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| "Booky is my name and gambling is my game"
Talita interviews mr. C. Booky
Several people have asked me if C.Booky really exists. You have probably all seen his picture on his personal homepage but I guess this just won't satisfy paranoid minds. I decided to put an end to all rumours (some have even suggested that a member of the CB team is in fact C.Booky !) by doing an interview with the man himself.My previous encounters with him suggested that I better be carefull not to be too inquisitive or impertinent so I carefully weighed each word I said to him and I made sure to laugh at all his jokes.
"Mr. Booky, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your house to do this interview."
(...)
"Okay, uhmm. One of our readers asked what the 'C' in your name stands for."
"I don't see the relevance young man, but it's Christophe. My friends call me Chris. And what's up with your name: "Talita" ? I got a niece with a name like that ! Are you a faggot or something ! Hah !"
"Hahahaha ! No Mr. Booky - please, I assure you I am not. But maybe we can agree on a simple rule for the rest of this interview: I ask the questions - you give the answers.
I'm just joking ofcourse !"
"Yeah, whatever, smartass. I'll do whatever I like. Tell me this: why are all these skando's leaving the coppa ? It seriously messes up my bookkeeping and it's bad for business. Have you pissed them off or something ?"
"Well, no not really. It's the internet mr. Booky. Bad connections and stuff like that."
"Hahahaha ! And you believe that ? Bad connections in Skandinavia is like pinguins in the Sahara. These guys are no Vikings - hell, they are lemmings, jumping off their fjords ! Whahahaha."
"These are strong words mr. Booky. I'm not sure if we can post this on our family site.
While we are on the subject of the internet: there is much talk about it and some say it will change our lives and the economy just like the industrial revolution in the beginning of this century. What are your views on this mr. Booky ? Is it just a hype ?"
"Don't talk to me about the industrial revolution kid. I was there. I worked from 4:00 to 19:00 in a factory for 10 years until I found a more profitable business, hehe.
If there's money to be made it will be a success son. Are you ?"
"Well, uhh, we have a very special uhmm business model: we have noticed that only internet companies that make giant losses are taken seriously and we are doing our best to spend as much money as we can."
"That's a very careless attitude kiddo. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men."
(Hmm. I've heard these lines somewhere before)
"I will keep that in mind and so will our readers I think." (checking my notes for next question)
"So this grande LAN finale of that Eurocoppa thingie. You'll be doing that in a typical dutch windmill I guess ? A coffeeshop maybe ? Come to think of it: are there any coffeeshops located in a windmill ? You dutch hypocrites would love that wouldn't you ? Hahahahahahaha."
"That's very funny, hehe. But I think we are getting slightly off-topic here. The LAN finals will be held at a very special location Mr. Booky, I can assure you that. We will come up with more details real-soon-now.
I hope you won't take this the wrong way Mr. Booky, but the winners of the first round in the contest that carries your name (Robo, Vos and Firehoppir) say they still haven't received their prizes. I guess it's the dutch/swedish mail messing up as usual. Uhmmm, you did send it to them, did you ?"
"Does it look like I need someone like you to tell me how to do my business ?"
(Getting rather nervous. Fiddling with pencil)
"You are right. That was rude. I will tell those three guys to just be patient - I'm sure they will understand. Uhmmm. I think all my questions are answered at this point Mr. Booky. I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciated you taking the time to answer my questions."
C. Booky lights another cigar, begins with his paperwork and seems to have forgotten I even exist. I decide to just leave the mansion.
In the train back home, going through my notes, I realise that hardly any of my questions are answered...
It may seem like a strange advice at this time, but I would like to urge you to continue to place your bets. For all his rudeness, C. Booky really is a man of honor and there is no reason to fear that he will not deliver on payday. Talita, March 8th, 2000 |
| Don Corleone (Don Corleone) 11 Nov 2006 11:45 | Reply |
StarShooter wrote: <a11|RedMachine> maybe some day i will be rich same here :P | |
| StarShooter (StarShooter) 23 May 2006 02:15 | Reply |
<a11|RedMachine> maybe some day i will be rich | |
| SigMa.zh (<--SoH.ch-->) 22 Aug 2005 15:10 | Reply |
WhiteEagle wrote: lol, my mother thought there was real money involved:-p w0000000, CB 2 win get rich by chilling in the net and knowing whats gooing on in the scene.  | |
| Print0r (EF) 22 May 2005 21:02 | Reply |
WhiteEagle wrote: lol, my mother thought there was real money involved:-p WHAT!!!! its not real money? I demand a rule change and clanbase pays us all the money from our booky!!! | |
| phaz (wnbe) 18 Jan 2005 11:55 | Reply |
yawn | |
| Malnum ([SEPiX]) 14 Nov 2004 03:07 | Reply |
Something, something. | |
| WhiteEagle ([109th]) 30 Jun 2004 11:16 | Reply |
lol, my mother thought there was real money involved:-p | |
TenSun]iA[ (]iA[  ) 10 Apr 2004 23:41 | Reply |
show me teh moneh tbfh <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley6.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> ! | |
| [EVO]Sonic ([EVO][COD]) 26 Feb 2004 19:53 | Reply |
Lets just hope the old fart ends up being wacked in an Italian restaurant by a drive-by... ^^ yeah that | |
ThakowZky ([fp.]  ) 20 Feb 2004 00:22 | Reply |
I find this very offensive against scandinavians. remote it at once. | |
=(X)=RaVen= (=(X)=  ) 16 Oct 2003 10:44 | Reply |
\o/ funny <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley6.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
Smile¥ ([SbD]  ) 13 Oct 2003 14:58 | Reply |
Mr. Booky for king! | |
| Ougagagoubou (wZ) 12 Oct 2003 00:27 | Reply |
Mr. Booky sounds quite evil <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley2.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> Not sure if I can let him handle all my thousands of euros, duh. | |
| P3T3R (cR) 11 Oct 2003 02:15 | Reply |
hehe! | |
| Wolf (AXO) 23 Sep 2003 10:36 | Reply |
Of cource he will pay you when your profit reach 0 | |
| -]iFS[-Genocide (-]iFS[-) 23 Sep 2003 06:15 | Reply |
Hrhr, lookin good. But i still have a question for the bookmaker. When are u gonna pay me my profit ? <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley6.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
RicKsteR ([co]  ) 12 Sep 2003 09:45 | Reply |
haha, nice interview talita, really funny <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley5.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
| dfr.yz (*DFR*) 13 May 2003 17:42 | Reply |
ClanBase is an international site so please write your comments in english. Postings in another language are removed. <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley5.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
| Bert (217.122.113.127) 19 Mar 2003 15:46 | Reply |
Tell the guy to stick his sigar u[ his ass! Well that would be nice....... lol And i WOULD have the LAN in a 'coffeeshop Windmill' mmmm funny | |
| alx (u) 4 Mar 2003 18:14 | Reply |
lol | |
| StarFoG (212.178.7.59) 12 Feb 2003 10:26 | Reply |
'I made him an offer he couldn't refuse, either his signature or his brains would be on the contract.' | |
| rol-PL4K-band (-PL4K-) 2 Feb 2003 16:33 | Reply |
w/e | |
| Sigh... (212.100.190.238) 3 Jan 2003 14:21 | Reply |
This is almost as funny as my boss saying 'you don't have to work anymore for the next decade'. GAWD MAN... Lets just hope the old fart ends up being wacked in an Italian restaurant by a drive-by... And then to know I luv pizza... | |
| )"Fruit<->Peanut" (Fruit) 3 Dec 2002 14:05 | Reply |
is not personal... is business <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley4.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> rofl | |
| Vo0 (62.234.128.193) 18 Nov 2002 19:56 | Reply |
Hoe niet grappig | |
| bill (212.32.11.85) 6 Nov 2002 13:23 | Reply |
ClanBase is an international site so please write your comments in english. Postings in another language are removed. Blah blah blah | |
| v0rt3x (gros) 14 Oct 2002 10:31 | Reply |
it could be fine to aslo place bets for a draw result <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley1.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom>, change your rules <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley1.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
| |ECP|NetZpLiT (|ECP|) 10 Oct 2002 06:20 | Reply |
lol, lmao, rofl, rolfmao ! | |
| |DA²|Maximus (|DA²|) 28 Sep 2002 10:40 | Reply |
lmaoooooo | |
| =TF=FLAGEL (=TF= ) 21 Sep 2002 19:58 | Reply |
hehe, nice read <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley1.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> "Bad connections in Skandinavia is like pinguins in the Sahara" LOL As I said, NICE read it was <img src='http://www.clanbase.com:8000/smiley6.gif' border='0' width='16' height='16' align=absbottom> | |
| Necromancer (EoF ) 20 Sep 2002 17:32 | Reply |
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| £m@iL ([TGib]) 14 Sep 2002 03:45 | Reply |
haha! | |
| BlizZard (Frag Or Die) 15 Nov 2001 08:37 | Reply |
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL (: nice interview :PPPP me was bored, but now not more :PP thnx Tal (: | |
| Arbz (Clan King ) 8 Mar 2000 11:28 | Reply |
Btw, for a moment i thought you were about to interview with Christophe Vos, DA man  (aka vos :P)But you've still done a great job, ermm well, it made me laugh | |
| =KroNoX= (=KroNoX=) 8 Mar 2000 09:49 | Reply |
Hi Talita i think u've got alot of fantasy and i would have kicked a guy like C.booky wat a dork i'm going to bet all my money on the things he said he wouldn't | |
| CBooky (Clanbase crew) 8 Mar 2000 02:40 | Reply |
{jgm|snx wrote: mr. C(!) booky Cristophe? vos? the man who won the game ?? hmmmmm, i smell conspiracy }You watch your mouth mister. Or you might just wake up with the head of a horse between the sheets. | |
| jgm weet hoe laat het is- (Praag 2000) 8 Mar 2000 01:40 | Reply |
mr. C(!) booky Cristophe? vos? the man who won the game ?? hmmmmm, i smell conspiracy | |
| Elmer ([PfM]) 8 Mar 2000 00:29 | Reply |
i wonder if that guy wants a promotion he's worth more than being a cb accountant | |
| RockSteady (Never Underestimate These Suckers ) 8 Mar 2000 00:01 | Reply |
I like this guy already. He could have been my twin brother LOL | |
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