jan 2009 16:59	Reply
i joined a clan that then got invaded by fucking irish people, they wer all low and load. tbh best gamers are THE ENGLISH (hope that fits in with what u said about the english)
#196 GstaR` (xql)  22 Jan 2009 16:44	Reply
amazing blog! you could write something about polish people too.
#195 Naskebar (xql)  22 Jan 2009 16:05	Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAH BEAUTIFULL!!!! SO AGREE WITHT HIS!!! HAHAHA
#194 [SHARP]srø ([SHARP] )  22 Jan 2009 11:06	Reply
[APOTA]Sel2l2an0 wrote: I think to generalize its the main problem of this blog XD. It's not the main problem but the entire point of this blog.. I hope you're not under the impression that this blog was an actual attempt at a social study, because if you are then you have more serious problems to worry about. That goes for the rest too.. seriously, whether or not you think it's funny is open for debate, but surely everyone should be aware by now that this wasn't an actual attack on anyone? I have both dutch and american nationalities, I don't smoke, I don't use diseases to describe people, when I feel the need to moan, I try to go for the 'civilized debate' route and I know shit about weapons or how they're supposed to handle. z0mg! h3 was incorrect about me! LOLOLOLOL! Come on people, relax. ^^
#193 NC|TurbuLenCe` (NC| )  21 Jan 2009 14:30	Reply
lmfao I see so frustrated comments from Scandi and Belgium people.. ^^ Dont get so mad! Its only written by a drunk person it seems! You should laugh about it.
#192 donZeriouS (BEER* )  21 Jan 2009 13:37	Reply
This is funny. Some of us may not find these stereotypes funny, but it´s just what stereotypes are used to. It´s nothing serious, because it´s just over the top! So people, relax and have a good laugh about the falsehood of this entry and laugh even more if some points are for real. *rofl*
#191 Tsigen (| CL |)  21 Jan 2009 12:42	Reply
" Americans always fail " SAD, but true
#190 [APOTA]Sel2l2an0 (APOTA )  21 Jan 2009 11:37	Reply
Taguet wrote: Spanish players "Spics" exists... They play MMORPG games, like Helbreath... They cannot speak any English at all... They also think that every fucking player knows their languange, because they immediately try to chat with you with their stupid words, which you arent able to understand at all. Only thing they say in public chat goes like : " JAJAJAJAJAJA" "Q n00b petra paso q jajajaja" Could you write about finns? :O Yeah they are Scandinavians. Who says that we cant speak English? I can, and I'm Spanish, and if they write JJAJAJAJA, its because we laugh a lot XD, despite that, I don't play MMOR(p)GY (XD), if thats OK, only shooters, I think to generalize its the main problem of this blog XD.
#189 g7u ([3D] )  21 Jan 2009 11:04	Reply
NC|D.E.N.K. wrote: Being Belgian myself, I immediatly read the Belgian part after which I had to conclude that you're ignorant in every way I then read the other parts and I came to the same conclusion I then came to the final conclusion that you are ignorant and don't have many friends ^^ edit: awesome blogpost though, you made me smile ^^ pick 1 plz , can't have both! Lovely blog eventho I disagreed here and there Most people read it too seriously imo, lighten up more!
#188 Tsigen (| CL |)  20 Jan 2009 18:16	Reply
This was an interesting blog! I think that what u said about Scandinavian players is quite true :P The reason that we dont speak much is because we have many good players but theyre only 14-16 so they can be a little bit of shy :P But still a very nice blog! ^^ P.S. and we do JUMP a lot... ^^
#187 Shady (*VoM* )  20 Jan 2009 15:48	Reply
retarded guy lol Portuguese connections had a big jump in the last years and now we have better connections than some "big" countries in europe. We just can't avoid higher pings due to our geographical location. Fyi we already have 100Mbps FTTH connections for reasonable prices in some places and it's expanding everyday.
#186 kiD (rdrpz)  19 Jan 2009 20:06	Reply
belgians are indeed wannebe dutch but some are better : D & indeedio dutchies whine, rly a lot & germans, tbh I know germans for their tactics. If u play a german clan with a tactic. It's tight, but rly tight lulz ;D & for me eastern europe wether sux or hacks ^^ ;p
#185 skitz (SUBLIME)  18 Jan 2009 20:01	Reply
Im from england and i totaly agree with u
#184 RaspAtan (RaspAtan)  18 Jan 2009 19:56	Reply
what about chile?
#183 SLT^Destiny (SLT^)  18 Jan 2009 12:53	Reply
Love how Ireland sat there bombing us for years and we didn't give a shit. Just like some kid kicking us. Ireland belongs to the UK, officially or not.
#182 P DIDDY ([BADBOYS])  17 Jan 2009 13:20	Reply
IM WELL ANGRY NOW
#181 Atlus (.sëëd )  16 Jan 2009 17:24	Reply
They are other countries in UK other England. Look at a map much ?
#180 twrs (tI)  16 Jan 2009 17:14	Reply
Thanks for that useless piece of information.
#179 Taguet (Taguet)  16 Jan 2009 15:16	Reply
Spanish players "Spics" exists... They play MMORPG games, like Helbreath... They cannot speak any English at all... They also think that every fucking player knows their languange, because they immediately try to chat with you with their stupid words, which you arent able to understand at all. Only thing they say in public chat goes like : " JAJAJAJAJAJA" "Q n00b petra paso q jajajaja" Could you write about finns? :O Yeah they are Scandinavians.
#178 sheeva (CB)  16 Jan 2009 14:48	Reply
So lastly the Irish hero's, I find general Irish gamers to be pretty average players but great buzz, seriously go on an Irish ts during a match and you will find they are not concentrating at all, "oh boy, down the pub last night......." gives a real long story that eventually ends with an argument about whether or not David Beckham could beat Kylie Minogue in an arm wrestle. This is why I love Ireland => So lastly the Irish hero's, I find general Irish gamers to be pretty average players but great buzz, seriously go on an Irish ts during a match and you will find they are not concentrating at all, "oh boy, down the pub last night i tried to drink beer but i just couldn't and shit myself couse i was drunk after 1 pint" gives a real long story that eventually ends with an argument about whether or not David Beckham could beat Kylie Minogue in an arm wrestle. This is why I love Ireland
#177 -=[uP]'spect (-=[uP] )  16 Jan 2009 13:01	Reply
errLloyd wrote: Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... I know this blog is supposed to be a joke and to be taken lightly; but we the Portuguese are right here. Although you don't see us in your casual pub gaming we actually win OC's and NC's with our crappy non-existent connections, investigate a bit more. No hard feelings.
#176 |RMG| kkje (|RMG| )  16 Jan 2009 10:14	Reply
Kylie would empty the shit out of Beckham in an arm wrestle... we've decided
#175 flYz0r (rs´)  15 Jan 2009 23:38	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... LOL how can you say that PORTUGAL doesn't exist ...
#174 [EGC-i]4WD ([EGC-i])  15 Jan 2009 23:24	Reply
hahaha i lol'd well done mr.poster of this rem: emik i somehow like how you get exited over everything but the beer part IS tr00
#173 SoB^Depravity° (SoB )  15 Jan 2009 22:20	Reply
XFX Patjuh wrote: Metoch / sN wrote: funny but you coçuldn't be more wrong about the Belgians as we don't resemble dutchies AT ALL :] Nice try tho... :P It's because you suck at copying behaviour, TOO!! xD Does that explain why you all come and live in Belgium then? Man our tax system seems to be all for you then. If we're bad at copying behaviour why do feel the need to come over the border in swarms? All dutchies are good in is talking. Belgians got the best beer of the world, each year again, all you got is Heineken that tastes like shit. Thank god for your decent marketing skills or you wouldn't even be heard of. Our country isn't run by Harry Potter either. Not saying that our ex-prime minister was that much better but at least we don't comment on you guys when something goes wrong. When something goes wrong here all you muppets jump on the badwagon to point the finger and yell: Haha so expected You can do everything better and everyone tries to copy you but no one really likes your full-in-your-face mentality. All your talk is superficial at best. Once they get to know you it;s like a pot of yoghurt, flat and tasteless. Thank god for the occasional good dutchy or man your country would suck
#172 pcw291 (pcw291)  15 Jan 2009 21:18	Reply
HU$TLER wrote: Yes, I see myself in the Dutch part. Dutch people > all And btw. All polish people I know, hack liek biaaaatches You dont know anything about polish, and I suppose about all eastern ppl. jealousy? I've played many times with guys from poland or cz, and ive got to say that they are just like others, and fact that everyone's called them "cheaters" etc is just... miserable
#171 N3M0 (ROM )  15 Jan 2009 14:25	Reply
vous etes pathetic.....hahaha funny gj
#170 DsO (DsO )  14 Jan 2009 18:08	Reply
Portugal Here.. We Exist \o/
#169 Morgan ([PM] )  14 Jan 2009 13:42	Reply
Haha @ the portugal part. It's true our connections suck so we tend to stick to portuguese servers. UK servers have been the neutral ground for us to play wars for some time but the ping in .de servers is also improving so I would think in some years the part about portugal in that text will no longer be true xD.
#168 alex (Stheno)  13 Jan 2009 18:25	Reply
That is absolutely hilarious. and so so true.
#167 rpzu (CoKe )  13 Jan 2009 17:23	Reply
aww dickface!!11 WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ!!!1 seriously...nice blog...great fun to read ;D oh lolz im german and i could read it DRAMADRAMADRAMA PPL
#166 dI.pauluZ! (diGiTaL)  13 Jan 2009 17:02	Reply
hahah to funny
#165 maddy (APOTA )  13 Jan 2009 14:56	Reply
So funny TY ErrLloyd wd!!!!
#164 Lolyn (Eu|AiM)  13 Jan 2009 14:11	Reply
I love the people who take this seriously and are offended by the content. Nice post, but seriously clanbase, get humour
#163 {BHC}Crappy ({BHC})  13 Jan 2009 09:31	Reply
where i my hooker and jiont because i dont see it damm i am the only one who aint getting a hooker let me moan about it lol
#162 Wurrel (SUBLIME)  12 Jan 2009 22:19	Reply
i love the belgian part because its so true
#161 SvK* (APOTA )  12 Jan 2009 22:07	Reply
lolz very nice.. funny read
#160 cLarity (cLarity)  12 Jan 2009 16:42	Reply
Loved it. Hope there's more to come xD Yet i dont really agree on the bit bout the irish. We aint really like that....
#159 Zmade (SwPower[Bu]. )  12 Jan 2009 15:22	Reply
HAHAHAHA!
#158 ArTiC (RS)  12 Jan 2009 06:58	Reply
"Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." REALLY FUNNY M8
#157 Gixxxer (-Qg-)  11 Jan 2009 23:21	Reply
I totally LOLled while reading this blog. I never usually read blogs but this time I had to, and it paid off I love the scandinavian part: "I guess they play 24/7 cuz it's dark in winter" True, it is dark in winter but there's also a short daytime which is just as bright as midsummer I have to agree mostly on what I read here. Of course every nation has it's bad clans and bad players. You cannot name a single nation that would not have negative players. But also every "whining nation" has lots of respectful players. So there are 2 sides in each coin.
#156 blazY ♥ (blazY ♥)  11 Jan 2009 22:11	Reply
bkN wrote: awful, and the fact your irish and talking about how good you lot are, is again awful. Irish gamers are some of the most arrogant, egotistical and awful gamers in games. Bar a select few. You don't deserve to slag other countries until you at least sort ur own out. lol i dont know anything about irish people but what he said about the UK is true you cant even take a joke , take a look at Stu from your clan Lifetec he whines 24/7 and insults people randomly and not only the enemy but clan members also LOL this article is so true with every post somone makes you can see how it resembles the user by reading the article. Belgains wannabe dutchies im cracking up here HHAHAHAHA i heard belgians saying Kanker all the time u wannabes
#155 blazY ♥ (blazY ♥)  11 Jan 2009 22:06	Reply
Eastern Europeans: People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment, shows how valuable your education was mate. In my opinions they are heros of the modern world, always playing on UK servers even though it anals their pings. They are pretty good considering most of them made their pcs themselves....out of wood... Which is heroic. I honestly love them all. yes i tottally agree Asians are all hackers LMAOOOOOOO hahahahahaha oh and i agree about germans aswell but not all
#154 Alfa (STK)  11 Jan 2009 19:16	Reply
agreed only Slovenia is normal Gaming contry <3 no hax just skill
#153 «[re°Hazzle]» (re° )  11 Jan 2009 18:30	Reply
heheh funny stuff
#152 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  11 Jan 2009 16:45	Reply
XFX Patjuh wrote: Metoch / sN wrote: funny but you coçuldn't be more wrong about the Belgians as we don't resemble dutchies AT ALL :] Nice try tho... :P It's because you suck at copying behaviour, TOO!! xD Lol owned.
#151 XFX Patjuh ([Tx])  11 Jan 2009 15:56	Reply
Metoch / sN wrote: funny but you coçuldn't be more wrong about the Belgians as we don't resemble dutchies AT ALL :] Nice try tho... :P It's because you suck at copying behaviour, TOO!! xD
#150 PRiNZ (BEL )  11 Jan 2009 15:00	Reply
the part about Belgium is so wrong but nice blog though!
#149 tomzki (Redrum Inc.)  11 Jan 2009 14:05	Reply
ITS CALLED BEING AN IMMATURE GAMER - WHAT DO YOU EXPECT LOL
#148 Jigz (SYN8 )  11 Jan 2009 13:41	Reply
haha love this
#147 nielson (nielson)  11 Jan 2009 13:29	Reply
So true! loved this article
#146 Taguet (Taguet)  11 Jan 2009 12:26	Reply
Quite right! Nice
#145 HU$TLER (bLing))  11 Jan 2009 12:12	Reply
Yes, I see myself in the Dutch part. Dutch people > all And btw. All polish people I know, hack liek biaaaatches
#144 st3rf (kYt)  11 Jan 2009 12:06	Reply
go ErrLloyd, haha man never had such a laugh. Most of the stereotypes you wrote matched mine.
#143 bkN (lifetec)  11 Jan 2009 11:59	Reply
awful, and the fact your irish and talking about how good you lot are, is again awful. Irish gamers are some of the most arrogant, egotistical and awful gamers in games. Bar a select few. You don't deserve to slag other countries until you at least sort ur own out.
#142 SidelzZ (JCB)  11 Jan 2009 11:44	Reply
admin plz ban him, insult
#141 Markx (A je to)  11 Jan 2009 11:31	Reply
hahaha amazing Congratz for writing this
#140 coLdy (eXabyte` Core64 )  11 Jan 2009 11:22	Reply
hhaha xD You wrote nearly that all Players low xD
#139 inf (NATURALS)  11 Jan 2009 11:01	Reply
I don't like you...
#138 Xtreem (proteq)  11 Jan 2009 10:35	Reply
Eastern Europeans: People dislike Eastern Europeans because they take your jobs, I find it funny that you all slag them about been uneducated but they dominate you when it comes to getting employment, shows how valuable your education was mate. In my opinions they are heros of the modern world, always playing on UK servers even though it anals their pings. They are pretty good considering most of them made their pcs themselves....out of wood... Which is heroic. I honestly love them all. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- And they all have 2008/2009 accounts and they all hack/returned love the wrong people
#137 dESNOLL (LINEFIVE)  11 Jan 2009 10:14	Reply
1+ Asians: They all hack....... omg HAHAHA
#136 phANZ (LINEFIVE)  11 Jan 2009 10:02	Reply
hahahaa amazing +1
#135 Ravenfield (#WDz)  10 Jan 2009 22:35	Reply
i like this very much, great laughs i had here 11/10 points
#134 Cerberus (Cerberus)  10 Jan 2009 20:28	Reply
nando wrote: Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE Thanks for horrifically making our country look like a bunch of wankers (even though sometimes we are). We are no better than other nations if not horribly worse. Id rather live in many other countries such as GER, SWE, etc. The read was fabulous, frighteningly accurate! UK flame comes naturally indeed- ! Good work must have taken lots of thought to do all that :P
#133 gunman095 (-=CyAST=-)  10 Jan 2009 20:19	Reply
I liked your comments for the Easter European guys since I am one
#132 »UIC«Larkin (»UIC«)  10 Jan 2009 17:57	Reply
nice post mostly true with some sentence what stands in some game but not at all what's about hungary?
#131 COWFACE (TGz.)  10 Jan 2009 16:51	Reply
well summed up, irish are rage machines tho, we all know that.
#130 Enceladus ([8])  10 Jan 2009 13:23	Reply
Love it. xD Although I have never seen an Irish player in my life, didn't know they existed either. :P Spanish and Portuguese are pretty much the same as French, no knowledge of english, and certainly not much skill. Oh, and you are right about the Belgians.
#129 megu^ (#pjclan.eu|)  10 Jan 2009 12:23	Reply
Unfortunately this post does not count for the whole gaming community. "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." in mohaa were crowded with PT nade ppl. and for one: "Belgians: but they just fail because they are basically a French speaking extension of Germany.." You don't know much about us do you since the most of belgians actually speaks dutch but good blog, made me laugh
#128 RuneStone (Flames Inc. )  10 Jan 2009 09:48	Reply
lolz, that you even dare to mention finnish people, as the same as Norwegians and Swedish (thank fuck that Denmark wasnt there) anyways i lolled ;D But the most dead on is the dutch one /my impression of a dutch guy\ GVD MAN.... JEESUS EY?....WAT EEN TERINGNEGER AWWERGJAERJG..................... IK HEB EEN BOOT KANKERJOOD!
#127 sdk (sdk)  10 Jan 2009 03:17	Reply
hilarious read, really was very amusing, and most of it is true looking forward to second blog, keep it up!
#126 Focus (eCf )  9 Jan 2009 22:15	Reply
I dont know why so much people here blacken Polish players out of envy. I know that there were some Poles who were cheating but in my opinion the number of cheaters of nationality is proportional to number of players of that country. The amount of Polish players is much bigger than amount of lots of other countries so please dont call us cheaters if there are 10 players of your country who are on noghost.
#125 shaoliN (Aktrona )  9 Jan 2009 21:40	Reply
let me summarise Errlloyd skills = 0 irish = fail nub = 1 brain= 0 frustration= 1 song special for u http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX5G6UGgPM&feature=related
#124 przYm (ebS.)  9 Jan 2009 17:55	Reply
This is a farely ludicrous unscientific experiment in which you have evidently expressed your views and exagerated vastly on different cultures. Your views show that you are easily influenced by a minority and then are predjudice against all the other people similar to them. All i can say is the world definately needs people like you... Also your negativity towards everyone most likely means your low n1. This is a stupid post and should never have been posted please never post again. Oh ye, im sure all asians hack..
#123 Iozzo (LEG_IT)  9 Jan 2009 13:38	Reply
Funny as hell. Kudos. People that are taking this seriously fails big time ..... maybe I would have failed too if Italy was part of this list. So, what about us Italians ?
#122 ~}RaW{~NRG~ (~}RaW{~ )  9 Jan 2009 12:36	Reply
What about Italy man? .. I wanna know our history !!!! ...
#121 [5thW]Mosour ([5thW])  9 Jan 2009 11:43	Reply
P1xel wrote: People are takeing this seriously... Just... lol... 2nd Nice blog, had a good laugh
#120 Cotto (Cotto )  9 Jan 2009 11:00	Reply
Your blog proves you don't know nothing about gaming communities. You did try to be funny I'll give you that.
#119 [APOTA]Sel2l2an0 (APOTA )  9 Jan 2009 09:36	Reply
Lol, well im Spanish, and i can say that most of the servers are in NL and Germany, so as you can see its a long distance between countries, (meaning high pings), thats why theres not much Spanish people playing in NL-GR servers, just not funny being pwned by 20 pingers, also Internet is quite expensive in Spain and "crappy". I live in Sweden btw, and yes it is cold XD, womans are "hot" (almost all of them) as you say, but you have a very wrong point, it is not in Arctic Circle (not all of us live in Lapland), and Swedes enjoy really to go out, even if its -12º XD, point its that we can go ice skate in the Baltic sea ^^. +=pwnz XD
#118 vagla (acr)  8 Jan 2009 23:33	Reply
HAHA about east europe lol... well irish and estonian get along finee! same humor
#117 P1xel (c'less)  8 Jan 2009 23:18	Reply
People are takeing this seriously... Just... lol...
#116 nielsson (cyberatez)  8 Jan 2009 21:55	Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ur funny man! <3 ppl shouldnt take this to serious ;s
#115 XFX Patjuh ([Tx])  8 Jan 2009 20:19	Reply
Sorry man I completely disagree with you about some things. English: I found them to be the most mature and kind players, again this is from my own experiences, but I'm quite sure I actually never ever experienced a flame war with English. They even have a decent sense of humour! Eastern Europeans: I found them to be the most whining nation of all. Not only that, they also seem to include the most amount of banned players for hacking and so on. Experience taught me if you play an Eastern European clans, you have an instant win as soon as you check their IP addresses with banned players. I even think that banning Eastern European players from ClanBase would make the whole community a lot nicer and friendlier, and more legitimate during the gaming. Dutch: They sure are the biggest whiners and fucktards if it comes to attitude and behaviour, but they also are the best gamers worldwide with the Asian nations, for sure.
#114 /$rand.tO.omieee... (/$rand.)  8 Jan 2009 20:03	Reply
LOL FAG?
#113 Eduardo (PrT )  8 Jan 2009 19:05	Reply
I know its hard to be owned by some dudes with high pings. If I was the blog creator I would've said: "Portugal: everyone whines about their connections "F*cking lagged noobs" and their playstyle, but one thing is true, they still own in every game."
#112 Where Is My Juliet? (Where Is My Jul)  8 Jan 2009 16:59	Reply
From some strange reason i feel offended =/
#111 s3ccoR- (nXo )  8 Jan 2009 15:28	Reply
ITALY
#110 IJsbeer<3 («3)  8 Jan 2009 13:43	Reply
Fail.
#109 kitteh (>rush )  8 Jan 2009 12:57	Reply
Interesting, I play in the Battlefield 2 scene and most of what you said applies to us as well.
#108 Digi (nBn )  8 Jan 2009 12:55	Reply
Just to inform. Scandinavia actually consists of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.. NOT Finland contrary to popular belief. Finland is only included if you say ''The Nordic Region'' which comprises; Finland, Norway, Sweden and Denmark. You also forgot to mention Denmark funnily enough! They got some ridulously good players over here (I am english) in EVERYTHING and are pretty light hearted in wars and shit. They are obsessed though..
#107 l3on (First|)  8 Jan 2009 12:01	Reply
You can have two brothers and two completely different personalities. Therefore judging ppl on where they re from must be the most stupid way.
#106 oZo'oothefuxthat? (oZo'oothefuxtha)  8 Jan 2009 09:57	Reply
Puri wrote: "Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Very true! All on our 56k connections still, maybe in 100yrs we'll have decent net And freaking own the world w/ their leet skilzz.. OH BEHAAAAAVE Funny blog, Funny reactions, Funny people, Funny world!
#105 Puri (Puri)  8 Jan 2009 00:13	Reply
"Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it...." Very true! All on our 56k connections still, maybe in 100yrs we'll have decent net
#104 JAGER (i5)  7 Jan 2009 22:50	Reply
u must be french cuz most germans dont hack most dutch dont whine most eastern europeans hack and whine and only play their parba.cz or hungarian servers or polak servers and the french are jus plain nabs
#103 LaguNz «~» LZ (PmP` )  7 Jan 2009 20:46	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... Stupid comment about these countries, we own you all on LAN wars...
#102 sosJEJE (maximum)  7 Jan 2009 18:42	Reply
they also take smoking breaks all the time its well annoying :<
#101 kiddow (taken)  7 Jan 2009 16:52	Reply
EDIT : HUNGARY = HACKLAND
#100 SLT^Destiny (SLT^)  7 Jan 2009 15:04	Reply
[bU]Taboen wrote: WIN! XD Very true, though.. I mean, just look at them! Yuck! Considering how fucking ugly your face is I doubt you'd pull one anyway. The UK is the most abusive because we don't give a fuck about our own country or any other for that matter. We may be less sociable than the US, but we are the least socially-retarded in Europe. Whenever I go abroad in Europe everyone hates each other. You say our women are ugly, yet I have to search quite a lot of Europe to find someone actually worth hitting on. A lot of them look mutated and weird. I'd actually say Israel had some of the hottest. In social terms, the Spanish, they're alright. Germans can be quite fun too. Dutch people cannot carry a conversation in real life for shit, they also think heroin is legal in Scotland. Their accents also make them sound retarded, Amsterdam is a shit hole and the majority of males are so horrible to look at they have to hire prostitues. That said, I love my dutch friends. They're just fucking ugly.
#99 Irish-Ranger ([BiS])  6 Jan 2009 23:09	Reply
{PøëT}Trøján wrote: BIG UP THE IRISH, YES WE RULE xD But down the local, i saw this hot arsed chick all by herself ....... xD down the local mate, did ya get in her lol. Come On the Irish, Best Games Ever, Does it matter, just get drunk lol no problems. Any lads from Eire, send message lads, i hail from Tyrone, glad to have a drink with a few Irish Gamers!!
#98 {PøëT}Trøján ({PøëT})  6 Jan 2009 21:58	Reply
BIG UP THE IRISH, YES WE RULE xD But down the local, i saw this hot arsed chick all by herself ....... xD
#97 enZ' ♥ (rListic)  6 Jan 2009 18:19	Reply
#1.MAAX- wrote: nando wrote: Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE it's crap anyway a uk pound is equal to a euro ;>! why are the most of the woman in the uk always ugly as hell?
#96 [SHARP]srø ([SHARP] )  6 Jan 2009 16:43	Reply
Viriato wrote: Now with wireless we can use more the internet in Portugal because is not funny to be in the beach having some beers and watching beautiful girls with a cable always behind us... You watch porn on the beach?
#95 Viriato ([K]arma.BFS)  6 Jan 2009 14:02	Reply
Now with wireless we can use more the internet in Portugal because is not funny to be in the beach having some beers and watching beautiful girls with a cable always behind us...
#94 zuKa- (WFP )  5 Jan 2009 21:13	Reply
we don't fake dutchies! they want to fake our education ^^
#93 #1.MAAX- (#1.)  5 Jan 2009 19:49	Reply
nando wrote: Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE it's crap anyway a uk pound is equal to a euro ;>!
#92 U-GoD aka B-NooB (DmK )  5 Jan 2009 19:40	Reply
hahahaha most of it is truee, only the part of france/irish ppl isnt
#91 Kiwi ([Tx])  5 Jan 2009 16:44	Reply
I personally think that dutch players are the most immature. Anywayz, what vigo said about teamspeak is so true. roflmao nice funny view of nationalities
#90 gaiia (gaiia)  5 Jan 2009 08:33	Reply
Portugal = All Fifa, Trackmania, all that crap Spain = http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1627732
#89 Vigo (Vigo)  4 Jan 2009 22:52	Reply
As a dutchy i want to add to this: If you join a dutch teamspeak channel, with ages 16-25. They are probably flaming, laughing at a team mate or opponents. No teamplay or tactics. gg@blog
#88 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  4 Jan 2009 19:35	Reply
[APOTA]AdderS wrote: Errlloyd i think what nando the english person was saying was basically : England seems to be a major area for immigrants which I think is worse then most countries. English people want to leave because of the weather etc. which is a really crap excuse . Also the reason England is down atm is due to credit crunch and fat people who are normally foreign and now are classified as english people And booze culture which loads of people think is amazing though it actually isnt sort of sums england up really . I live their full of chavs etc, people who speak worse english then you people . Bla bla Do I detect just a hint of sarcasm in your opening line ?
#87 [APOTA]AdderS (APOTA )  4 Jan 2009 19:06	Reply
Errlloyd i think what nando the english person was saying was basically : England seems to be a major area for immigrants which I think is worse then most countries. English people want to leave because of the weather etc. which is a really crap excuse . Also the reason England is down atm is due to credit crunch and fat people who are normally foreign and now are classified as english people And booze culture which loads of people think is amazing though it actually isnt sort of sums england up really . I live their full of chavs etc, people who speak worse english then you people . Bla bla
#86 feat.s3m3nt3 (ehe)  4 Jan 2009 19:04	Reply
Totally true! there is no internet here in portugal or spain... but we have sangrrria
#85 czelog (plaY)  4 Jan 2009 07:28	Reply
Where are polish cheaters?
#84 MagmA (iLoGik)  3 Jan 2009 20:13	Reply
St@rl!ght wrote: Well, i am German, i am not 14 but 35 and i speak well english. I don't abuse on Servers or whatever, so what you wrote there about Germans, i think you only talk about children, but not about the older ones. I don't agree at all...Its bullshit and not really funny for me...But, ok, if that should be fun, well, than i will laugh also.... * LOL* GreetZ ahaha Dont take it serious and laugh about it Sylvia :P
#83 St@rl!ght (St@rl!ght)  3 Jan 2009 17:57	Reply
Well, i am German, i am not 14 but 35 and i speak well english. I don't abuse on Servers or whatever, so what you wrote there about Germans, i think you only talk about children, but not about the older ones. I don't agree at all...Its bullshit and not really funny for me...But, ok, if that should be fun, well, than i will laugh also.... * LOL* GreetZ
#82 «G!N»Hoppel («G!N» )  3 Jan 2009 10:57	Reply
Fucking nice one
#81 Haus Arafna (sC)  2 Jan 2009 23:19	Reply
WRESISTANCE, LUL DAT IZ FUTILEZ ;-)
#80 MagmA (iLoGik)  2 Jan 2009 22:08	Reply
ahha Im french and tbh I just can say you give a good picture of frenchies, tbh frenchies are worse xD.
#79 NC|GSX-R (NC| )  2 Jan 2009 10:12	Reply
lmfao I'm dutch and your dutch part made me laugh. Guess their is some truth in it.
#78 [rdy!|D5] ([D5])  2 Jan 2009 10:02	Reply
haha i laughed specialy about the german parts... you said in other words... WE GERMANS OWN YOU ALL!!!! realy great work... the Belgium part was Pants wetting... have to read it again... need... too... laughe.... again.....
#77 oZo'oothefuxthat? (oZo'oothefuxtha)  2 Jan 2009 08:53	Reply
+1, pretty funny if you don't take it serious.
#76 [bU]Taboen (bU)  1 Jan 2009 15:30	Reply
Xan1 wrote: I woud not live in UK for all the money of this world, nando :P I consider an average english girl ugly. That is why you english love to travel abroad. So you coud actually meet a girl that doesnt look like a two-legged cow WIN! XD Very true, though.. I mean, just look at them! Yuck!
#75 NyteMyre (*CB*)  1 Jan 2009 13:05	Reply
Haha, nice one. I laughed about the dutchies and germans part (i'm dutch) because it's so true Also, dutch is one of few languages that uses diseases as abuse. Where a lot of language uses family and genitals in one sentence, we like to wish everyone the most horrible causes in the world. pretty weird when I think about it.
#74 {-BBA-}FrozenGhost ({-BBA-})  1 Jan 2009 09:17	Reply
haha what a prat.
#73 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  1 Jan 2009 00:21	Reply
nando wrote: Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE I love the way you and a lot of the other English originating comments serve to completely back-up what I said. If you google Quality of Life Index you will see how you really stand, 27th in the world. With Canada the surprise leader atm but it was Ireland last month, we have plummeted due to economic downturn. Anyway Switzerland is probably the most consistent which is why your most valued sportsman Lewis Hamilton lives there.
#72 Xan1 (O3S)  31 Dec 2008 23:26	Reply
I woud not live in UK for all the money of this world, nando :P I consider an average english girl ugly. That is why you english love to travel abroad. So you coud actually meet a girl that doesnt look like a two-legged cow
#71 nando (nando)  31 Dec 2008 19:04	Reply
Lol the reason people from UK whine to others is because we are far superior to the rest of the european p00rs, we have more money,wealth, better standard of living and we ruled 75% of the planet. Eastern European people are all pikeys who like to pickpocket and queue for bread and milk and live under a communist regime. Dutchies are ok imo they have weed legal over there, only thing with the dutchies is they are a very ugly nation with faces like deperate dan and are all 7 foot tall and 8 stone. I dont even bother to talk about germans as they are probably the most arrogant nation on the earth. The uk has to be the best place to live otherwise why would all the p00r nations send busloads over here to work, because they get paid 10 times more than they do in there own countries END OF DEBATE
#70 FuzzEEEh (HAXLAND)  31 Dec 2008 18:12	Reply
lmfao ace blog proper funny to read and it is pretty much all true
#69 .dream > miliano- (oOo. )  31 Dec 2008 12:49	Reply
haaha thats a good blog mate
#68 r!x` (-PK-)  31 Dec 2008 11:11	Reply
sadly it's all true.. ;p
#67 sardinemaster (d9)  31 Dec 2008 10:16	Reply
I can prove Portugal exists! I just can't prove they have internet, because I'm not living there right now Good Laugh.
#66 DarkRifle (BEL )  31 Dec 2008 09:27	Reply
The part about the belgians couldn't be more wrong we actually dont like/hate the dutchies and want to be like them. And the flemish (dutch part of belgium) hate it to speak french I WO1 we still had a small part of belgium which was independant. WO2.. welll.. western europe was owned by 1 guy.. and I dont like stereotypes. Most of all stereotypes are wrong.
#65 cinn (db )  31 Dec 2008 00:52	Reply
great read, agree with u on most points
#64 Turb (-NC-)  30 Dec 2008 22:25	Reply
funny shit and your irish ! , its a generalization of us as a group a stereotypical view from one guy about how he see's the other countries players as a whole. you gotta see the funny side , there is no other way to take it , i Like and Dislike players from all those countries and more , you get good and bad from all countries surely we all know that deep down in our hearts really
#63 Boo!Dancing Lobster (Boo!)  30 Dec 2008 19:51	Reply
Wahahahaha I LoL'ed, nice post xD
#62 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  30 Dec 2008 19:18	Reply
*VoM*Kensei wrote: This would be a nice blog... if the author would check his facts. He makes some gross mistakes about the world war ect (BE never got defeated in ww1 while NL was neutral). And it's a gross insult towards 'Eastern Europe" to paint them off as one whole. They are not 'that stuff behind the wall' anymore, but individual nations with individual (as well as common) histories. Ah well. European Nationalism will override this bullshit and i enjoyed my stay in ireland >.> Lol your such a knob you know that, do you want me to write a paragraph about every European nation? You fuss about me labelling "Eastern Europe" something I immediately confessed to earlier one, but seem to ignore that I put Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark in one group and Spain and Portugal in one too. I didn't even mention Spain Switzerland or Austria. Belgium didn't get defeated, but they got walked all over, both times. FACT.
#61 AlterEgo (H2k-Gaming )  30 Dec 2008 16:00	Reply
+1 for the dutch explanation and +1 for the finish [scandinavia]
#60 *VoM*Kensei (*VoM* )  30 Dec 2008 12:18	Reply
This would be a nice blog... if the author would check his facts. He makes some gross mistakes about the world war ect (BE never got defeated in ww1 while NL was neutral). And it's a gross insult towards 'Eastern Europe" to paint them off as one whole. They are not 'that stuff behind the wall' anymore, but individual nations with individual (as well as common) histories. Ah well. European Nationalism will override this bullshit and i enjoyed my stay in ireland >.>
#59 Addersreborn (Addersreborn)  30 Dec 2008 12:11	Reply
Sadly i am arrogantly confident, but i can be since i can beat irish people all the time who are also very arrogantly confident which makes me more arrogantly confident thus making me beat more irish people which makes me listen to more and more of there crap you cant understand even though their speaking english which should be called jibberish since its not even english its more shit coming out their mouths You try to speak to them but they say 'Come on then you English twat' . Then you flick them in the head and they die ... lol sorry about that . Just dont understand that crap - Also dont read all that stuff above it is just a comment. Since i know i might get a phone call soon ' Weve placed a bomb under your car which will go off in 10 mins' . IRA . Though i do agree irish people are slightly too laid back . And english people are arrogantly confident but to me thats good since we can be since we have done alot more then ireland
#58 LAMEBELGIAN. (LAMEBELGIAN.)  30 Dec 2008 11:55	Reply
Most of it = true except teh fact u forgot to call teh polish guys AKA haxors
#57 meZi (slayers ' )  30 Dec 2008 00:25	Reply
haha nice one too bad 'eastern europe' is not detailed
#56 relax (reskilled )  29 Dec 2008 16:32	Reply
R1CKZ wrote: YES! I finally know relax wants to be a dutchman, cause he is the only 1 around taking a smoke break.... nice blog, i allways thought it would be different in all the games, but it apears to be the same all over the gaming scene. you still can't seem to get over losing against me, and this blog still doesn't explain why you so desperately want to be black and live in the ghetto
#55 eX`iMpure (eX` )  29 Dec 2008 15:09	Reply
Big lolz mate ^^ Hilarious blogpost!!
#54 0uterArmy ' (¦ß¦)  29 Dec 2008 12:36	Reply
If Spain exists? silly cunt get aids
#53 R1CKZ (db )  29 Dec 2008 09:38	Reply
YES! I finally know relax wants to be a dutchman, cause he is the only 1 around taking a smoke break.... nice blog, i allways thought it would be different in all the games, but it apears to be the same all over the gaming scene.
#52 JeremY- (:>PGS<: )  29 Dec 2008 01:39	Reply
LALZ I can agree with some of ur statements ;P
#51 OrY!On (sj )  29 Dec 2008 00:14	Reply
Loved it.
#50 blitzkrieg (:>PGS<: )  29 Dec 2008 00:06	Reply
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY NICE
#49 Celph Titled (mvp ')  28 Dec 2008 23:51	Reply
HAHAHA this is fucking brilliant! I fucking love the part about spain and portugal (the same could be said about arabs ^^), it really cracked me up. If people cant take a fucking joke then you are all pathetic cunts. lmao at the people responding seriously to this, you people are the ones with no lives. *** (pointing to the douchebags below me) ***
#48 dennis- (cloud.9 >)  28 Dec 2008 23:33	Reply
hey mate, go outside, take alcohol or smtng, fuck some girls, and live the life, being 24/7 here isnt helping u
#47 AleX (¦ß¦)  28 Dec 2008 23:31	Reply
I think you must be BAD LOOKING..
#46 Nuno. (.)  28 Dec 2008 23:24	Reply
FAIL
#45 RaZieL (Cob.)  28 Dec 2008 23:10	Reply
The thing about Belgian people is wroooooong, really we should have a talk about it but the text in general is pretty funny xD
#44 bio (no1 )  28 Dec 2008 22:27	Reply
So lastly the Irish hero's, I find general Irish gamers to be pretty low players and they are also gays, seriously go on an Irish ts during a match and you will find they are not concentrating at all, "oh boy, down the pub last night a huge nigga just made a big cum on my white pale ass......." gives a real long story that eventually ends with an argument about whether or not David Beckham could penetrate an irish in the ass. This is why I love Ireland. omg gay?
#43 Metoch / sN (BEL )  28 Dec 2008 22:16	Reply
funny but you coçuldn't be more wrong about the Belgians as we don't resemble dutchies AT ALL :] Nice try tho... :P
#42 .:Dest!N:. (|RA|)  28 Dec 2008 20:52	Reply
I would like to take out my mind about question of Eastern Europe. I'm 17 and I'm from Poland and sometimes it's really hard to play with team from other countries because they've got ping for about 40-50 lower and then You can feel difference in playing. But we try to solve this problem buying serwers in UK in spite of it's expensive (for us). And matter of Germans and War and holocaust shouldn't be move anytime, because it hurts and it is past.
#41 skorpan (skorpan)  28 Dec 2008 15:01	Reply
omg.. you forgot the Arabs FFS!! And your totaly right about Germans.. But hey, what ever you do, dont mention the War to them..
#40 Kilteam (Kilteam)  28 Dec 2008 13:24	Reply
i even needed to laugh on the part of my own country XD
#39 skorpan (skorpan)  28 Dec 2008 10:43	Reply
omg.. you forgot the Arabs FFS!! And your totaly right about Germans.. But hey, what ever you do, dont mention the War to them..
#38 jOHnnY (b.)  28 Dec 2008 09:41	Reply
the end of the story was pretty nice but we all love our country anyway nice topic - agreed with most of the stuff
#37 E5R (sR|)  28 Dec 2008 04:32	Reply
lol - n1 ErrLloyd! Good read indeed
#36 SEIFER ([+])  28 Dec 2008 00:17	Reply
Spain and Portugal: I don't think the internet has got to Spain and Portugal yet, like I never see them anywhere, is anyone sure those countries exist, someone prove it.... You are such a retarded, but whatever...
#35 Lalablubbfisch (d.zone#)  27 Dec 2008 21:52	Reply
+1 german readin thiz against ya expectationz actually, you moan about others moaning. interesting... i wonder how your mental age is, considering this blog, summarized: haha me is leet pwnz teh rest lolz (+offense). e: i shouldn't have laughed about the asian part, but your "facts" are quite amusing.
#34 Styli (sS*)  27 Dec 2008 15:22	Reply
+1
#33 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  26 Dec 2008 19:14	Reply
Elex^ wrote: what about pl :P ? Sorry I did a very arrogant thing and Labelled you all as "Eastern European" I did the same thing to "Scandinavia"
#32 Elex^ (plaY^ )  26 Dec 2008 11:34	Reply
what about pl :P ?
#31 waw (waw)  26 Dec 2008 10:08	Reply
true.
#30 meCkz` (-splendid.-)  26 Dec 2008 00:49	Reply
haha like this blog .nl is right .de is right .en is right simply love it
#29 [SHARP]srø ([SHARP] )  25 Dec 2008 22:15	Reply
imo people need to lighten up a bit ^^
#28 ThundeR (Rth Gaming pl)  25 Dec 2008 22:08	Reply
hah simply amazing
#27 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  25 Dec 2008 18:56	Reply
NC|D.E.N.K. wrote: Being Belgian myself, I immediatly read the Belgian part after which I had to conclude that you're ignorant in every way I then read the other parts and I came to the same conclusion I then came to the final conclusion that you are ignorant and don't have many friends ^^ edit: awesome blogpost though, you made me smile ^^ Well thanks....
#26 NC|D.E.N.K. (NC| )  25 Dec 2008 18:49	Reply
Being Belgian myself, I immediatly read the Belgian part after which I had to conclude that you're ignorant in every way I then read the other parts and I came to the same conclusion I then came to the final conclusion that you are ignorant and don't have many friends ^^ edit: awesome blogpost though, you made me smile ^^
#25 Shabouwcaw (Shabouwcaw)  25 Dec 2008 16:28	Reply
GregJackson wrote: What a surprise, the author is Irish. I don't think you should dish it out unless you can include the same level of self criticism, even if it is all tongue-in-cheek. lol he just re-enforced every stereotype of irish drunken messiness and didnt put one positive out, except for the fact that they are rambling drunken idiots... let me guess, you're english? typical colonial point of view, just accept the fact that we're better at pretty much everything, rugby, wars and now blog writing :P
#24 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  24 Dec 2008 18:06	Reply
GregJackson wrote: What a surprise, the author is Irish. I don't think you should dish it out unless you can include the same level of self criticism, even if it is all tongue-in-cheek. Again I didn't say the Irish were very good, if I had maybe I would have said they were amazingly good gamers. I have also genuinely never met one that annoyed me.
#23 GregJackson (CB)  24 Dec 2008 15:45	Reply
What a surprise, the author is Irish. I don't think you should dish it out unless you can include the same level of self criticism, even if it is all tongue-in-cheek.
#22 Yui (Guido)  24 Dec 2008 07:46	Reply
Anyone not understanding that this shouldn't be taken seriously is failing at having any sense of humour. In my honest opinion that is ^^
#21 Evangael (drH)  23 Dec 2008 22:44	Reply
MasterChief wrote: Go get yourself a pint of Guiness and argue with your mates about where to find that illusive pot of gold. F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C PS: "Belgians are just wanna be dutchies in every way" It's the other way around
#20 Radyaw (Radyaw)  23 Dec 2008 17:06	Reply
Devix wrote: Dutchies biggest whiners ever.... kanker! I couldn't resist (:
#19 lykke li ツ (myprec |)  23 Dec 2008 16:05	Reply
senseless.. nice racism btw.
#18 Devix (Xybrid)  23 Dec 2008 14:11	Reply
Dutchies biggest whiners ever....
#17 [SHARP]srø ([SHARP] )  23 Dec 2008 13:25	Reply
Entertaining read, and interesting how the first comment is a moaning dutchy proving you right.
#16 Predator (stb )  23 Dec 2008 12:58	Reply
We Dutchies just smoke a lot!
#15 Ark (Supersweet 16 )  22 Dec 2008 22:22	Reply
nice read, some were quite spot on while others I might not agree with. gj still
#14 Ducky (.:DCSB:. )  22 Dec 2008 21:55	Reply
Love it, especially the belgium part, which is sadly so true.
#13 iceman (-Qg-)  22 Dec 2008 20:31	Reply
great read ^_^ but actually it's the french who never speak english
#12 Shabouwcaw (Shabouwcaw)  22 Dec 2008 19:54	Reply
Thank you taboen :P glad to see you took it the right way :P no offence intended xD I thought this was pretty funny tbh.. better than your last blogs Lloyd.. stopped taking yourself seriously :P nah, i find your stuff well written, laid out and humerus.. keep up the good work, its generally good for a lol or a massive comment flame thread xD
#11 GoldenZ (GoldenZ)  22 Dec 2008 13:18	Reply
accurate 100 %
#10 FûR¥! (