Hello and welcome again to a fine evening.
On a night that defines nerdness, several brave soldiers have chosen to play an official 5on5 clanbase ladder match instead of watching arsenal pummel the shit out of barca.
Since I really want to finish the final piece of my spliff, I’m not gonna come up with a huge story.
The two teams that met each other this evening were Epic #epic-gaming and #erAse.et.
Having faced each other two times before, we knew what the teams had to offer.
Since Runobro had to work late we came up with toNibeloni, our long lost teammate that finally had an evening free to play with us again. Thank you brosef.
Did you know btw that most black dragons are said to lay eggs that have a massive gold shell? I know, right. You learned something new, enjoy.
On to the matchreport now, since I said I’ll keep this short.
First map: Bremen B3.
Epic attacked first, and what an epic attack it was. Erase got rushed hard during first stage all the way up to when epic got the truck. Nothing more to say than that team epic had a very good attack and erase wasn’t doing well against is at all. This resulted in a pretty fast time of a little over 6 minutes for the attacking side.
Man to watch first round: no idea, just spec team epic for a good rush!
Then erase had to attack, not looking forward to it since it would be very difficult to beat. Ap0c decided to take his time by reconnecting and rebooting a few times until he had 125 stable fps again, the douche. Eventually they started attacking and did quite well, but epic managed to hold them off just long enough on the important points and managed to take the first map. 2-0 to epic.
Man to watch the second round: L4mpje, destroying eA attacking waves.
Did you know btw that there is actually a science called draconology. What fucktards they must be, right?
Second map: Supply.
Erase attacked first on this. And they did quite well. Most problems were found trying to get the command post and main gate. Due to decent teamwork at times they managed to get everything rolling well and got the gold about 8 minutes into the round. After this, truckdrive hero Ap0c jumped into the truck and drove it almost without stopping to a time of 9:20.
Man to watch this round: Ap0c, since I want to be watched for once, nerds.
Then came the second round in which epic attacked. eA defended quite well in the first stage, and it took epic almost 4 minutes to get the flag and a plant. After this it still got decently close because epic pushed through well. But in the end, eA managed to hold it off long enough. Score 2-2.
Man to watch this round: koop, with good damage.
Fact number 3: Dragons are mainly huge firespitting creatures with dark personalities and a dominant type of life. Except for the Flight of the Concords youtube vid about Albi the dragon, which can be found here: (url) [www.youtube.com] and some gay little purple hero dragon called spyro.
On to the deciding map: Grush.
Epic attacked first and did this very well in the first stage, managing to get the tank in 1:18. Pushing through towards the tank barrier they started to slow down a little. eA set up a good defense at the bridge and it took epic about 5 more minutes to escort the tank all the way. And even after this they didn’t manage to get cp for another 2 minutes or so. 8 minutes left on the clock and erase were looking good, defending the gold like true fairydust lions (???). Did you know btw that there is a nerd sitting next to me, farting like a nancy. True story.
In the end of this round eA managed to fullhold epic. 3-2 to erase.
Man to watch this round: toNi, fin-beast starting to warm up!
After this eA had to attack. Since they didn’t feel like playing another map, they used uberpro BossHK smokah tactics that got them the tank in 22 seconds. Thank you for your guidance dear Hannes, you taught us well. Straight after getting the tank, eA pushed through hard and got the tank escorted within a few more minutes. The bank stage was quite messy due to some of them spawnkilling instead of going for the gold straight away. They still managed to get everything in order quite quick and secured their victory. Epic guys left before the ending, which was alright with us since it was getting late alrdy.
Man to watch the final round: toNi once again!
4-2 to erase.et
Would like to thank everyone for making this possible. Special thanks to team-epic who put up a really good fight!
I would like to use this final moment to ask your attention once again for my love towards esSe. It is rumored that we are gay. We are not, we just like e-love a lot, so you can fuck off and have a nice day.
Final fact about dragons: People used to be really cool by wearing clothes with dragons on them. If you do so nowadays however, you are a proper piece of nerdy faggot. I still like dragons though and I dream about them every now and then. This does not make me a nerd as well, I’m just into epic tales, fantasy and a good laugh. Good night my dear readers.