Sequels are never as good as the originals (except for Cruel Intentions 2, but that's just cause those two girls in the shower were FIT!!), and this will be no exception. This bad boy is going to be basing opinions on one or two players I know well from each country and therefore be more generalized and inaccurate than the first (is that even possible) so lets go!

Russia: When Napolean went into Russia, he got owned. When Hitler went into Russia he got owned and now when I go into Russia I get owned. I have discovered the problem. Fucking PINGS. 60 years ago Hitler had no idea what a ping was, he went in there probably lagging like a pornaholic with Utorrent open and got dominated. Russians of all nationalities seem least able to comprehend what difference pings make, they just assume your going to play on their servers (which they made themselves while in a Siberian Gulag). As for skillz pretty average as far as I can tell.

Italy: Italians are so laid back you would be forgiven for thinking they are absent. Honestly in the first clan I was ever in (4 year later I am still here lol) the guy who joined at the same time as me was Italian, he played for a week then fell asleep. He's gone now. Italy is famous for hot cars, chic women and good food, but lets face it, a Ferrari can't even make it 53 laps around Hungaroring without blowing up, (F1 joke, I am sad), Pasta and Pizza are the two easiest things in the world to cook and the last decent Italian babe is now married to the fucking president of France.....

Israel: As most of you do not know (because gamers tend to live in holes) Israel recently attacked Palestine (Lebanon), meaning most Israeli gamers are doing the real thing at the moment Which is good, cause they can't hack in the real thing. In fact I am fairly tempted to go out there and get my own back right now. Israel is home to many of the worlds biggest religions, Jerusalem is there along with the heads of Judaism and Bahai. So why are all Israeli players such dickheads? Surely they should be pious to at least one faith!!

Poland: Many people were annoyed I didn't specifically delve into Eastern Europeans last time out, here it is. Polish players seem to be the best of that slightly dodge group coming from your right hand side. It can be sometimes hard to tell the difference but if you want my opinion Poles are much more up for buying UK than most of their close neighbours. Probably cause most of them live in the UK.

Hungarians: Contrary to Poles, Hungarians tend to screw you over with shit servers all the time. There skills are however in some way acceptable, like they train a lot. According to the British Embassy Association Hungarian is the hardest language in the world to learn, so they should find English a piece of piss, but for someone unknown reason when you ask "where is server" they seem to have forgotten they were fluent a minute ago......

Canada: When I joined this clan back in the absolute Dee Ayy Why Eee it was led by an Englishman and three Canadians. I put myself in a pretty good place to say what every Canadian in the world is like based on these three. Firstly they are incapable of training, possibly because an 8 pm session was 3pm over there... Owned. Secondly they were incapable of turning up for matches.... I was an clueless gamer and figured any ping between 50 and 300 was acceptable to play on, but I had been gaming for like a month. They should have known better.

Ok that's the far insuperior version of the first, if you want your country covered in a third send me a message or comment on this bad boy. If you have anything to say about a previously unmentioned country... help me... lol.

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#96 treska (hohen)  6 May 2012 13:23	Reply
Fuckin great true and awesome!!!!!!
#95 Ninja (search team!)  3 Jan 2012 18:34	Reply
good job #2
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#93 nn (xG)  1 Jul 2011 18:05	Reply
when will everyone understand that it doesnt matter where you came from, we are all equal .. =P and it wasnt my decision to born in a country like Hungary, but I was born here and have to live with it .. and i hate it when people always come up with this thirdie shit just cuz they are in a richer country .. what about the personality and so on ? maybe these so called "thirdie" countries' people worth 100x more .. people saying this thirdie shit are all arrogant and egoistic + brainless
#92 stevenz (testify )  11 Jan 2011 00:52	Reply
Russia>3
#91 stajl (aQuila )  19 Jul 2010 12:34	Reply
hckrzZje* wrote: im going to call Hitler to erase some people from earth just shut up idiot and stop insulting hun's slo's pol's.. Yes it's true that there are a lot of hackers beetween us. And? Other countries got hackers too. You should think before doing racism idiot..
#90 botiZ (eP)  6 Jul 2010 23:07	Reply
haha funny
#89 joe (spacecowboy.)  22 May 2010 07:38	Reply
hmm sequal is pretty cool
#88 Q (hazrd)  18 May 2010 05:49	Reply
LOL say more about israeli players Cherry sounded well pissed Abuse her some more
#87 slashSTARRR (SC)  9 May 2010 05:45	Reply
DO ESTONIA!
#86 Slyde (B-S x )  25 Apr 2010 16:23	Reply
Yeah , say something about Romania.(its a country rofl)
#85 ul (FIMt)  2 Apr 2010 22:56	Reply
Impressive m8, surely you know everything about every single land you've put there, and this is what disappoints me the most about European people. You know, no offence, but it is retarded to write about something you're not aware of (or read in a newspaper). Isn't it convenient to stick to a story that a jerk, that all he cares about is rating, wrote in such a toilet paper? (same goes for any "infomative" material). If you really want to criticize fairly, you should visit in Israel and see what's happening for yourself, 'till then you don't have any right to write about it. And about the "dickheads" description, I can get you a list of dickhead from all over the globe - and not just Israel - But I assume you already know this, but it just looks like you are connecting this definition to Israeli's only :< too bad. Peace
#84 -=(FBT)=-Kruchy (-=(FBT3)=-)  7 Oct 2009 17:47	Reply
nrzx wrote: all polish should be barried alive, gj tough.. most country's hack.. and then i mean the 3rd world ones.. thinking they can actually game.. Bury himself alive. Greets.
#83 22SAS|HaZe (22SAS|)  12 Sep 2009 07:58	Reply
cHerry wrote: you littile fuck israeli players are such dickheads????????? you fucking nazi if i see you iwould brake your hands and your legs you fucker its ment to be a joke ... why take it to heart + you fucking nazi if i see you iwould brake your hands and your legs you fucker kinda makes hes point true dont ya think??
#82 ThundeR (GravioraManent)  27 Aug 2009 17:33	Reply
nrzx wrote: all polish should be barried alive, gj tough.. most country's hack.. and then i mean the 3rd world ones.. thinking they can actually game.. said guy from #1 on ban lists of all countries
#81 dejv (imp)  14 Aug 2009 21:14	Reply
slovenia ! <3
#80 cHerry (israeli)  12 Aug 2009 15:59	Reply
you littile fuck israeli players are such dickheads????????? you fucking nazi if i see you iwould brake your hands and your legs you fucker
#79 VorthEX-- (VorthEX--)  12 Jul 2009 09:13	Reply
Hektor, this is just a "balance" of each country.
#78 Ice CRO Killa (Ice CRO Killa)  8 Jul 2009 09:44	Reply
Make another one...with Croatia...xDDD...good job m8...
#77 Pipic #12 (Pipic #12)  29 Jun 2009 07:39	Reply
SLOVENIA =)
#76 Hektor (!D )  21 Jun 2009 10:38	Reply
another useless blog. judging countries, even if its a joke, based on stupid 12year old kids...
#75 MaRiNkO (bb )  14 Jun 2009 19:00	Reply
Croatia not here ... ccc ... ccc ...
#74 sprEEEzy (cG')  26 May 2009 12:13	Reply
Fof noob where is croatia? :S
#73 centraL (sYnck)  24 Apr 2009 12:39	Reply
ESTONIA. World's best ET team, a very considerable CS team, TrackMania, etc
#72 nrzx (d|)  22 Apr 2009 20:11	Reply
all polish should be barried alive, gj tough.. most country's hack.. and then i mean the 3rd world ones.. thinking they can actually game..
#71 Elex^ (plaY^ )  9 Apr 2009 20:02	Reply
Yey Polish lads are cheaters... true like always ;s ps: im also from pl. but comment about french guys is so true... gl in next part.
#70 Snake (Snake)  4 Apr 2009 20:18	Reply
Yes yess , balkan states. :P
#69 Snake (Snake)  4 Apr 2009 20:13	Reply
Yes yess , balkan states. :P
#68 Snake (Snake)  4 Apr 2009 20:11	Reply
Yes yess , balkan states. :P
#67 Kyv1kalka (Kyv1kalka)  26 Mar 2009 15:56	Reply
ru & hu description roxx gj!
#66 «°C»Spirit_uS («°C» )  18 Mar 2009 22:28	Reply
awesome man : gj xD
#65 Kypez (rockit.)  4 Mar 2009 09:24	Reply
haha fucking funny again hu + ru descriptions are nice
#64 FyFy (#r4f)  26 Feb 2009 21:35	Reply
kiddow wrote: Oliebol wrote: And i was thinking that whole poland lived in the netherlands.. Watch out, they're taking over our world! ye theyre working at a farm in my village *no offense* skunk farm ?>
#63 kiddow (DB)  26 Feb 2009 11:41	Reply
Oliebol wrote: And i was thinking that whole poland lived in the netherlands.. Watch out, they're taking over our world! ye theyre working at a farm in my village *no offense*
#62 FyFy (#r4f)  22 Feb 2009 16:33	Reply
Oliebol wrote: And i was thinking that whole poland lived in the netherlands.. Watch out, they're taking over our world! well you don't have world
#61 Oliebol (Oliebol)  22 Feb 2009 11:43	Reply
And i was thinking that whole poland lived in the netherlands.. Watch out, they're taking over our world!
#60 wizi (wizi)  21 Feb 2009 19:13	Reply
delete my account!!!
#59 -=[G4L]=-Manc (-=[G4L]=-)  17 Feb 2009 15:17	Reply
FyFy wrote: Let me have word here YES I am polish and I do live in your country and again YES I do shopping around like a muppet going to newark every week on sunday probably like yourself........ reason for that is thing's here much cheaper than in eastern europe I mean getting better money paying less .. And the fact most of germans ,dutch,russians,french ,brits and other lads from shitholes are wankers they hax as much as we do ... they are just to thick to admit it .... And what s about Irish lads butchers running around with knife's waiting to stab somebody .. ? Little advise for non irish if you go into a fight with irish fellow hmmm DON'T becouse he will pull out a knife if you do it also he will pull out a gun and shot you down there s no way to win it they've got plenty of screwdrivers too... would like to see something about Irleand in third part GL LoL where the hell in Uk you live i didnt know we had our very own War Zone, lol you must be a muppet why else would some1 wanna stabb you unless your in debt with a drug dealer ^^
#58 FyFy (#r4f)  15 Feb 2009 11:04	Reply
Let me have word here YES I am polish and I do live in your country and again YES I do shopping around like a muppet going to newark every week on sunday probably like yourself........ reason for that is thing's here much cheaper than in eastern europe I mean getting better money paying less .. And the fact most of germans ,dutch,russians,french ,brits and other lads from shitholes are wankers they hax as much as we do ... they are just to thick to admit it .... And what s about Irish lads butchers running around with knife's waiting to stab somebody .. ? Little advise for non irish if you go into a fight with irish fellow hmmm DON'T becouse he will pull out a knife if you do it also he will pull out a gun and shot you down there s no way to win it they've got plenty of screwdrivers too... would like to see something about Irleand in third part GL
#57 Z3uS (Monsters)  13 Feb 2009 21:35	Reply
CZECH REPUBLIC PWN ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#56 hckrzw0w~ (xG)  7 Feb 2009 19:36	Reply
ur bad amish :S
#55 «ñG»`DD*~ («ñG»)  6 Feb 2009 18:58	Reply
LoL funny shit man.. Don't listen to those nerdfags laming about you being a prejudice..
#54 zs!rcsot@ny (REG)  5 Feb 2009 12:16	Reply
"so they should find English a piece of piss" nice
#53 zs!rcsot@ny (REG)  5 Feb 2009 11:01	Reply
"so they should find English a piece of piss" nice
#52 Mac (HUN )  5 Feb 2009 02:56	Reply
hahahha the hungarian part is so true ) nice to see some humorous ppl around
#51 ATZPAC.blazY ♥ (ATZPAC )  2 Feb 2009 15:20	Reply
Troy McClure wrote: blazY ♥ wrote: put up serbia ill give u some help poor Sad cunts who dont have ANY good players all have cracked games and on IRC they msg every person with Server ON with the words Cracked? Vazno "ba" da vi niste cunts ... u dont even know what it means "Djogani Fantastiko" ur name shows how retarded ur people are
#50 nMd! (NED )  2 Feb 2009 13:05	Reply
still funny
#49 {DUB}SpiRiT` ({DUB} )  2 Feb 2009 10:25	Reply
"Fucking PINGS. 60 years ago Hitler had no idea what a ping was, he went in there probably lagging like a pornaholic with Utorrent open and got dominated." ROFLMAO
#48 Troy McClure (M@W )  1 Feb 2009 04:31	Reply
blazY ♥ wrote: put up serbia ill give u some help poor Sad cunts who dont have ANY good players all have cracked games and on IRC they msg every person with Server ON with the words Cracked? Vazno "ba" da vi niste cunts ...
#47 deadLine'jam (deadLine' )  31 Jan 2009 23:33	Reply
hckrzZje* wrote: im going to call Hitler to erase some people from earth Let's start by yourself first !
#46 amish (SLO )  31 Jan 2009 17:13	Reply
hckrzZje* wrote: There isnt any lan in slovenia, and i have never seen recently a slovenian team in the top of cod series by participating at offline events, because they only hack behind your monitor to get those inet points and to annoy people and they dont want to show their face or if they do, they fear to be bullied by all the people because they're shit sry, but nobody rly cares about an opinion of a low/med gamer :s
#45 TYRANOUS (GRE )  30 Jan 2009 09:40	Reply
Yui wrote: ThundeR wrote: There is still no croatia or greece They're too noob to be mentioned, says enough. ....
#44 swolka (WDC)  29 Jan 2009 21:27	Reply
nice one. Waiting for continue. Smth about Polhax plz.
#43 icek0ld_c1LL4H?! (ALi)  29 Jan 2009 18:22	Reply
$toNed^ wrote: entertaining read but both blogs are just bullshit when it comes to the truth. kind of, but ain't that part of the joke?
#42 blazY ♥ (eMber)  28 Jan 2009 19:28	Reply
hckrzZje* wrote: There isnt any lan in slovenia, and i have never seen recently a slovenian team in the top of cod series by participating at offline events, because they only hack behind your monitor to get those inet points and to annoy people and they dont want to show their face or if they do, they fear to be bullied by all the people because they're shit Your a retard, ok im not slovanian and i dnt give a shit about them im in UK rite now just one thing to say, you frenchies are one of the most hacking and devius fuckers around, take a look at bf because of the french tweaks were implemented and now no one but frenchies play it because the more tweaks the better u are and they know them all. dont make me link u 2 some french fcks hacking on my xfire video and its always frenchies..... take a look at PB banns its always americans and frenchies on the list
#41 Ecko. (NGx2 |)  28 Jan 2009 09:44	Reply
that fact that you posted in this blog 4 times in a row means u loose. well done.
#40 hckrzZje* (OMGFAT!?!)  28 Jan 2009 02:00	Reply
im going to call Hitler to erase some people from earth
#39 hckrzZje* (OMGFAT!?!)  28 Jan 2009 01:59	Reply
There isnt any lan in slovenia, and i have never seen recently a slovenian team in the top of cod series by participating at offline events, because they only hack behind your monitor to get those inet points and to annoy people and they dont want to show their face or if they do, they fear to be bullied by all the people because they're shit
#38 hckrzZje* (OMGFAT!?!)  28 Jan 2009 01:58	Reply
U slovenians, polish and hungary peolple have always been known to hack because you are nerds , groups of nerds cheating to get inet points and to proove themself they can be usefull and known for what they do (by cheating?), but you are useless, you annoy people and you are wasting precious time of your life
#37 hckrzZje* (OMGFAT!?!)  28 Jan 2009 01:53	Reply
When you play cod2, more than the half of third worlds ( polishits, sloveshits, hongrishits ) hack.
#36 $toNed^ (Qy)  25 Jan 2009 18:05	Reply
entertaining read but both blogs are just bullshit when it comes to the truth.
#35 Z.Zajaki (Z )  25 Jan 2009 14:18	Reply
Ireland?
#34 Pink (-la- )  25 Jan 2009 12:34	Reply
oops 2x post xD great posting btw
#33 Pink (-la- )  25 Jan 2009 12:33	Reply
Finland, Sweden, Austria, Estonia, Swissland, Norway
#32 Masterbake (CB!)  25 Jan 2009 12:30	Reply
"As most of you do not know (because gamers tend to live in holes) Israel recently attacked Palestine (Lebanon)" Your hole may not be as deep as other peoples', but it's deep enough for you to believe Palestine and Lebanon are equivalent. Palestine is the area covered by Israel, Gaza and the West Bank. Lebanon is the nation north of Israel which it attacked in Summer 2006 to fight Hezbollah. The first blog post was funny, but if you're going to talk about nationalities first learn where the actual nations are.
#31 Ikazooka ([8])  23 Jan 2009 14:52	Reply
I lol'd at russia, the others weren't as good as your first version nice try though
#30 blazY ♥ (PENETRATE)  23 Jan 2009 03:25	Reply
put up serbia ill give u some help poor Sad cunts who dont have ANY good players all have cracked games and on IRC they msg every person with Server ON with the words Cracked?
#29 Bocca ([S.B.S][B])  23 Jan 2009 02:16	Reply
Russia was hilarious =)
#28 SUEDWASSERKROKODIL (Q.)  22 Jan 2009 09:10	Reply
haha, this guy is just funny
#27 Alfredt (FRS )  20 Jan 2009 14:16	Reply
hehe, well said ^^ But; Sequels are never as good as the originals (except for Cruel Intentions 2, but that's just cause those two girls in the shower were FIT!!) You're right about sequals, but CI 2 is deffinetely fun to watch *hint*
#26 dodo (ane)  19 Jan 2009 20:45	Reply
Yui wrote: ThundeR wrote: There is still no croatia or greece They're too noob to be mentioned, says enough. Totally dude.
#25 Zmade (SwPower[Bu]. )  19 Jan 2009 16:36	Reply
HAHAHA, Russian is the best one. Make a short story for Slovenia also.
#24 Oz1r1z (Oz1r1z)  19 Jan 2009 12:32	Reply
Ukraine plz
#23 stepo (nM )  19 Jan 2009 09:52	Reply
Funny how prejudices are made. I have read the first and this now and i can just reply, that whether people are cheating and abusing rules is so much depended on the clans not the countries. There are simply clans i hate and clans i like, but countries seem not really related.
#22 RaspAtan (RaspAtan)  18 Jan 2009 20:06	Reply
Chile please.....
#21 cQiix (|SSD|)  18 Jan 2009 18:57	Reply
ErrLloyd i find it funny that you have comments about all people from different countries... Just wondering if your parents ever gave you enough love cause your just full of hatred. Never saw 1 person so full of himself, Funniest thing ever if you ask me ... Make love or **** yourself
#20 kiddow (kiddow)  18 Jan 2009 12:19	Reply
this is very poor
#19 dct (|TuS|)  18 Jan 2009 04:16	Reply
scots are fags so are welsh, poland ftw smv b
#18 [GR-OF]Giorg0s_p ([GR-OF] )  17 Jan 2009 21:21	Reply
and Greeks!!
#17 SnakezZ ([UNC])  17 Jan 2009 17:51	Reply
Bring on the Scots and the Welsh now!
#16 SnakezZ ([UNC])  17 Jan 2009 17:47	Reply
Sequels are never as good as the originals (except for Cruel Intentions 2, but that's just cause those two girls in the shower were FIT!!) Definitely got this right. Good read thanks!
#15 shokzho (unique)  17 Jan 2009 14:32	Reply
had a good giggle what about croatians?
#14 FuzzEEEh (Wanker)  17 Jan 2009 13:59	Reply
lmao it was a good read imo maybe not as good as the first one but still pretty damn good, however cruel intentions 2 isn't as good as the 1st one I gotta say btw this is kinda weird but I get 30 ping on a server in kuwait and I live in London lol..
#13 DЯAKZ (TEH.BOWNED)  16 Jan 2009 22:20	Reply
Bosnia and Herzegovina
#12 rteNic (rdrpz)  16 Jan 2009 20:01	Reply
lolz (: very nice, I had a nice laugh : )
#11 N3M0 (9>eX|)  16 Jan 2009 19:46	Reply
say something about Romania , i'm curious about your opinion .
#10 [SHARP]srø ([SHARP] )  16 Jan 2009 18:44	Reply
trilogies is what's everything's about these days
#9 twrs (tI)  16 Jan 2009 17:19	Reply
J.K. Rowling would be impressed. I am not J.K. Rowling.
#8 Yui (Guido)  15 Jan 2009 20:55	Reply
ThundeR wrote: There is still no croatia or greece They're too noob to be mentioned, says enough.
#7 ThundeR (#GotOmlet?!)  15 Jan 2009 18:33	Reply
There is still no croatia or greece
#6 Ecko. (NGx2 |)  14 Jan 2009 19:58	Reply
ErrLloyd wrote: Ecko. wrote: do djibouti in ur next 1 lloyd.. add a map of where it actually is aswell ^o) Everyone knows Djibouti is in East Africa. tbh lloyd, only 3 people on the entire planet know where Djibouti is me u waz :P
#5 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  14 Jan 2009 19:43	Reply
Ecko. wrote: do djibouti in ur next 1 lloyd.. add a map of where it actually is aswell ^o) Everyone knows Djibouti is in East Africa.
#4 Ecko. (NGx2 |)  14 Jan 2009 19:07	Reply
do djibouti in ur next 1 lloyd.. add a map of where it actually is aswell ^o)
#3 Nez (NGx2 |)  14 Jan 2009 18:46	Reply
poor. dont do a sequal again
#2 ErrLloyd (NGx2 |)  14 Jan 2009 18:09	Reply
Oh ffs, I hardly know any Balkans.
#1 Xan1 (5A)  14 Jan 2009 16:33	Reply
heeeey, where are the balkan states DD

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